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The Human Centipede (First Sequence) (2009)
What can I say
Spoiler Albert .... This film is utter b******s
As a breeder and keeper of exotic animals (including giant centipedes) for many years, I can confidently say that the animals I care for are far more intelligent than anyone involved in this ludicrous farce. To the director... (I didn't catch his name, I think it was Frank Spencer) gather your cast and crew and do it for real. Film it and release it. Now THAT will be worth a watch.
Sacrilege (2020)
Hmmmmm ....
NO SPOILERS as there's nothing to spoil.
Beginning-not bad. Mid-average. End-weak. Acting-terrible
However, if you want to see some fit girls wearing very little occasionally, give it a go. That's probably the only thing that made me see it through.
Calibre (2018)
A must !
Why have we not seen this movie advertised anywhere ? New, refreshing, powerful and fantastic acting. This movie has the lot. Far superior to almost all of my recent "paid for" movies. This movie is a must see people !
Girl on the Third Floor (2019)
Stick to something you're good at like wrestl...oh hang on !,
I've seen some s**t acting in my years but I have NEVER seen acting this s**t.
Actually WWE/WWF or whatever it is now has produced far better actors in the ring.
To all insomniacs... highly recommended to help you drop off.