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Beyond the Wall of Sleep (2006)
The Single Worst Movie I've Ever Seen
I've seen hundreds of B-horror movies and direct-to-DVD schlock, but this film has managed to take the trophy prize for worst ever. Trust me when I say that is NOT an easy prize to win. I've seen movies that I thought would make me tear the eyes out of my head...but, somehow, none can compare to "Beyond the Wall of Sleep."
When trying to make a list of all of the things wrong with this movie, the task becomes so overwhelming that it's easier to say that nothing is right with it. From the bad wigs to the 2nd-grade-school-play acting, it's just one abomination after the next until the credits roll. Parts of the film are actually unbearable to look at because the editing is so intentionally spastic and flickering, it feels like you're going to have a seizure. Other parts are so slow and unedited, you feel like you're going to hang yourself if they don't end. Suffice it to say that none of the movie manages to be in between those two extremes. Truly a terrible attempt at...whatever it was they were attempting.
Best line: "My brains!!!!"
Sweet Insanity (2006)
Unintentional Hilarity.
The half-hearted attempt at movie-making that is "Sweet Insanity" is so full of witless storytelling and bad acting that I was practically rolling on the floor laughing from the moment it came on. If you can get a fun group of people together and sit around, eating popcorn and mocking this movie - you'll have a blast. If you try to actually WATCH "Sweet Insanity," the sheer lack of quality will put you into a coma.
It's important to note to anyone that is thinking of renting this film - this is NOT meant to be a great horror movie. This is a B-Horror movie made for direct release to video. Films like this are used as padding in the video stores to flesh out the new-release walls with what appears to be new horror movies. Some of the releases are just plain awful (see: "Beyond the Wall of Sleep) and some, like this film, can provide a good deal of laughter if you've got a good sense of humor and know how to poke fun.