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Maternal Instinct (2019)
Decent
Good enough to hold your attention. Really picked up in the middle to end.
Problem Child 2 (1991)
Always Cheers Me Up
Problem Child 1 & 2 are some of my favorite movies. Hard to say which I like best but PC2 probably edges out as it has more funny gags courtesy of Junior's tricks to Lawanda. This is a funny, wacky, goofy, lighthearted comedy not to be taken seriously. It's what a movie should be: pure escapism. It's not real life people. Many of these situations can not take place in real life.
Junior is played perfectly, Big Ben is again hilarious, and everyone else was born to play their roles. I love the addition of Lawanda and Trixy. Trixy was played very well.
If you want to turn your brain off and just be entertained this can do it. PC 1 & 2 are comedy classics. At the end of the movie I'm always left smiling as it's just so enjoyable.
Problem Child (1990)
Always Cheers Me Up
Funny, wacky, lighthearted comedy not to be taken seriously. Junior is played perfectly, Big Ben is hilarious, and everyone else was born to play their roles. If you want to turn your brain off and just be entertained this can do it. PC 1 & 2 are comedy classics. At the end of the movie I'm always left smiling as it was so enjoyable and that Problem Child song is catchy too.
Quantum of Solace (2008)
Awful
From Casino Royale to this mess. How is the team behind this movie happy with this? I would be embarrassed. I wouldn't put it out. Can't understand the villain, don't understand much of the plot, action scenes are crazy fast. Seriously did the editor have a grudge? I can barely see what's going on. When I do see even the action is boring. Average looking Bond girl with an ugly scar on her back. Awful theme song. I was happy when the movie came to an end. Nothing pulls you in. Nothing exciting or fun. No replay value. Watch Casino Royale again or Mission Impossible. Even Lifetime movies are more thrilling than the last three Bond films! They really need to write a good story and stop rushing for the money! It's so embarrassing how they have destroyed their legacy. I don't rush to watch Bond movies anymore. I see it as boring nonsense now.
Skyfall (2012)
So Average
Slightly better than Spectre and tremendously better than the awful Quantum. Daniel Craig tries his best but doesn't have much to work with. There were a couple action scenes that held my attention and had me on edge, but that's about it. All of the Craig/Bond movies besides Casino Royale have been below average. The writers suck. Boring, no plot, tired plot, ok action scenes, average looking Bond girls, dull villains, ok villains, average theme songs. Nothing pulls you in. Nothing exciting or fun. No replay value. Watch Casino Royale again or Mission Impossible. Even Lifetime movies are more thrilling than the last three Bond films! At the end it copies Home Alone which was strange and very underwhelming. The entire movie was just ok. But Bond is not supposed to be just ok! It's supposed to be fun and exciting. They really need to write a good story and stop rushing for the money! It's so embarrassing how they have destroyed their legacy. I don't rush to watch Bond movies anymore. I see it as nonsense now.
Spectre (2015)
Not Even Worth A Long Review
Daniel Craig doesn't have much to work with. All of the Craig/Bond movies besides Casino Royale have been terrible. The writers suck. Boring, no plot, ok action scenes, average looking Bond girls, dull villains, bad theme songs. Nothing pulls you in. Nothing exciting or fun. No replay value. Watch Casino Royale again or Mission Impossible. Even Lifetime movies are more thrilling than the the last three Bond films!
The Perfect Husband (2004)
The Crown Jewel of Lifetime Movies!
This is my favorite Lifetime movie! It's the king of wacky Lifetime! Ty Kellington is hilarious and played to absolute perfection by Michael Riley. For such a typical premise (insecure, jealous controlling husband) it could've been dull but there's twist and turns and you're never bored.
Stripped (2019)
Enjoyable!
I really enjoyed this movie. The villain is not in your face and seems like a normal guy if a little forward. The story has meat to it. This is one of the better Lifetime movies. I was never bored and it kept my attention all the way through. It had just enough of the standard Lifetime suspense and wackiness.