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Leave the World Behind (2023)
No idea who is highly rating this movie
This movie is so boring its like watching paint dry, every decision they make is so stupid its unreal and they waste hours on things because none of them tell each other important things! Nothing intense about this movie, diversity box ticked with random comments about racism for 0 reason.at all, little girl just keeps going on about friends the tv show non stop even the ending is just her watching friends...a guy who is useless and just stalks a woman on his phone and randomly jerks off for a scene which added what to the film? Other than screen time.
Ending is just so pathetic! 2 hours and all you get is a girl going into a bunker and watching friends on a tv like wow amazing! Pretty sure this whole movie was thrown together just to advertise friends, who watched this and thought hm this is worth 10 stars? Literally no idea what the movie was even on about and still don't and the cast was just so bad, seems the movie had a £50 budget too..
Bird Box: Barcelona (2023)
Who approved this?
Now we all know the remakes of classic movies normally doesn't end well but this one is probably the worse i have ever seen! What was the plan with this movie? It starts out okay but then they enter a bus depot then from there its just awful, just a guy who decides to go on a killing spree with the obvious twist of him not killing the little girl.
Nothing about this movie is realistic or interesting, is no storyline to it and the acting isn't great either, shame as i love these type of movies and the first birdbox was really good but this was terrible.
You're not rooting for anyone, in fact i wish that main guy just got killed within first 10 minutes, ending is even worse, my advice just avoid it as your not missing anything.
Beast (2022)
Why do they do remakes and ruin originals?
For anyone wondering this is basically a woke remake of a classic Ghost and the Darkness but butchered it completely.
Basically a family who go driving around being attacked by a magical lion, other lions hug you but this one apparently ate a whole village and just likes killing people, no storyline just boring and bad acting from the start i mean im not one to shout at the TV lol but every few seconds your asking why they didn't do this or that or why they did..for instance always sat with their backs turned to the window, leaving doors open, having guns on their back after the lion just killed a bunch of them, fighting a lion bare hands and then walking away like you just got attacked by a house cat not a lion, somehow hiding from a lion literally 2m away its like lions can't smell anything and don't get me started on the CGI!
This is one of them movies where the characters do so many silly things its unwatchable and it ruined the whole movie, basically a lion that is immune to bullets and running and chases them around while laughing at them leaving doors wide open or having the gun on their back the whole time and the ending my god!
Hate to say it but this is one of the worst put together and acted movies where your actually routing for the lion to eat them all and constantly pointing out stupid things so my advice don't bother and go watch The Ghost and the Darkness.
Jurassic World Dominion (2022)
Why is everyone moaning?
The storyline is a bit all over the place and its the same sorta stuff from characters like using hands to stop a dinosaur from attacking lol but i thought it was worth watching....i 100% believe its better than Jurassic World 2 and maybe even the first Jurassic World.
- Introduced new dinosaurs but could of added dinosaurs from Jurassic Parks like the Spinosaurus etc.
- Introduced old characters and objects from past movies
Cons
- Not much action at times
- Apparently, dinosaurs only attack certain people
- Somehow a Trex took on a Giga and also the characters somehow managed to fend off a Giga by stabbing it with a tiny knife and taser
I read reviews before watching and was concerned but after watching it literally a few hours ago i don't see why people are moaning so much, there is only so much you can do to a dinosaur movie after 5 other movies so of course its going to be same stuff.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
Silly
If one of them knew how to use a gun properly this dude would be dead already! Its so cringe how none of them can kill him with a gun and he can magically keep chainsawing them!
This could of all been over if that blonde girl just shot him in the back with the sheriffs gun while in the van...most of the characters are so clueless they deserve to get chopped up.
Unrealistic and poor acting and a guy that has 49 lives.
Trigger Point (2022)
Worth watching but don't expect realism!
Firstly i want to defend the show, most people reviewing who are moaning about it being unrealistic when it comes to the policing side of things like no sh@t....its a tv show with certain time per episode so they're not going to go all into detail and start breaking out real protocols bomb squads follow...also the key to being good at bomb squad is not to show a bunch of actors what they do so they can show everyone including potential threats! Same for anti terrorism they wont give away any details to tv shows which is true....hence why hardly any help was given to the show by real bomb squads or special police groups...what was people expecting to tune in and see Vicky McClure kitted up doing the death walk like we're watching the Hurt Locker movie?
What i will say and fully agree with is the language and silly decisions the characters make, firstly screaming the F word didn't build tension it just came off bad and makes no sense to scream at someone panicking..also bomb squads would not have a thin police vest and some goggles to deal with bombs...they'll have full on body covered plating with not a bit of skin in sight!
Its not like the line of duty where they can ask for police inside help with the show as everything on the show is not revealing but when it comes to shows about terrorism of course they wont help the show so i dont expect it to be realistic at all, worth the watch but yeah dont expect realism!
The Masked Singer (2019)
Awful show with no logic whatsoever
Watched probably 4 episodes of this so far and haven't had a clue who most of them are, meant to be a show based on singing yet 3 of the 4 judges have no idea about singing and its cringe when they try and give their opinion on the singing...would be like strictly come dancing hiring 4 comedians to be judges like it makes no sense!
Gets you guessing i guess but its boring and dull and just a desperate show that people go on to try and get some sort of a revival of their career, go look up the revealed people so far and full marks if you know even one of them or care! No actual top singers will go on this show its just humiliating.
Also there is no chance in hell the judges etc don't know who it is...these people have to pull up to the building then go into dressing rooms and all sorts and we're expected to believe the judges in the same building have zero idea who it is? Thats why its even more cringe....
Skip it.
Kitchen Nightmares (2007)
Fun to watch but clearly staged and follow same script
Its always the same thing, Gordon rocks up and finds the place is dirty (why you wouldn't clean it before Gordon turned up and outed you on TV is beyond me) then its the chefs who cant cook the basics so Ramsay somehow gets them to ditch all that and then cook all fancy stuff?
Place is filled with customers who just happen to say the food or drink is gross just when the camera looks at them....someone will lie even when they know there is cameras which makes no sense.."did you microwave it" continues to say no to Ramsay knowing full well a camera crew filmed him cook it and put it in microwave!
Often one of the owners will be in denial or say "Gordon will come here wanting to change everything" hello?? Did you not just agree to be on a tv show to save your business?
If this wasn't scripted then any business with a braincell would clean the whole place before Gordon turns up outing the mess on TV, secondly no owners or staff would be rejecting change to create an argument for TV when their the ones who phoned him in the first place and you can just tell most of the responses are not natural and are forced arguments or comments to cause a scene for the show
You cant turn up to a place and just scream at people and give them a small makeover and menu then expect any benefit which is why something like 80% of places featured in the show are closed..dont get me wrong i love watching this show but dont think for a second this show is real lol.
Bar Rescue (2011)
Used to like it but too fake
How do people believe this is real?? So the customers and staff etc don't notice people following them with cameras and cameras mounted around the place with lighting? Yet these people still manage to do things wrong even when they know they are watching?? The spying makes me wet myself hahahahah! They send people in to spy but yet again they have cameras mounted everywhere so oh no who could it be!
I don't even believe the customers are real as there is no way unscripted people would just happen to say something bad about the food or drinks just when the camera looks at them! One episode the customer even looks up at camera before saying it....
Haven't looked into John but doesn't seem like any help whatsoever, who pays for the turn around on these so called broke bars? The show? All John does is turn up screaming at everyone and just buys all this fancy stuff and somehow changes bar name and interior within a night then goes.
Just think about it, if you owned a bar with dirt and dust and all sorts everywhere and moldy food and bars wouldn't you have the brains to clean all this up before John and his crew turns up and outs you on national TV? Show is just scripted reality tv and i would love to see how many "broke" bars they actually somehow turn around!
Jungle Cruise (2021)
Meh
Took a girl on the date to see this today and she liked it and so did i but not too much, comedy has its moments through out the film but it wasn't too crazy i just think people rate it any movie high that has the Rock in as he's such a great actor but yeah not so much for me this one.
Orange Is the New Black (2013)
Great show but why end at season 7?
The show has been great, characters transforming and getting involved with each other etc, why end at season 7 though? They cleared up some things but you're still left wondering an awful lot...really wish there was a season 8 like Wentworth...i believe a show should go on until there is nothing left to progress and storylines are complete, what happened to Diaz? A season where Hellman is warden would of been so funny....what about Doggett? What was the point in that like 1 episode away from final? So many things have been left unturned that they could of easily came back for a season 8.
What about Fig and Caputo? Did they end up adopting that girl?
What happened to Tamika or Cindy?
I just feel like season 7 left so much unanswered but its still a great show, i binged watched it within like 2 week lol.
F9 (2021)
What did i just watch?
So within first 30 mins apparently Roman has god mode and can spray down a dozen soldiers who have the drop on him? Then they go behind enemy lines up against a military in unarmed cars except Roman hell even a bike...good idea! Then they go driving across a minefield and who would of thought that only the bad guys manage to get blown up.....then Tej manages to drive across a broken bridge which physics wouldn't even allow....then Dom is chasing after Cena who has this important package yet a armed heli is firing missiles at them both? Then Dom uses nos and somehow uses a bridges wire to swing around when the force would rip the axle off the car....too many silly stunts in this movie trying to make it the best ever but just makes it the worst ever.
Now apparently Dom knows cops who arrest him that all turn out to be hot chicks? Then John Cena punches through a wall like my god....then falls onto a lorry and happens to just have a Nissan GTR out of all the cars.....then some roid head on top of a truck smashes into a road sign and does nothing to him...now their floating around in space in a car! Oh and apparently out of the thousands of rounds fired at them all not one hits them.
Summed it up for all of you so you can see how stupid and unrealistic this is..save your money, please stop making these films you're ruining them! Can tell from the ending there will be a fast 10...please don't!
Lost (2004)
Good show but confusing at the same time
When the show was just the present time it was fun and good to watch minus the dumb decisions sometimes but you get that with every survival show, things started getting confusing with flashbacks especially the 30 years previous then 30 years before then 1977 then 2000 or something then to top it off the ending....i had to spend 10 min just looking it up and still seems nobody knows exactly what happened its all just theories!
From the way i see it they all died in a plane crash at the bottom of the sea which was shown on tv's and characters said everyone on board the plane was dead and accounted for with the wreckage which the writers tried to throw us off by saying it was "staged"....i knew from the moment they kept talking about heaven and hell and learning about them finding the plane with all passengers accounted for that the ending would be like this but its just bad in my opinion, could of been so much better and seasons 5 and 6 was quite bad i feel like a series based on a island can only go so far which you could tell past season 4 things just got silly.
Good show but too confusing and pointless finishing, maybe i'm wrong and they aint all dead but idk how thats even possible, ending should of been them getting off the island but now im wondering if the island was even real then you've got black smoke killing people like there is so many things left unanswered...i feel like if they did a remake of this show in todays times with all the new technology they could make such a good series.
Der Untergang (2004)
Great movie!
Great movie to watch and shows Hitlers final moments as a "leader" and the moments leading up to his death, but oh i forgot anyone who watches this must be a nazi? Same for people who made it they clearly made it as they're a nazi not because its a MOVIE and HISTORY? Some people who leave reviews.....like one of the guys below lmao with his logic then nobody should made movies containing guns because guns kill people! Get a grip...
Give the movie a watch, fyi its a war movie its not meant to make you feel involved or passionate for the characters? I feel like half the people watching this movie don't even know what its about.
Accurate and well acted by all the cast.
Wrath of Man (2021)
Watched twice and meh
Jason is an amazing actor he always has been but this movie for me was a little meh, soon as bullet was introduced it all just became predictable and the action scenes were meh as well.
Worth the watch just don't expect too much.
The Walking Dead (2010)
Used to be a massive fan
I loved TWD its one of them shows where i would impatiently wait for days for each episode and looked forward to it up until around season 3, the show especially now has turned into a massive sleep fest with the constant talking i mean i remember one episode being around 40 mins of just Carol and Daryl talking.......i have since started watching FTWD and i honestly prefer it now dont get me wrong TWD first seasons will never be topped but FTWD seasons 5 & 6 for me are way better than TWD seasons 5-10.
FTWD has me impatiently waiting for each episode where as TWD i don't care if i miss an episode to be honest, used to hate on FTWD and was a massive TWD fan but thats changed, TWD changed the moment it made everything about group vs group combat and you can see they've ran out of ideas.
I could binge watch maybe TWD seasons 1 to 4 but anything past that i just couldn't especially season 10, now they're saying Rick is having his own movies or something? A movie? Why not another series....they've teased these CRM military people in both TWD and now FTWD but seems there will be no connecting in either show and will have to watch these Rick movies for that which to me makes zero sense......we know literally nothing about them except they have helicopters and dress in fancy black tactical gear....they teased Al from FTWD meeting up again with one of the CRM soldiers but then last second didn't....personally looking forward to FTWD more than the new season of TWD and will be interesting to see how these Rick movies go and where FTWD goes with these CRM people but i have a feeling season 11 final will be where we finally get to see the CRM group and then thats it we have to wait for Ricks movies.
Personally recommend people watch FTWD now, better characters that you actually get attached to and care about and better stories i mean season 6 they have a bloody nuclear submarine! My hope is Al meets up with that Isabelle women who's apart of CRM to bring some sense to this CRM group as TWD clearly isn't heading in that direction but who knows as both shows are all over the place currently.
Lol i seem to of hit a nerve with the TWD fans...get a grip....
Chicago P.D. (2014)
Good show but characters have god mode
Love the show but i'm tired of all the characters having god mode.....all of them get shot up and magically survive and are fine in the next episode....we all know Kim will be absolutely fine after taking 2 shots to the gut and then laying there in a pool of blood then dragging herself to a car then lifting herself into a car then sitting in the car for god knows how long until they find her then she somehow is still alive and they've made it sound like OMG will she make it...we all know she will.
I like Kim and the show in general but its clear they are scared to kill off characters i mean Jay has had what 9 lives now? I cant think of any who hasn't been shot yet, it just makes the show predictable as you know they will all survive! Voight going back into his old self is like the only good thing to come out out of season 8.....all its been up to this point is them pandering to BLM and "reform" and relationships i mean at this point they've all had a go on each other its disturbing.
Fear the Walking Dead (2015)
Season 5-6 changed my mind!
I previously reviewed this series with a 3 star as seasons 1-3 were pretty bad in my opinion but i'm so glad i kept watching as towards end of season 4 and seasons 5 & 6 have impressed me to the point of liking FTWD more than TWD completely.
My fav characters are Al, Morgan, Daniel but with all the characters i feel attached to when watching this show, good storylines like the helicopter and now a nuclear submarine has just turned FTWD around in seasons 5 and 6.
I look more forward to 1 episode of FTWD than 5 episodes of The talking dead sorry i mean The walking dead, interesting to see where they head with the season 6 final maybe some closure on the Al and. Isabelle as well as obviously does a nut nuke the world!
I feel like people compare FTWD to TWD far too much which is why people dislike it where as i prefer to think of them as their own series rather than just compare it to TWD 24.7, people should watch this show with an open mind because if you're one of these people who are a massive fan of TWD and go into watching FTWD just to sit comparing every little thing and cant accept change then don't bother.
Highly recommend people watch this especially seasons 5 & 6, watch those seasons then see if your mind changes! No good watching seasons 1-3 then turning it off like most people in reviews are doing...every show has bad seasons i can assure you TWD has had a few too!
Also, sadly every show has to kill off characters! You can't hate on a show because a character dies....you do know the people playing the characters are real people right? Like can move on to other shows/movies or other reasons? Seeing people in reviews saying they stopped watching because 1 character died makes me laugh....these are the same people who were massive fans of TWD and sucked it dry then Rick went out of it and you all bad reviewed and moaned! Characters die sadly thats just how it goes with tv shows and movies!
There seems to just be a hate mob of TWD fans who idk watch FTWD thinking its meant to be the same thing? Its like watching a movie and then moaning the 2nd one that came out isn't the same as the first! They're meant to be different! TWD fans just dislike and hate on FTWD without even watching it i mean 80% of reviews are talking about seasons 1 to 2.... FTWD is on season 6! I know this review will get dislikes by TWD fans but don't let that put you off watching this show as i can assure you as a massive TWD fan myself even i find FTWD better!
Zulu (1964)
Good movie
Watched it a lot and never gets boring and just an overall classic movie, weird how Zulus wiped out 1200 men but cant wipe out 100 though? apparently there were 4000 zulu attacking Rorke's Drift yet somehow lost lmao, should of just sent in all 4000 and overwhelmed the Brits.
Good movie to watch still but the first one is just as good.
Dances with Wolves (1990)
One of the all time greats
Love this movie...only issue is every time i see the wolf scene i want to punch my screen xD other than that..great movie
Predators (2010)
Decent movie but mehhh
I think predator is one of the all time greats...predator 2 was rather decent too and now this one, Personally i think it started off great but as you got more into the movie it kinda got pointless, that guy finally has people there alive wanting to escape but decides to kill them and stay there after 10+ months there already? the movie also makes the predators look super weak and silly..first predator they fired mini guns and grenade launchers you name it and it did like no damage..then this movie sometimes they make the predator look badass with taking no damage from high powered rifles and like 6 grenades but then they make them look weak as hell and defeated by a 1010101010 year old sword which does 2 cuts and boom its dead..so bullets cant rip through it and kill it but a single cut with a sword can? then the ending...you would atleast expect they would of somehow got off the island..instead they're basically right right back at the beginning and stuck on there and doesn't say if they got off or not but then obviously the new predator is completely different soo...action scenes aren't bad but not brill.
I would say this is decent still and hey atleast its better than the newest....that one is awful.
Lambo (2017)
Just like youtubers...
Pretty much like what youtubes are doing...making a movie just so they can tick off acting and have it on their bio and websites...i watch Aarron sometimes and have used his products but he's just in it for the money now..hes just recently bought out a new product thats a natural t booster but contains gear which he's not allowed to mention? pretty sure you cant just wack some anavar or dbol in a natural t booster mate...think about the health risks...and apparently it stacks on mass in a week and has literally only one side effect...screw dbol or test just buy these..no pct....safe....only £55 a month tho so over £150 for a 3 month course..used to like him but now it seems all he wants is to build his rep and make money by lying and claiming his t booster is like steroids.................the movie was alright i guess but nothing special.
Terminator: Dark Fate (2019)
Yes & no
For me it was kinda just a drag...i had to skip parts before i fell asleep, they turn up at some house and Arnold is there and then they decide to fight it and bla bla it was just boring...the start makes no sense and how Arnold always finds the power to come back at the very last second and kill these new machines that are supposed to be stronger and stuff etc is beyond me.
I did enjoy most of the terminators but this one was a little bad, people complaining about it not being as good as the others what do you expect...name me one sequel where its been better than the original? Rambo? Predator? you notice with all sequels the more thats made the worse they get in most cases...i guess after all the terminator movies they've just ran out of ideas which is understandable and i doubt there will be a new one surely?
To conclude, if you get the chance to watch it for free like me and need to pass time then go for it but if you have to pay then i wouldn't...i don't like bad talking movies but i feel like its best to be honest so if they make another they hopefully don't do the same thing but who knows...have to remember all these actors are getting old unfortunately...cant expect them to film it like the old ones where this massive scary looking dude just slaughters people...when you look at Arnold you don't have the same ..idk vibe i guess? its like having the current Arnold do another predator like the first..do you see what i mean? just wouldn't be the same.
Laid in America (2016)
Awful
Can we just stop? youtubers trying to act and now doing music and boxing...its just embarrassing..who is signing these people? the movie is poorly acted and 0 sense to the film and was obviously thrown together just so they can say "yay we did it".....anyone giving this good reviews are just delusional kid fans that say everything he does is good....like his music etc.
If you want to bore yourself to death watch this movie.
Jaws 3-D (1983)
Not like the others
Fell asleep watching it the first time..woke up to a shark swimming backwards after snapping a metal pin in half, give me a break.
The CGI is awful and the shark swimming at the control room...who watched that and agreed it should stay in the movie on final release..the ending is the only part that doesn't make me drift off.
Just boring and ruined..could of been something decent but it seems like they were running on a $1000 budget and had a child type up the story line. I keep seeing people say "ignore all the bad reviews" no ignore the good reviews..people complaining about bad reviews and defending this movie are delusional.