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Game of Thrones (2011)
Last season doesn't count.
I'm giving it a ten because I truly have counted the last season as a fan creation and not official cannon. Therefore there are (in my mind) 7 glorious seasons of game of thrones. But if you must include the last season then it's an 8.5.
Game of Thrones: The Last of the Starks (2019)
I just can't.
Dany is nice. That's the fkn point. I want to shoot myself in the eyes.
Game of Thrones: The Long Night (2019)
Simple
It is easily the best episode of the season but unfortunately it lacks the confidence and character brutality as previous massive battles. Looks like the writers are cowards now.
Not Going Out: Winner (2009)
Pure comedy gold
This might just be the funniest thing mankind has created
The Office: New Guys (2012)
Thank god
I am so happy that Kelly and Ryan are gone as they were easily me least favourite in the office so annoying and self centred
Pulp Fiction (1994)
Pulp fiction (1994) miner spoilers
SURPRISE!!!
One of the most celebrated and acclaimed movies of all time is a damn masterpiece.
Pulp fiction is one of my favourite films ever and for good reason:
-the amazingly genius nonlinear story telling
-one of the most enjoyable performances of all time from Samuel l. Jackson.
-and of course the dialogue
Look, as someone who has seen all of Quentin Tarantino's great contributions to cinema history I can officially declare Pulp Fiction is still his best. After more than 25 years of being endlessly copied but never replicated there's a reason people still watch this movie so often.
It's just so good.
The Godfather (1972)
I was wrong
At first I didn't like the godfather but after forcing myself to sit through a rewatch gotta say not Half bad
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019)
What?
I am confused
Very confused
If you are not confused
Then help
Please help
Gisaengchung (2019)
Not as bad as I was expecting
I saw parasite just after it's Oscar sweep. But was still unsure, you see the thing is I was rooting for 1917 to sweep and was wondering what this parasite film actually was. I watched the trailer and didn't quiet get it. But I decided to give it a go anyway. After sitting through its 2h 8m runtime I couldn't disguise my satisfaction. The movie was one of the best I'd seen from recent years. I will say don't let the subtitles put you off experiencing this masterpiece.
The twist came completely out of the blue but did not in any way feel cheap or unearned. In fact the felt extremely consistent with the story whilst still changing the plots destination
As for the oscars do I feel that parasite should have seeped?
No.
Sure I think that best picture, best foreign language film and production design (parasite actually didn't win production design but I think it should have) However I think Sam mendes should have one Director, rian Johnson should have won original screenplay but I'm not so mad anymore.
Overall watch parasite and prepare to be amazed
Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)
Possibly controversial
I think this is the best die hard movie. I have only ever seen the first 3 but I'm sure 4 and 5 won't top it. This has a stunning performance from Bruce Willis and Samuel l jackaon. Even Jeremy irons almost does as good a job as Alan rickman in the first movie. Overall I think the action set pieces are better in this movie the plot for my is more entertaining. I give both the first and third movie a solid 9/10 but I Luke this one just a little but more. Must see
Alcatraz (2018)
What?
I saw this movie a while back and honestly had never been more confused in my entire life. The movie makes no sense, not even Kubrick could understand it. Would recommend to anyone who likes bad movies cause this is one of the worst. It's boring, poorly acted and thinks it's being clever and artsy. It's not the worst movie ever but it's just the worst. That sentence makes about as much sense as the movie it self. Waste of time. No it's got no 10 star review. No one likes this film
Nine Lives (2016)
My cats favourite movie
My cat was actually watching this movie and for that I love it.
Braveheart (1995)
Masterpiece
This movie can be enjoyed from every corner of the globe. But I am Scottish and as a Scottish person you get a whole other sense of love for this movie. It's moving and made me proud to be Scottish. This is a definite must see.