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Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)
The worst movie by Disney I've seen
I'm sure there's worse but this movie is the worst I've seen by them. It's boring, unoriginal, and cookie cutter. I mean they couldn't even bother changing the art style. The story is dumb and I've heard it a million times. The 'characters' are bland and I've seen them all a million times over. The only thing good about the movie was the humor. But even then I only laughed 1-2 times. 5/10 Luca is a better movie. Watch that instead.
Voicemails from Strangers (2019)
Heartwarming and amazing
I've been a fan of Austin for a while. But when he put out his documentary 'Voice Mail's from Strangers' I didn't know what to expect. Throughout the short documentary you go through the lives of different people. Everyone has a story and Austin helps they're voices be heard. It's heartwarming and it's important. Tales of people getting the promotion or raise they wanted, or those who lost a loved one or broke up with their lover. The documentary shows us everyone's walk of life but from different perspectives, ages, and mentalities.
The Kill Count (2017)
Wow, Wow, WOW!
James is the best. I personally watch a lot of YouTube that goes through movies and tv shows. Film theorists, Dead meat, ETC. and dead meat is by far one of the best. While I may not be the bravest when it comes to horror movies dead meat fixes that. Making jokes and only showing the kills while giving a basic idea of a plot. I can watch virtual any horror movie I want. Plus the ability to submit movies for him to possibly review is a great way to work with fans. James somehow is able to write an entire script and edit videos in a few days. Pumping out episodes with him in different costumes and different gags. It's truly amazing to see the best and worst kills in a movie that I may have never heard of or a movie I'm just not willing to watch. Thanks James you sit through hours of movies just to entertain us.
Captain Underpants: The First Epic Movie (2017)
How is it this good.
I grew up reading these books so to see them be made into a movie I really wanted to watch this. I didn't see it in theaters but my younger sister had actually wanted to see it. My parents invited me over and we all watched it together. This movie isn't a cash grab. It isn't fake in any way. It's a movie telling us kids will be kids and at the end of the day that matters most. That kids our own kids are this movie. Or ember making comics with my best friend in the fourth grade. I remember making fake superheros and making a big deal about the smallest things in school. This movie may be frowned upon for all the wrong reasons. This movie is the movie that tells us that kids will be kids. So if you hate this movie because it's potty humor it's made to tell be that. It's made to have jokes that I as a 18yo can laugh at. Misspelling things and worrying about if your friend wi be in your class next year is all something we worried about during school. This movie is one of the few hidden gems of the last decade. So if you agree with me or at least agree that it's made for kids then I'll have achieved what I came here to do.
El hoyo (2019)
My favorite movie of all time
You may be wondering "why is this your favorite?" And I would answer the meaning and story and characters are why. The movie takes a concept we over look very often but emphasis on this point to make us think the people who take more are worse yet some of us are those people. The movie's English dub is good but watch both and you can see a difference. It was terrifying yet amazing at the same time. This will be my favorite movie of all time
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2018)
Hate is Stupid
I love cartoons. In fact I've watched them since I was like 5 so I could call myself an expert on what makes a good cartoon. While this show isn't perfect, it does tick most boxes off great. Animation is funny and a lot like older cartoons. Voice acting is fine it's nothing special but isn't that bad. Story is of your classic cartoon. Not great but not bad. What I really like is the comedy. Now while this show doesn't have the best humor it has gotten a good laugh from me.
And finally, characters. Nothing much to say if you've seen the original. They're mostly the same but more modern and they still deal like good characters. Don't listen to the hate they're just blinded by how it's different from the original. It's a good show and I like it.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (2011)
A Great Game
This is a great game! I've replayed it while In this quarantine and I look at how great it was. It's not as good as Black Ops 1's campaign but nothing really is. I'll make it short and say it's worth your time.
Norm of the North (2016)
Stupid like my dog
Even the lemmings aren't funny. 1/10 needs more toes