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Dark Fields (2009)
5/10
A complicated but not a very complex movie - it passes as "entertaining"!
1 May 2011
Warning: Spoilers
The makers of this film had difficulties during its production. David Carradine's death from "accidental asphyxiation" in Thailand, during the making of this movie, and money difficulties, meant that this movie could have been better than it was. So when I discovered this, I feel a bit sorry for it! But I still found it absorbing viewing - much better than a lot of movies.

This movie is very convoluted, and yet, for all of the flashbacks and flash-forwards, it wasn't very COMPLEX. I was reminded, somewhat, of "National Velvet" - if a weirder, homespun, hometown struggling rural family-values version than the early sixties B&W TV series, but still "National Velvet"!

I couldn't be sure whether to give it a 4/10 or a 5/10 - and when I checked the IMDb ratings stats, what do you know!: I found it had a "weighted average" of 4.5! So there you are - I suppose that's how a lot of other people feel about it, too!

What really irritated me, much, much, more than the constant flash-forwards, and flash-backs - the movie is set in the town of "Perseverence" in three different time periods and alternates between three time-periods throughout - was the failure of the protagonists to do something that I could clearly see was a LOGICAL thing to do - to kill "The Saw Man", the demon with the sharp teeth, or destroy "The Hat": At one point there was, for example, the perfect opportunity to run the Hat over with a car, and then an even BETTER opportunity to run down the demon AND to flatten The Hat - at the same time. But I suppose the girl at the wheel of the car took pity on the demon, and just couldn't find it in her heart to do it! i.e. "National Velvet Time"!!!

There were so many missed opportunities - and isn't that what we REALLY hate in a horror movie, those dumb people who don't think of doing something like jumping up and down on a hat and FLATTENING the curs'ed thing, for example??? (I think, maybe so!?) ... At least to TRY to do it, and see what happens?!!!

I thought the special effects at the end were very good - and I liked the ending! And the ending, at least, is logical!

In consideration of a possible deeper meaning to the film, I did think the way in which The Hat was carried reverentially, at heart-height, as a symbol of community-authority, was a serious commentary upon the way in which social "authority" is seen as divorced from human beings, and a powerful metaphor for the way in which people will commit any manner of evil whatsoever when a so-called "AUTHORITY" of some kind to commit those acts of evil removes, in THEIR eyes, their own responsibility for those act of evil that THEY - without ANY ambiguity ARE committing! And in this film, these people all KNOW they are doing harm to others; and, as in this movie, they club together in Churches and behave, as though they are the victims, self-righteously in doing so; and, as in this movie they invoke God and will sacrifice anything, including their own children, "for the survival of this family" - for God, the family, and the community! After a little way into the movie, I just kept wondering, why don't they just put a gun to their heads? Wouldn't it be easier than having the perennial fear of dying in horror and torment and agony, and rather than, apparently, having to kill their children in horrifying ways? And aren't there more HUMANE ways to kill them?! These are all HOLES in the story, from what I could see, and these numerous unexplored, seemingly logical inconsistencies, irritated me greatly.

But still, somewhat profoundly, this movie is about patriarchal society, people owning their children and abusing them, and it is about small communities that hide and cover-up their crimes, which they commit in the sight of their God. It's American Gothic - and this movie, if nothing else, wants to indict these people, to hold them responsible for all the evil they have done, and all the evil they do, and, in the end, to PUNISH them! And that is what happens to them in this movie - not in real life, but at least in this movie!
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Supernova (I) (2000)
8/10
A well crafted and involving, if not greatly inspiring movie, with excellent special effects!
30 April 2011
Warning: Spoilers
I enjoyed this movie and I feel compelled to counter what I feel are exaggerated and unfair criticisms of this movie.

I just do not understand how some people can say this movie deserves a 1/10 or even zero - this is utterly ridiculous! And even low scores like a 4/10! Have these people EVER seen a bad movie before?! What kind of grading system, in some people's minds, puts this movie at, or near the bottom of, and WORST of, all movies!

1. ADMITTING THE BAD:

Due to the lack of complexity and depth to the story, this film, ultimately, by the end of the movie, DOES FAIL to uplift intellectually, and to open one's mind to new and original ideas. It also FAILS to challenge deeply held sterile social beliefs, or to provide any new insights into the nature of reality, or to entertain the imagination with never-before thought of possibilities, or to take the viewer deep down into the depths of mystery! ... The story, unfortunately, is fairly hum-drum by science-fiction standards, and I was irritated by the employment of the central plot-device, in a science-fiction movie, no less, of yet ANOTHER testosterone-driven, bullying, ego-maniacal, dangerous, power-and-greed driven, unreflective male protagonist who screws things up for everyone around him.

Surely, between the stars, there is more happening than what is happening here on Earth, and what can be seen in any mundane drama set in any dysfunctional, patriarchal, family-values household! And, also, I have to agree with so many other reviewers, who couldn't stand all the sex and nudity in space. Sex, nudity, dumb male-violence, testosterone - this is not what I want to see in a science fiction (or any other movie) - I want to be mentally-challenged and to see that which I have never imagined, and to be AMAZED! Unfortunately, story-wise and plot-wise, this movie did not do that for me!

2. THE GOOD:

SPECIAL EFFECTS: - This movie has EXCELLENT special effects, and the feel of the movie - the decor, the ship, the moon, the blue dwarf star (from which the title "Supernova" is derived) are beautiful, astral-coloured, far out, and evoke a highly desirable escape-to-the-stars-and-to-freedom visual and psychic experience, that no mundane drama would even attempt - and that is the beauty, and soul's delights, that science fiction offers! So from the very first scenes, based upon the atmosphere of the film, my strong inclination was to give this movie 10 stars!

One thing that DID move me beyond anything I have ever seen before in any movie, that was, indeed, complex in terms of plot, imaginative, original, and beautifully enacted by both the actress and actor involved, was the so, soo sad and tragic scene in which the computer, "Sweetie" (played by Vanessa Marshall) which has been given human characteristics by Benj (played by Wilson Cruz), refuses to break her programming, and as a consequence sees her programmer, who has, in reality, become her friend, die violently, whenupon, now just-become self-aware, she is now only too acutely aware that she has lost her only friend whom she has come to love, forever. That interaction was sublimely beautiful! And for that reason, by reason of that so well-developed, and complex yet innocent relationship; a poetic-interplay of exceptionally well-performed theatre that explores EXISTENTIAL FREEDOM and LOVE LOST, and despite all of the movie's failures to deliver much depth of meaning, I still had to give this movie 8/10 ...(sob!).

I also liked the mystery of the "nine-dimensional matter" device, and I think the mystery and unpredictability of such beyond-imagination, and yet still-scientific language, and such simple "magical" devices, is a good idea, since it means so much has to take place in the imagination - and the imagination is a whole nest of inter-dimensional portals in itself! Though such devices may resemble each other superficially, there is no way to know what their properties are - and that is why they are always so mysterious, so long as their secrets are not fully known or defined, nor properly understood. Likewise, the device of inter-dimensional travel - which was shown from the very beginning to be unpredictable, mysterious and dangerous!
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The Disappeared (I) (2008)
4/10
Dismal and awkward macho-potboiler supernatural story ... Plus it lacks originality!
19 April 2011
Warning: Spoilers
*****MAY CONTAIN MILD SPOILERS****

A boy and his father have a difficult relationship and they live together in a small flat in a big high-rise block of ugly, apartments for unliked people, that is alienating and depersonalising. Wasn't there a movement to get rid of these high-rises about forty or fifty years ago? Has society regressed in THIS way ALSO, since Stanley Kubrick's "A Clockwork Orange" came out in 1971?!

So, anyway, it is all so sad and depressing. The unlikable teenage boy's younger brother has disappeared while playing in one of the concrete playgrounds attached to these apartments, and there is so much unresolved grief accompanied by unexplained and suspicious circumstances that it is depressing to everyone around them, as well as to themselves, and is associated with anger and violent emotional responses everywhere. And on top of the inhuman architectural depravity there is an overbearing atmosphere of threats of being further degraded by the mental health system, which seems to have goody-goody government and church-employed community-vampires preying on these people - who are being kept like sardines in a human warehouse 24 hours a day - popping in to see if "everything's alright?"; "Are you alright?" being the constantly repeated question in this environment - people nervously checking on each other all the time.

Throughout this movie there is a prevailing and constant fear - or paranoia - being expressed, of experiences that are outside of "normal" human experience, so when the boy begins hearing and seeing things that aren't there (from other people's perspectives), he is just one step away from being turned-in, abducted, and kept kidnapped indefinitely, by the local mental hospital. To add to this tension, which gets so bad that his best friend calls him a "psycho" and kicks him out of his flat in paranoid-terror when he turns to him to talk about his psychic experiences, unable to communicate with his father, there is also a widespread adoption of a culture of patriarchal suppression of selfhood, so that everywhere there are people releasing and expressing their personal hangups in violent and difficult emotional outbursts.

***POSSIBLE, BUT VERY CRYPTIC SPOILER IN THE FOLLOWING PARAGRAPH****

I do think this film has something important to say about society's ills being obviously and intentionally inflicted from above due to unadmitted-to pressures and society's self-censorship. There is also a parallel Christian patriarchal religious dimension - you will see if you watch this movie - in which Christianity (like the mental-health system employees) pretends to be the saviour of the soul, while, in reality, being the disease that it claims to cure and the imprisoner of the soul ... I think the symbolism in this film is talking about evil, per se, and the preying Anglican Church counsellor's use of the fiery inversion of the Christian cross as a symbol of pure evil in the film is an IRONIC inversion, just as is the mental health system claiming to be the saviour of the people that THEY prey upon and whom THEY mentally torture - as human-cargo in THEIR concrete prisons.

Into this dismal and claustrophobic setting comes the need for resolution and understanding of what is happening around and to the protagonist; a psychic need for truth and meaning, and a search for a reason, perhaps the identity of a killer or killers; and a need to know the fate of a missing sibling.

As social-commentary I do applaud the making of this movie, for its EDUCATIVE value. But it is painful to witness the constant false-angst, this pot, boiling with emotional pain, and the personal hangups that these people maintain through lack of honesty with their own inner-thoughts and their true-identities - the protagonist, himself, is no more than a crippled cardboard cut-out, not a true human being at all! The music in this movie only makes it worse - oh, pull the heartstrings! Why use this awful, crappy and oh, so patronising music?! What are you inflicting it upon us for?! Two other examples I can easily and convincingly suggest, from Britain, are the movie "Flood"(2008) and the new "Doctor Who" (from 2005), and just about every drama, especially made for Australian television (Federal Government-required ocker-brainwashing) made in Australia, such as the recent movie "Sanctum"(2011), which appears to be struggling in torment and agony with issues of paedophilia.

But social-commentary alone does not make good entertaining horror-movies, I am sorry. And to make it worse, this movie is blatantly copying the brilliantly original "The Sixth Sense" (1999) - but in a deprived, violent setting, where boys are committed to the pointless, banal, stupid, destructive, malicious and unreasonable obsession and self-deception of proving their manhood, to the mutually assured mental and psychic destruction of every human being in the neighbourhood. So it is both visually and conceptually unappealing, AND repelling, AND, to top it off, derivative. And I found that to be a bad flaw with the ending, which seems to compete with "The Sixth Sense", but, unlike "The Sixth Sense" does not leave you, the audience, with a chilling realization - the ending is more like a one-line twist, a throw-away line that is only MILDLY surprising, and no shock, as it is presumably intended to be, at all.
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Dead End (I) (2003)
10/10
It's Creepiness Grows The More I Think About It!
17 April 2011
This is a journey in the darkness that is, mysteriously, as though somewhere between worlds ... the road is not as it should be, their map may have been drawn up by a madman, and the road they are traveling on may have been designed by an incompetent!

A nuclear family, father, mother, daughter, son, and the boyfriend of the daughter, are traveling in a car, at night, on Christmas eve, to celebrate Christmas with the mother's/wife's mother's family, whom her husband cannot stand. The wholesomeness of the family reminds me a bit of Brad and Janet in "The Rocky Horror Show" movie - the juxtaposition of family-values and horror is the same, and so is what takes place next - the intentional dismantling and dismemberment of the facade, the social- pretence, to reveal, underneath, the unsocialised human being, the reality that society demands must be denied so that, through the compromise of marriage and family, unrelated beings can be united on the physical plane and play out a masquerade, a doll's-house rite, that is the same script, personal-template and set of roles for each member of the family-values modular society.

So in "Dead End" there is social criticism, the exposure of a macabre anti-society that by the light of day tries to appear "normal" and authorized, but is, in fact, composed of spirit-beings who are being manipulated on strings in a puppet show. But for who ... who is the audience? No matter! It is all 'pour soi' ("being-for-others") - not authentic free existence and human beings with free expression being freely expressed as who they really are!: The social-fabric is nothing but a "Dead End" with no escape!

But the horror in this film goes deeper still. These people are not as they APPEAR to each other, and they each have something they must realize about their fate on that journey before they can reach their destination. ALL appearances are DECEPTIVE in this movie!

I was mesmerised by this movie! It was unfolding horror, subtly unfolding, but I did not know how subtly until many hours afterwards when I re-examined it, and re-lived it, in my mind.

At first I gave this movie a 9/10, not fully satisfied, firstly, that the humour was consistent with the believability of the characters; and, secondly, that the social critique and horror, as two aims, melded to work harmoniously on different levels - they seemed, while I was watching the movie, to be somewhat in competition with each other, in fact, even diametrically opposed.

However, after thinking deeply about what was happening - the perspectives of the different characters, and the meaning of the black car, and what each of these people were realizing about each other, and about the meaning of the apparently involuntary blabber-mouth confessions, and other things that I later realized that I had to COMPLETELY reinterpret upon another level, and had to do so in the most CONVOLUTED ways to make sense of the events and infantile behaviour, and the meaning of the shock - then did I REALLY FULLY comprehend how creepy and horrific this movie really was. Then I changed my rating to 10/10 and wrote this review!

And I suspect it had the same effect upon those who rated this movie as 1/10 ... unless they were able, somehow,to suppress and ignore all of the mental backtracking this movie requires!

It creeps up on you AFTER the movie! ... At least it did, me!
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10/10
A film about The End of The World - but more Supernatural than Science-Fiction!
29 March 2011
Warning: Spoilers
This is a film about The End of The World.

But the end of the world happens on more than one level of reality!

This movie has been described as "science fiction", which was all that was needed to attract my attention.

But this has to be one of the most low-tech "science-fiction" films I have ever seen in my life!

Is it possible that people in Italy still don't have colour televisions? I don't think, so, somehow! So what is this movie REALLY about?

This movie is loaded with symbolism!

From my viewpoint the symbolism in this movie focused upon the Papal Coronation or High Mass on Black & White television sets, white paint, a white cat, and a cement factory (cement is also WHITE!) ...get it?!

This is a movie about demons (literally, the character "Soro", a paedophile/child-murderer "does she have a boyfriend?", he asks of a 15 year old girl, and he winks at the children, trying to gain access to their house at the front door. He has already killed 7 children, would have killed Alé, making it 8, if could have, and, coincidentally, he's out of prison after 20 years, and now he's out to get "revenge"!

This is a movie about confronting a demon at the End of the World! It is a metaphor for the pointlessness of existence and the impossibility of individual freedom under the yoke and tyranny of Roman Catholicism: Even at the end of the world, when you would think all that mattered would be pursuing the smallest possibility of survival or else reconciling oneself to one's fate - "certain" death via collision with the Earth with a meteor "FIVE times the size" of the one that wiped out the dinosaurs ("Pentagrama Films", by the way - if you don't believe this is a movie that exposes the Catholic Church!) , the human and sincere protagonist, Alé, is bogged down, in Kafkaesque fashion, unable to act freely, as though being set into concrete against his will by a demon who approaches him, will not leave, attracts his attention, occupies his field of view, threatens him so that he must be on his guard against him, makes him appear to be disturbed and unfriendly, and then, finally, besets him, kills and kidnaps children he is impelled to protect from Soros, and struggles with him in a pointless, meaningless, conflict in which only one of them can survive and so live, (EITHER good OR evil) until the end.

Then, finally, his victory over the demon is a Pyrrhic victory - at the end he has only reconciliation with himself, only the return of what he had lost: He has gained absolutely nothing ... and then it is all over (again)!

The white cat = The Pope ... (and the 'Cat-alike' Church!) - a demon focused upon the male principle, and dressed in the colour of it: White ... and the light, above, and from that focus upon white and light come conceptual-'concrete' from the "concrete factory" - "it traps you!" - sterility, order, perversion, control, law, censorship, prevention of freedom or desire to act, bureaucratic stifling of free-volition, legal restriction upon freedom to even exist, mania and madness - all assented to in the hope of gaining protection from, and power over, demons - the demons that ARE the Pope and Roman Catholicism, the demons that claim to be paternal protectors! The Vatican is the Devil and his demons in fancy dress - and this movie is a morality play about them, about good vs. evil, and how demons have made evil appear, in masquerade and with film-flam propaganda, to be good! "Why did you tell them a pack of lies?" demands Alé, the protagonist, of his mother ("mother church"?) when she lies and completely deceives all the children: Censorship and lies!

The TRUTH, revealed in this film, is that natural and supernatural reality are the REVERSE of what the status quo proclaims they are: "No crucifixes!" says Alé at his mother's newly prepared grave, after she has died in fright after seeing a vision of Alé, as a child, hanging from the tree above, and so in shock, or fear of the demon, Soros. And then Alé and the children bury her in the open field: "No prayers!", he says!

I hope I have convinced you, that this film is beyond its physical-plane science-fiction theme, in that it involves almost-surreal imagery and existential meaningfulness, and is in addition to, and interwoven with, it's enigmatic, powerful and macrocosmic science-fiction theme, a metaphysical film about the final supernatural struggle betwixt good and evil ... at The End of The World! And the demon, Soros is, I think, logically, in this film - and beyond it - the Pope, The Devil!
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6/10
More than The Twilight Zone!
19 March 2011
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I could easily review this film if I were to include spoilers - but in avoiding giving anything away there is so little I can say that I would like to say - this movie is shrouded in MYSTERY!

"Beneath The Dark" takes place at a desert motel ... a young man (Paul) and a young woman (Adrienne) who must rest, and so cannot continue their journey. So they stop at a motel that seems to welcome them. But there is something very strange about this place - watch closely, at the beginning of the film and you will see the Motel concierge, Frank, slipping a typed-note on an A4 sheet of paper into a "Gideon's Bible" and replacing it in the top drawer of a bedside chest of drawers in the room in which Paul and Adrienne are doomed to stay - "The Orchid Room". Now surely, that could not possibly be construed as a spoiler - yet I have to be so careful not to give anything away!

This is the mysterious rest-stop between two worlds that you have seen in so many episodes of "The Twilight Zone" ... but where in "The Twilight Zone" the story must be told in a brief introduction, two 11-minute acts, and s final short climax or dénouement, this story takes place over one and a half hours without ads. Apart from that, it is pretty much what you have been seeing on "The Twilight Zone" since 1959, and that is a compliment! (When television was influenced and employed theatre, when television was respectable and cared about the human condition!)

Without giving anything away, literally, I can say I would have given this movie more, but the concept that "law" is "truth" is a devilish lie, so I can only give it a 6 ... and if IMDb's rules would allow it, I would have given it a 6.66! What about the unparalleled intervention and interference in human affairs that is going on according to so-called "rules" and "laws" by those who put themselves in positions of so-called "authority" over us, make rules to force us to bend and submit to, and who corruptly judge us accordingly? What of the unimaginable enormity of the harm THEY do?! Perhaps that note in "The Gideon's Bible" should not have been inserted at "LEVITICUS", but at the place where it says: "Judge not and you shall not be judged!" Even wisdom turns to evil and maggots, when it is made into law as a subterfuge to rule over us from ABOVE and to deprive us of our universal, inalienable, un-God-given FREEDOM (which comes from BELOW)!!!

Turn down the lights, relax, and enjoy this film, but remember to temper the message at the end of this movie with a slice of raspberry pie! For ... you about to enter ... THE TWILIGHT ZONE!!!
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Arctic Blast (2010)
5/10
Good special effects and a sound Philosophy - but some very bad voices!
17 March 2011
I live in Tasmania where much of this movie was shot - there are some very bad accents in Tasmania, but it would improve your movie-making standards and the quality of my human experience of the film-maker's story-telling if these horrible accents were to be ignored altogether. And many of the same people are not at all photogenic - and that makes it even worse. Poor complexions and bad accents do not enhance a movie, they detract from it. The Romans went for reality in their self-depictions and the Ancient Egyptians portrayed themselves as forever young and beautiful - and whose art does the world adore, the Ancient Romans or the Ancient Egyptians? The ugliness of the world is ubiquitous and ever-available, and something I would like to be able to avoid - the film-maker should be capable and willing to provide something better than the the cruel strident voice, the sallow, ugly face, and the dull and cheap mundane "reality" ... as so it exists in the unimaginative mind of the plebeian!

Now to this film's GOOD points!The special effects poured forth like a river of honey throughout the movie, and who doesn't enjoy special effects? Lots of atmospheric effects, the big, reflected in magic mirrors (computer screens) the small. World being destroyed, at least tens of millions of people dying (I think the claim of mere "thousands" in Tokyo was arrant self-censorship!) ... and the false-beliefs of scientists exposed as utter garbage, once again! How arrogant are people to believe that nature is under their control! And this is the basic falsehood that this movie exposes - and that is why I summarize this movie by stating that it's second important attribute is its "sound philosophy"! Other features of the movie are its well-developed storyline, even if it is predictable. The sight of Tasmanians being frozen to death for their false beliefs in an unchanging ordered universe is enjoyable enough to ignore the predictable plot development.

As for those critics of this film who decry the science as being ridiculous: As with "The Day After Tomorrow", let them explain the mammoths, that can be found to this day, frozen in permafrost, with still undigested sub-tropical plants in their stomachs - mammoths whose warm-temperate or sub-tropical climate changed to frozen wasteland within minutes or hours, as in these two movies! The evidence is there - and science cannot explain it! So YOU go back to high school ... but the educative "authorities" still won't provide you with the answers, because, like the people in this movie, they are guilty of the hubris that NATURE IS UNDER CONTROL! That is untrue, and inherently false!

And there is the moral to this story!
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The Devil's Chair (II) (2007)
7/10
Theatre, Horror and Reflective Personality Disorder!
15 March 2011
If you listen to the lyrics of the song during the closing credits it says: "You must learn to love your demons and your demon's name is yours!"

Take this trip of a movie and you may discover the meaning of those words.

There is theatre in this movie that is definitely my way of thinking - and surrealism and eccentric imaginative villains, and an innocent way of telling a story that reminds me of "The Avengers" with Diana Rigg when she was at her most sexy and inspiring, and the witty and charming Patrick McNee; or perhaps, for another example of what I mean, "The Prisoner" with and made by Patrick McGoohan when he was dishy!

From such British 60's theatrical antecedents come the characters in this story - charming, theatrical, existential, seeking the meaning of their existence whilst trapped in a surrealist story - is it an adventure or a dream?!

"By the pricking of my thumb, something wicked this way comes!" ... what is it? What on EARTH!

Venture into the rabbit hole, but only if you are prepared for the butcher's knife when the plot turns sour. That's the only thing I didn't like. But I recognized the truth that was being expressed - "when the White Knight is talking backwards" is the White Knight really you? ... is it what it seems ... or is everything the reverse of however you think it is? Is the mad person sane and the sane person a demon? ... Or has the film-maker become lost in their own labyrinth of reversal-of-reality and turned the story into their own demonic reversal of the truth in one way, and the truth in another way?! If so, then it is the film-maker who has turned, in a final twist, insane and the movie become their demon that they do not love! Why, oh why, did the film-maker not embrace the reflective - reversed - or Looking-Glass "Gandalf the Wizard's" oh so important question: "Is the mad person sane" and, conversely - as implied, by the truth being the reversal, and in the consistency of a mirror's reflection - "Is the sane person mad"?!

But he copped out and semi-opted for the status-quo, nouveau-riche, family values view of "reality". He could have flipped-entirely, but unfortunately he lost his thread in the mirror-maze and couldn't get out again!
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Casper's Scare School (2009–2012)
2/10
The NEW Casper is the family-values, light-side, white-duck : He is "Donald Duck"!!
26 December 2010
I have to give this version of Casper full marks for great technical proficiency - but that is all!

This Caspar is awful!!! He is light side - all the characters in the Scare School are authoritarian, light side,family values real-world demons. And so is Casper!

In the original series, Casper was not an adult personality and the other supernatural characters were not family-values people! Casper was a real,supernatural being, innocent and joyful - an anima-like persona!

But in this version, Casper is an adult-male persona - and therefore corrupted(learned adult behaviour is the corruption of supernatural innocence!):The difference is so plain to see ...that the whole idea has been hijacked by patronizing, patriarchal, authoritarian writers and animators who are devoid of any idea of what the dark side is, or else have been enslaved into doing the opposite of what their creative talents, if they have any, should be prompting them to do!

The real evil is in family values, in Disney, in the old and corrupt who run and police and dominate society - authority figures; and these corrupt well-adjusted alphas make up the inhabitants of Scare School anti-society, while the "fleshies" are relatively non-authoritarian and sometimes even real.

This is a reversal of reality! The writers, who are family-values oriented, see themselves as "the good people", when in fact, they are the soul-less demons in authority who define what "good" is - namely obeying the norm of corruption, and obeying laws without questioning authority figures, and, conforming to anti-societies' evil values.

Warner Brothers was the antithesis of Disney's inane family-values fatherly "White Duck" - WB had a female-persona, victimized "black duck", who was real, and matriarchal.He was utterly powerless!

This is the difference between the two Casper's. The original Casper was real, sincere, female-persona,supernatural and anima-like, victimised (like Daffy Duck), and real.

The new Casper is fatherly, family-values, patriarchal, in control and authority, well-adjusted to real-evil anti-society's expectations (here portrayed as zombies and vampires - how true, since family values people do not know who they are in reality - they are the living dead, the walking dead and suckers) - all of which corresponds to the light-side "white duck", Donald Duck! And "Donald Duck, 2009" just about sums up what I think of Casper the well-adjusted ghost! This is pathetic! It is fake and 'pour soi', inauthentic, conservative, family values, light-side technical wizardry without a soul!

All of the technical expertise is utterly wasted on this garbage because it is trite and devoid of joy and humanity. Go back and see the original Casper of "Casper the Friendly Ghost", who was so misunderstood - because he was innocently-real. And Wendy the good little witch, and her house and furniture, which all had personality and feelings, unlike this bunch of born-old-and-grey 21st Century U.S. kids-with-devil's-horns demons who play the parts in this FAKE AS FAKE can BE, boring, cardboardy, Casper series!
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After Death (1989)
5/10
A schlock horror B version of Jurassic Park 2 with zombies (instead of dinosaurs)
22 September 2006
Warning: Spoilers
An improvement on "Zombi 3" despite puzzling defects, "Zombi 4: After Death" is a good yarn. It has a labyrinth, fog, zombies, a voodoo priest, mad scientists, a doorway to hell, a woman transformed into a creature from hell, mercenaries and incantations - all in one movie! Now, that's not too bad!

After seeing "Zombi 3" I was actually very impressed with "Zombi 4: After Death". (You can read my review of "Zombi 3".) I regard "Zombi 3" as painfully bad - despite my being a fan of zombie movies. It, too, was set in the Philippines - but in what unintentionally seemed to be a jungle war movie.

On the other hand "Zombi 4: After Death" lacked the realism of "Zombi 2", which was also set on an island where medical research into a virus that resurrected the dead was conducted. While there were only two scientists in "Zombi 2", the medical building in "Zombi 4" appeared to be very similar to the "hospital" in Lucio Fulci's "Zombi 2". The voodoo priest in this movie also resembled the superstitious islanders in "Zombi 2". These plot similarities were confusing factors to someone who had seen the earlier movies. It seemed that the director had not decided whether this was to be a sequel or not ... but that it didn't really matter to him anyway ... a surprisingly half-baked approach. (As someone who would find directing zombie movies to be the best job in the world, and who would aspire to make art of them, I find that attitude incomprehensible! What a waste!)

The dead are catching us up! "Zombi 2" had traditional slow-moving,non-speaking zombies. "Zombi 3" had the first talking zombie, and both athletic and lethargic zombies. But this movie has Olympic-standard running zombies, conversational, philosophical, argumentative, and even tricky, vindictive ("told you to look out for me", "told you to shoot me")zombies and even zombies who know how to use AK-47 automatic rifles. (Where will it end up?)

So, although most of the zombies are just basic black-ninja zombies, there are quite a number of more versatile and personable zombies. And their acting is pretty good too - it wasn't at all ridiculous.

Apart from the perplexing similarity to "Zombi 2" there were other serious inconsistencies and continuity problems.

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One serious inconsistency was when Jenny and the last surviving male are fighting off hordes of zombies by hand, having no weapons left and being the last two people alive. How did they survive? One moment it was night-time and I was empathetically fighting off the zombie hordes with them in the darkness, sure that they were finished, and the next moment we had been teleported onto a peaceful sunny beach with coconut trees. That had to be one of the greatest cliffhanger escapes of all time!

Another was: How did Jenny as a very young child on a cursed zombie-infested island escape the curse and the zombies and leave the island? She did not remember - but that device does not explain the fact that she succeeded. Another reviewer suggested her travel agent! That has to be the most mysterious escape in movie history! No wonder the zombies and all hell were out to get her when she returned twenty years later! ... They must have been agonizing for many years at how a helpless little girl eluded the curse and escaped from the hell-creature and zombie-infested island when everyone else, including her parents, were torn to shreds!

And what about the guy who blew himself and the zombies up with a hand grenade that he retrieved from their arsenal of weapons? If I had happened to have hand grenades handy when the survivors were facing the zombies outside the house in the dark I would have been using them then. So when he managed to drag himself over to their weapons cache and grasp the hand grenade that was sitting right on top of it, and which he seemed to know was there, and then used it to blow up himself and the house - that surprised me!

But the worst problem was at the ending, because I had to keep re-playing that scene and it doesn't make sense. What is the point of sacrificing one's soul to close the gate to hell? It didn't stop the zombies anyway. And they were only after Jenny, supposedly, because she had eluded the curse before. And wouldn't death have been a preferable fate to sacrificing her soul? It didn't seem to be an advantage - if she was spewing up green stuff in the last moments of the movie then she wasn't of this world anymore. So what was the point? Just some nice gore and horror at the end? Surely the ending should mean something!? That was a let-down... like the director had suddenly and inexplicably turned into a mindless idiot? What caused THAT transformation?

But despite the flaws it was an appealing movie. There were lots of frights and there was horror. Apart from the pathetic acting in the beginning, the more naturalistic characters were easier to identify with than in the preceding two "Zombi" movies. I also enjoyed the corny horror with the lurid colours and the horrifying hell-creature make-up and acting.

The corny cheesy beginning of the picture was enjoyable and straight away I knew what kind of movie this was going to be: A serious, lush and vibrant horror movie which showed a willingness to experiment - even at the risk of possibly appearing foolish. (If you are a director who is not prepared to put your name to a horror movie then you can afford to take such risks.) ... And the old fashioned (yet funky) tale of misadventure in the forests of horror-island: These are the things that I enjoyed about this movie.
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Zombie 3 (1988)
1/10
Terrorists steal a bio-weapon. It mutates and causes an epidemic. The army tries to destroy the resulting zombies while scientists try to develop a treatment.
2 September 2006
I love zombie movies - "the dead" is a term I prefer ... because I respect the whole idea! But this movie does not respect anything - the dead, the horror genre, the audience, reason - anything!!! It is an insult to horror movies, to "the dead" (who are incredibly athletic in this movie), and to the greatest willingness possible on the part of the loyal "dead"-devoted audience member to suspend disbelief. Suspend disbelief??? In this movie? It is just not possible! They didn't even try!

So many people have described the stupidity of this movie in sufficient detail before me so I will comment without spoilers. The inconsistencies in the behaviour of the zombies in this movie have not been fully exposed - the zombies (I will call them "zombies" - they are more like energized guerrilla fighters) - appear to be of several different types. There are, most noticeably, the energized, super strong, athletic variety, but there are also a great many of the exceptionally slow moving uncomprehending slothful variety that remind me of the medieval infantry assault in "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" where the attackers never get any closer for a really long time, and then SUDDENLY they are upon you! The zombies of the different varieties also conform to the "birds of a feather flock together" principle - perhaps the different groups of zombies were under the direction of different film directors! (Has anyone else considered this as the possible cause of this strange anomaly that characterizes this film?)

As others have mentioned, the characterization is very poor to non-existent after the opening scene. The setting and cast is a combination of the Philippines and Europe, which is confusing - a kind of situation where weird things that aren't even logical in terms of the plot itself are happening in a place and to people you just can't put your finger on. And all hell breaks loose! Is this guerrilla warfare or a "dead" movie? It is so action-packed I was never quite sure if there wasn't actually some jungle war going on all the time - like Vietnam - and maybe the soldiers were turning into zombies and continuing to fight in that form. It was quite mystifying on all counts.

If it hadn't been a dead movie I wouldn't have cared. It is the most incredibly badly made dead movie I can imagine ever being made ... and I wonder what was in the minds of the people who made it? As a zombie movie it is a dead duck! It was a very big disappointment after seeing Lucio Fulci's Zombi 2! I am extremely reluctant to give a zombie movie an "awful" one out of ten - as someone else has already pointed out, there are movies like musicals, Doris Day and "Gone With the Wind" that I would then have to rate as equal to this "dead" movie - any dead movie should be better than a Doris Day movie. But then I would never review a Doris Day movie. One thing is certain, though - DON'T bother watching this movie ...unless, plausibly, you chose to do so with the intention of seeing it as a bizarre dream-like comedy... Perhaps it COULD be a comedy? Who knows?!

I'm giving it a "1" anyway?! (How could I not?!) It is just so BADLY awful!!!
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