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House of Wax (2005)
I LOVE THIS MOVIE! although JUST like other horror movies...
I have seen this movie 137 times. I am in love with this movie. It may be the charming BO and NICK. Or seeing the terrified look on PAIGE'S face as a pole crashes through her head penetrating her skull. (Eew!) Although this movie is my FAVORITE, the more you see it, the more you realize it is JUST like The Hills Have Eyes. Here are a list of similarities. 1.)There are a brother and a sister that survive. 2.)There are two killers that are brothers. 3.)Killer(s) has/have a distorted face. 4.)A strange man leads them to the scene where they die. 5.)There are cars that are both extremely important to the plot. (Hills Have Eyes-They hide in the camper/truck. House of Wax-Paris hides in the car in the factory.) Through it all, the rise and fall, the bodies in the street, this is a REALLY formula tic movie and for those of you who DON'T like Chad Michael Murray, Brian van Holt or DO like Paris, DON'T WASTE YOUR TIME. I rated it well because it is scary the first time and I LOVE BRIAN VAN HOLT!
The Underground Comedy Movie (1999)
Worst Movie of ALL TIME
This movie doesn't even deserve a one. This was an utter waste of time. It was a waste of film and money. It was not offensive but everything was provocative and disgusting. My spoiler is one that I think should be read by everyone. There is full frontal nudity and disgusting language. But not only that, there is NO plot line, the actors are terrible, the accents are horrible, the actors are small time and I was even EXCITED to watch this movie!
The only reason I rented it was for Brian van Holt (who got only a fifteen second part, by the way). I think this might have been a mistake on the directors and editors parts but they repeated the same segments two or three times, adding only a new sentence.
A film similar to this is Eraser Head, possibly the most disturbing movie in existence. There is no plot line, and is not funny. Although it isn't trying to be funny. DO NOT WATCH EITHER MOVIE.