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Damsel (2024)
8/10
We loved it!
23 March 2024
Simple but enjoyable movie, Well worth a watch.

Game of thrones in 2 hours can you ask for more? And honestly a much better ending in our opinion.

Story was very simple & clean we honestly miss the simplicity of movies like this, not much background drama to follow.

The lead female actor was awesome, she ft the part perfect, the CGI was EXCELLENT. Almost reminded me of Wizard of OZ with its simplicity.

To us a great little flick for the 2 hours before bed schedule, you could watch this while typing a report and still not miss much.

They could make a second movie& it has to be better than GOT ;)
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6/10
Great Story = Teenage sex gone wrong.
23 March 2024
I grew up in a catholic school so i can relate to this however its a step above in all honesty. At no time during my time in Catholic school in NYC did I feel above the law or the feelings of human decency, in that aspect the few portrayed here obviously had major personality / mental issues with how they seen other human beings, especially young woman. My wife took offense to this movie, the arrogance & lack of human decency among the teenage boys was very over the top for her.

I do not feel on the whole, Catholicism is the subject here but a few bad eggs with no regard for others, the total lack of empathy made it clear it was more than a religious situation, but poor upbringing & moral quality.

The title is flawed as religion had nothing to do with the horrible criminal behavior.

I would of rated it better but the religion is not the issue and it should not be in the title.
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Ozark (2017–2022)
1/10
Total garbage
27 April 2022
This show is so improbable Ridley Scott Alien is more realistic than this trash. The scissor Jack's under Ruth trailer aka mobile home are the only realistic thing I have seen so far.

By season 3 this garbage is all over the place like trash on a windy day. I am hoping folks read this instead of wasting time only to be totally bored by season 3... We get insane out of the norm characters, that just do not fit the previous seasons add a predator that would fit easier than some characters in this borefest.

I could not like anything in this trash, "I did a forensic accounting" OK yeah sounds interesting for the uninformed. I would avoid this opt for reruns of Gunsmoke or Gilligan's Island much better.
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Midnight Mass (2021)
7/10
Starts slow, but has a S King type twist
19 March 2022
I only watched the first 3 eps was bored to tears. My wife wound up sick we decided to pick up in the spot we left off and try it again while she rested on the couch.

Well we both had an enjoyable afternoon will not give it away but it was worth a watch.
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48 Hrs. (1982)
9/10
Just a super movie
5 February 2022
The team of Murphy and Nolte just keep you laughing, this really was an awesome launch for the SNL star.

There is very little this movie is missing, remember this is 1982 when produced, perhaps dated today it's still fun. The sequel is just as good in my opinion.

Catch Beverly hills cop very similar same type of humor.
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8/10
Low budget spoof - Enjoyed it
5 February 2022
Wife & I started two movies within a short time each was turned off, this was the 3rd try on a cold winter evening. It held our attention to complete it start to finish.

I am unsure what all the negative comments are about? No it's not Eddie Murphy but it still had some humor in our opinion. No, I doubt we will watch it again but the same holds true for game of thrones.

Just seemed like a low budget spoof on everything, seems like everything was attacked or mocked in some fashion.

Watch it while cooking dinner or for a minor background distraction if you want depth this is not going to be it.
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3/10
The singing totally ruined it!!!
29 July 2021
Enjoyed the story however the singing totally ruined it for the 2 of us watching this interesting story.

David Coffin the singing was totally horrible, senseless gibberish nonsense.

Well worth a watch, for us the movie without the singing would be a 6..
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Wander (I) (2020)
2/10
Here's confusion at the best - Wife & I agree
22 July 2021
Wife & I did not understand what we watched - good actors poor movie.
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5/10
If you seen "The Thing"
6 April 2021
The Thing from Another World (1951) & John Carpenters "The Thing" (1982)

This is a rip-off of those two movies even some of the dialogue is identical.

Still it was worth a watch.
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The Decline (2020)
2/10
Borefest
23 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
The movie started out giving us the feel of surving the game rutger Hauer and a host of good actors this was just 2 hours of watching entitled little brats act like as stated domestic terrorists when one is killed with a pipe bomb they had been making, from that point on wife and I kept going to our phones to answer emails it was that bad. So bad to see how people truly act when confronted with reality they are not mentally ready to accept, children run to mommy in this case we have to go to police and explain we are good folks really when in fact they all had a hand in a man's death but sought to clear their conscience but in different ways which obviously started the spiraling down. Great idea just not a great movie.. The actors seemed so boring I wish they could be my neighbors.
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I Witness (2003)
3/10
Total waste of time and Portia de Rossi....
11 February 2021
Human rights advocates on parade, in a film that makes little sense. Shameful that a fine actress like Portia de Rossi has to be associated with such nonsense. What's truly amazing is that there doesn't appear to be a point to the movie. It just drones on and on trying to be hip, but failing miserably even to be slightly interesting. James Spader has to be one of the most boring actors I've ever seen, and adds nothing to what is already an unpleasant viewing experience. No character development, a serious language barrier, and a story that appears to have been made up to accommodate the weak dialog. Drug dealers, elections, dirt bikes, and whatever else could be thrown into the mix does not a movie make. I would give this a one star, except I like Portia de Rossi...
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Hide and Seek (2000 Video)
1/10
Totally AWEFUL - AVOID
26 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
This was so horrible the wife & I could not find a thing plausible about it, the longer we watched the further from planet earth it travelled.

Honestly this has been the worst movie since covid shutdown the wife and I watched which may have been 3 a day at times.

How the imbecile fired up the diesel tractor how the same brainless woman went into a hospital and removed a patient I am clueless the same imbeciles voice just sends chills like fingernails on a chalk board the whole movie. just horrible.

The idea was good however the use of two imbeciles to plan such a elaborate kidnapping ruined this movie which could of been ok.
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2/10
Pathetic BOREFEST - The little "Spaghetti Western" that can't
22 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I have seen every Clint Eastwood, Lee Van Cleef, John Wayne western and this movie just fails, if for no reason there is no conversation just dumb blank stairs for most of this poor western.

This is HORRIBLE in comparison to the Good the Bad & the Ugly, For a few dollars more a A Fistful of Dollars, if you expect that type of movie you will be let down as the wife and I wasted 1.5 hours with dumb stares.

Michele Mercier seems to have past away due to BOREDOM at the watering trough

I very seldom give a movie this bad a rating, some of the scenery was very nice I just cannot think of anything positive about this movie aside from the ending.

"Death rides a horse" watching that now with fingers crossed.
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Hesperia (2019)
3/10
HORRIBLE BOREFEST - Fake Review's
21 January 2021
Fake Review's for sure, lackluster story - awful acting wife says a 5 I think its a 1 as one person wrote NOT WORTH the bag of popcorn.

The whole story was a drag from the start, it just dragged for an eternity it seemed, I went to ebay while half watching it, yes it was that bad.

Go ahead start the movie, the 2 men jawing back and forth for 5 minutes about meth & moving away, yeah that is the whole movie just a long winded "BOREFEST"

Sorry I cannot find anything good to say, there was very little violence.
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Sexy Evil Genius (2013 Video)
2/10
"BORE-FEST"
18 January 2021
Wife & I hope every movie will be good, this was such a flop wife said find another movie.

It could not keep our attention the dialog was just dragging can I use redundant?

There was nothing here, 38 minutes in wife and I decided to throw in the towel, enough listening to 5 misfits discuss nothing.

Maybe its a dramafest? we could not stick around to find out.

pass on this one is our opinion
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The Odds (2018)
6/10
"Very Pretty feet"
18 January 2021
Movie was quite good although I could see right through the situation early on.

The female actor was EXCELLENT right down to her pretty pedi!!!

This is not for everyone & I was very unhappy there was questionable closure..

Wife & I thought it was ok, it is more of of a emotional situation rather than a gorefest.

This in our opinion is nothing like any of the SAW movies.

Winter in the Northeast so its worth a watch in our opinion.
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White Rush (2003)
3/10
"The Breakfast Club"
14 January 2021
While watching this about halfway through I turned to my wife and said, luv "The Breakfast Club" kids grew up!!! She started laughing cause that's exactly how the main actors come off right down to dress & look.

it was ok just low budget.
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Black Plague (2002 Video)
3/10
Dull and confusing - VERY BORING & NO CC SUBS
29 December 2020
Without subs the audio was not clear made watching & understanding the movie difficult to say the least, wife & I both had a hard time understanding the audio.
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6/10
Wow a new twist on Frankenstein
26 December 2020
Very sick twist on the mad scientist horror films, very extreme not for everyone.

Wife and I found it EXTREME but we had no problem watching it, story was a new twist which made it acceptable.

Folks giving it a 1 star really should not watch a disturbing movie like this only to be totally "disturbed" it was the movies intent to be disturbing and memorable which it accomplished.

Not for everyone "obviously"
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3/10
Possible interesting story BUT
12 November 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Possible interesting story "BUT" wow this is aimed at folks without any knowledge of simple things in life.

The tree was maybe 2-3k pounds explain how it landed on his lower leg and not his head or shoulder after all people walk upright? I have logged a few years that's impossible UNLESS he was he taking a nap? The tree looked to be cut with a chainsaw.

The .45 for the folks not in the know is almost like .5 which is a half inch for example like the diameter of AA battery not the 177cal BB / Pellet gun the boy had, look at the tiny little hole in the end of that pistol.

I would of thought average self preservation would of worked that leg back and forth till the dirt was displaced enough to slide leg out or the stick would of sufficed to dig the need clearance.

Enjoyed story some but this was written by someone without the knowledge of common things - wife & I are both avid comp shooters & I hunt all my life, that bow was like a antique from the 70s? and no release!!! please what is that like a 20lb draw bow laughing.

Worth a watch on prime if nothing else to kill some coronavirus time.

Enjoy the conversation forget the visual its just there to add to feel while not realistic it works.
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3/10
a lot going for it but = BORING & LOST
6 November 2020
Wife & I both agree this movie just is horrible - as another wrote "a lot going for it but" its all show & no go what a dud

Sets up for many good scenarios but left us hanging even the end left us clueless.

We can not suggest you waste your time.
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How It Ends (2018)
4/10
Horrible - No CLIMAX
27 October 2020
Warning: Spoilers
Great movie till the horrible end!!!

Please I need some closure - WTF did just happen - CLUELESS & NO Closure
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8/10
Need watch twice..
26 October 2020
Wife really hated it at first half hour, we watched through and said we need a second go to get a better grasp on it.

Second time it was enjoyable, we could really relate to this dark movie.

Wife says its an 8 so be it, I did enjoy the dark story.

Not for everyone but most adults should enjoy this.
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Grand Isle (2019)
7/10
Very Enjoyable Cage flick
17 October 2020
Wife & I watched this and we both enjoyed the story.

Nick Cage was excellent, the storyline kept us interested, KaDee Strickland was SUPER as his wife in this twisted movie.

Nowhere close to Nick Cage best movie but worth a watch if you are a fan and trust me nowhere near Cage worst movie "Arsenal (2017)" thats his worst for certain in my opinion, wife agrees.

The story is nothing new but still very good and worth a watch.
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2/10
Second time NOT a charm..
6 August 2020
Horrible movie just drags on - the super creep w the beard looks like he belongs in Vikings, the blonde gal looks better suited on porxhub you can correct the spelling.

We watched the first in the series it was awful, this is more of the same - how about the beautiful white outfit the sweaty guys wears throughout the movie, not a single sweat or sand stain.

The black must be insanely hot to wear in the brutal sun.

love the old tasco rubber armored scope the blonde has on her junker, no the crosshairs are not from that 29.00 tasco scope kind of has most people fooled LOL

My wife fell asleep watching this garbage.

My son said hey dad its #5 in movies this week... SICK
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