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The Sex Lives of College Girls: Taking Shots (2022)
So. Many. Cuts.
They switch from camera angles so fast I actually felt like I was having a stroke. I usually enjoy this show but when you become conscious of how awkward the cinematography is it's impossible to ever ignore. In general, the writing is so out of touch by that's part of the charm. Like the cuts between lines are super unnatural in a way I've never noticed before. They talk like there should be a laugh track, but there's a way to do this type of show with different delivery. Idk. In a lot of moments it's good but this episode I noticed. The Seth meyers parallels are very entertaining to notice tho lol.
The Orville: Electric Sheep (2022)
Dumb
Stupid writing... ugly staging.. ew. There's nothing about this that is better expressed in space. It's dry it's giving cash grab it's giving none of the creatives involve give a fvck. It's giving corporate frow up.
Love, Death & Robots: Snow in the Desert (2021)
Sure it's pretty but the plot was dumb af
Weird. Whoever wrote this episode is annoying. Dry afffff This series could be about more than self indulgent hot people istg. Anywayyysss. Yeah I'm bored.
Raised by Wolves: Happiness (2022)
I pity this series. Too ambitious
It's so hard when the vision is there but the budget and love is dissipated. This finale was cheap and baseless, it's hard to be mad though. There are some cool ideas but it's left in the dust.
Raised by Wolves: Control (2022)
Amazing payoff
For me, this has been such an interesting and engaging series, I love every creative decision. I understand some people aren't keen on the slower parts, but it's in moments like this episode that this pacing is undeniably suited. Obsessed with this storytelling. I hope this series inspires more of this approach, it's underrated.
Chucky (2021)
Modern Camp done right
None of these types of shows seem to hit anymore. But please check this out it's so dumb funny and pretty well written. It gives b movie energy but i I think that's sort of what makes this show lol. I wish I could watch it in another way besides pirating tho pls come to a major streaming platform!!
Brand New Cherry Flavor (2021)
I want to see more
The build up was so engaging and interesting but at the end it just dissipated. Netflix is calling this a "limited series" but it's written like it's entitled to another season wrapped up poorly if we don't see more.
True Detective (2014)
Mind blowing writing.
Only seen s1 spoilers ahead...
As a girl I've never seen male charachters written so well. They didn't hold back it's just chillingly real. I tried to watch s2 and couldn't do it all I can say is WE NEED MORE RUST!! Matthew literally ATE IT UP!! His last lines grr he deserves his own show man. What made this season so special is the allusions to 4d for me and jusy the general theme, I wouldn't be as intrigued otherwise. More nihilistic dilfs pls!!!
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (2016)
IT ISNT TOO LATE!!!
I've loved this show since it aired and I've yet to find anything that compares. I miss u pls return.