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Centurion (2010)
Waste Of Time
Seriouly, how do such movies ever get made??? Who funds this kind of garbage and why?? Do writers/directors think that the majority of people are ignorant?? Some of the reviews here compare this to Gladiator, are they on some cheap drugs?? Are they trying to deceive the people again?? Was the review written be Niel Marshall himself?? Im not even going to bother trying to describe why the plot. it is so messed up. it totally insults my intelligence and if you are slightly educated it will insult yours. If anyone has any insight on Roman history this is not a film for you. Its a pure mess and the title is deceiving. This is by far the worse "Roman" I ever saw. Don't waste your time watching this crap.
Antichrist (2009)
Demented
Not really a Lars von Trier fan, but enjoyed Dogville so decided to give this movie a chance. I have to admit the visual/graphics/cinematography is brilliant, but the movie as a whole is demented. While watching, I kept saying to myself how sick the writer/director is, and felt that I was in his mind. Now here's the thing, I Don't wanna be in a sick mind, and if the director achieves this, he's called and "artist"?? This is the kind of trash psychopaths would enjoy. Whats next for Lars von Trier...getting in the mind of a child molester?? And should we care??? This kind of movie, unlike typical horrors, can be dangerous. Anyone that "enjoys" this movie should be profiled, and get serious help. What a world we live in.
2012 (2009)
What a waste
Talk about wasting money, talent and resources. This movie just proves that although Emmerich has all the money in world, and top notch special effects at his disposal, he goes and mess it up by making 2012. Yes Im sure it will be a blockbuster, people around the world will go see this and the movie may even make a serious profit, and Hollywwod will praise Emmerich for making so much money...but thats about it. As far as the movie is concerned, its just awful. Great effects, but so exaggerated. Great actors, but no story. Any child could of made 2012. I'm not gonna complain about the $10 I wasted, but i'll complain about the effort it took me to get out of my comfy home, go to the movies, park the car, waste another 10$ on candy, sit through 2 hours of crap, back in the car and home. I tell you, I have absolutely no pity for Hollywood.
The Love Guru (2008)
Not that bad.......
Granted this movie isn't Myers best work but it was still funny and entertaining to watch. Myers has done some great work over the years and this is probably one of his worse. The jokes were a little lame, as was the writing but what can we expect from this type of comedy? The bad reviews here are a little over-reacted.
The Coq fight was one of the highlights for me.
Being from Quebec, Canada, I thought Justin Timberlake's performance was totally hilarious! His character was by far most entertaining. The "Quebec Pizza" had me laughing for days. Without Timberlake's performance, indeed this movie would of been a serious flop.
Gabriel (2007)
I wanted to hate it
Well, after reading some of the reviews here, I was expecting this movie to be awful. I wanted to watch it as the storyline sounded intriguing. From the moment I starting watching this movie, I wanted to hate it. Most of the time, films with these kind of story lines, always seem to mess up, and was expecting the same here. But, it wasn't the case. The time seemed to fly by, usually a good sign when watching a movie. Now yes, if you 're the "critic" type, or work for the Oscars, you might have lots of negative things to say about this film, but then again that would be the case with any movie. It doesn't have the Hollywood glare, nor did it have the budget, but if you're not so concerned about the "aesthetics", you will enjoy this movie. If you enjoyed the movie Constantine, you will enjoy this.
Citizen Kane (1941)
What da..........
OK here it goes..... I've been using this great site for many years reviewing, searching, and occasionally reading reviews. Never have I left a comment on movies before, but after watching this movie it seems I had no choice. I got this movie as a gift, being I'm sort of a "movie buff" the person got it for me cause it was said to be one of the greatest movies ever. My first attempt, I fell asleep, perhaps due to a long and hectic day. My second attempt, I was in the mood for a great classic/drama and gave it another chance. Now I'm not going to go into all the fancy terms critics use to evaluate movies, or scripts, screens, acting....but this movie, is by far, the most boring movie I have ever seen in my life. Its just that simple. Boring. In 1941....perhaps a classic, but today....BORING.