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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Set your sails
A word from the wise, do not listen to the critics. It is impossible for them to sit back and enjoy this swashbuckler, they seem to thrive on dramas and romantic flicks. Are they even human? It is a Disney film, not a Ron Howard or Ridley Scott flick. Disney equals FUN. F-U-N. Please see this with your friends in family. It is, if not better than the first. I saw the first showing this morning, and it was packed. And I simply have to see it again. I hope this film makes twice as much as curse of the black pearl (over 650 million) and those who have spoke negatively of this film will have no choice but walk the plank. In short, Johnny has once again proved that only he, and he alone can play Capt. Jack. I ask the American people to please climb aboard the black pearl once more and hold on tight!
The Lake House (2006)
Two great actors
This has to be the first romance/mystery film I ever saw in theatres, and its worth it people(I'm not into the mushy love stories guys, so I'm on your side). Anyway, the film would have been a total flop without Keanu and Sandra's chemistry. I recommend this film to anyone. I mean how many movies have a magical mail box, that acts like a instant messenger?? hehe. I'm totally jealous. You just want this to be real when you see it. You fall in love with the characters, and how their lives keep connecting.
Take anyone you care about to see this film. This film is particularly unique! See it!!!
The Thing Below (2004)
pure crap
**Spoilers ahead** This movie is retarded, the actors, director, and whoever did the special effects should be sent to a desert island forever. They throw in a nude scene with a porn star throwing her gigantic breasts around and pouring oil on herself in a room full of fire. This is probably where all the budget for the special effects went. The awful acting, pathetic CGI and the stupid storyline make this the worst waste of 94 minutes ever.
But the movie is a lot of fun if you like to make fun of movies mystery science theater style.
Anyone who gave this movie more than 1 star is too generous. Run and hide.