Oh man I am really getting tired of every schmoe out there thinking they are going to be the next Blair Witch Project. Guys, you can't act, you can't direct, and you can't even pick a good script.
Let's count the many ways that this movie sucker worse tahn a UWE Bolle feature..and that is saying a lot.
1. John (the so called Cool guy) This guy is a walking powder keg and seems to hate everything and everyone around him. Why the hell anyone would want to hang out with him is beyond me. His vocabulary consists of profanities and not much else. This guy has a sexual innuendo for everything. He could be taking a dump and make comments like "Oh yeah you like that? Das right bitch open wide for big poppa...yeah babeeee, way to slide on out"
2. The drug dealer guy (umm I've never seen a geekier drug dealer in my life. He likes to take nature walks and he's p-whipped? C'MON!!!)
3. Shannon (drug dealer's girlfriend and supposed Hot chick of the bunch) She rates a 3/10 in the looks department, of course put her next to the other two 'women' and I use that term lightly, and she moves up to a 6/10. So what were her redeeming qualities? Uh none, she was about as much of a KJ that John.
4. John's two biatches. Unfortunately he named them quite well. A real funny scene was when they were both topless and remarking about how fat John had gotten. Talk about irony, I can only thank the director for doing far shots of their nudity. Hell if you watch the gag reel some of the crew kicked the hell out of both of them in the looks dept.
Oh man I can't even go on it was so bad. I'll tell you what, I turned off the movie with 7 minutes remaining I couldn't take it anymore.
Let's count the many ways that this movie sucker worse tahn a UWE Bolle feature..and that is saying a lot.
1. John (the so called Cool guy) This guy is a walking powder keg and seems to hate everything and everyone around him. Why the hell anyone would want to hang out with him is beyond me. His vocabulary consists of profanities and not much else. This guy has a sexual innuendo for everything. He could be taking a dump and make comments like "Oh yeah you like that? Das right bitch open wide for big poppa...yeah babeeee, way to slide on out"
2. The drug dealer guy (umm I've never seen a geekier drug dealer in my life. He likes to take nature walks and he's p-whipped? C'MON!!!)
3. Shannon (drug dealer's girlfriend and supposed Hot chick of the bunch) She rates a 3/10 in the looks department, of course put her next to the other two 'women' and I use that term lightly, and she moves up to a 6/10. So what were her redeeming qualities? Uh none, she was about as much of a KJ that John.
4. John's two biatches. Unfortunately he named them quite well. A real funny scene was when they were both topless and remarking about how fat John had gotten. Talk about irony, I can only thank the director for doing far shots of their nudity. Hell if you watch the gag reel some of the crew kicked the hell out of both of them in the looks dept.
Oh man I can't even go on it was so bad. I'll tell you what, I turned off the movie with 7 minutes remaining I couldn't take it anymore.
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