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Barbarian (2022)
How did this win any awards??? Not remotely passable.
Starts off with promise but very rapidly becomes a farce, anyone who says otherwise is either very easily scared/impressed or is being paid to do so. Garbage, and should be embarrassment to all involved...I don't want to go on and waste more of my life on this film, and I rarely write reviews but felt the need to spare people this nonsense...and I need 250 more words so I will use those to beg you not to waste any hours, minutes, or seconds if your life on this film. I love horror movies and I appreciate some are lauded for their originality or added farce but this film is neither is these, it's just so so bad...that it has awards attached is beyond comprehension!!!
Damien (2016)
Some movies don't need to be TV shows
Have only watched a few episodes but this is riddled with inconsistencies (I mean can be go into a church or not?!?) and bad acting.
The Haunting of Bly Manor (2020)
Perfectly splendidly boring...
The first thing that struck me was Henry Thomas' appalling attempt at an English accent, actually sounded like he was in pain producing it!
That aside, if you are expecting a morsel of the thrill, suspense and anticipation of Hill House then I really would not bother. I kept watching in the hope that something remotely interesting would happen but it was not to be.
The people who have rated higher than a 5 clearly have no clue about good film or good horror, and are severely lacking in imagination or independent thought.
Do yourself a favour and watch something else.
I Hate Suzie (2020)
Load of self-promoting dross
Really don't see the point of any of it...apart from trying to find a job...narcissistic, self-promoting - and poorly at that - nonsense. Probably will get good reviews just because it's Billy Piper...it's nothing new and it's sadly done.
There's no spoilers here because there's no surprises, or even a plot to spoil.
Lazy Susan (2020)
Normally a Sean Hayes fan but....
What a self-serving piece of crap. People don't waste your time.