midniteprincess's Reviews

Little Buddha (1993)

1/10

24 July 2001

WHAT in heavens name were they thinking when they made this movie.. No one was suited for their role in the movie.. and i rented it because Keanu and Chris were in it.. and i am Sure sorry that i did.. for starters Keanu was So skinny i thought he was Calista Flockhart..

As much as i like Chris Issak, he should just stick to singing.. and Keanu was Not suited for his part either.. i was so confused it wasnt funny.. and Bridget Fonda wasnt that good either.. and her and Keanu are other wise good actors.. but not in this turkey... i rented it the one time and that was it for me..

You would be better off getting a root canal done than exposing yourself to such junk... this movie really deserves a minus 1 thats how bad it is...

I DONT recommend this stinker to anyone.. toss it in the garbage .. thats were it belongs...

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S.O.B. (1981)

1/10

what were they thinking when they made this movie??/Spoiler included/

22 July 2001

Warning: Spoilers

talk about your screwy movies this one sure was.. and why would Julie Andrews sign up to do such a stupid piece of junk like this one was.. i had seen it and didnt understand it at all.. and i dont know why i even rented the dumb movie.. and too .. Robert Preston ?? he was such a talented actor... what was he thinking?? and William Holden was Not suited for a comedy..

[SPOILER AHEAD >>>>>>> and the most dumbest part is when Richard Mulligan's character gets shot by the cops and all he had in his hand was a water pistol.. and the cops dont even try to talk to him first..and then William and Robert and the other guy sneak into the morgue to steal Richard's characters body.. what is with that???? then after the three of them take him out to sea to bury him..

I DONT recommend this movie at All.. pass it by on the shelve...and get something else.. these actors made good movies.. and if anyone is a fan of Robert Preston like i am . DONT i repeat Dont rent this stinker..

rent "The Music Man" or another of his many good movies..

this turkey deserves a Zero out of ten.. thats how bad it is...toss this one into the trash compactor ..

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Army of Darkness (1992)

10/10

Excellent Movie !!

20 July 2001

this movie Kicks Butt!!! totally awesome effects ... it was scary and funny at the same time .. and i Love Bruce Campbell.. he is such a great actor.. and he does such a good job in this movie.. i just love all the quips he makes.. and when he splits into the bad "Ash" its down right hilarious.. and the scene in the graveyard is so funny..

i havent seen the other "Evil Dead" movies... but this one is totally excellent and i Highly recommend this movie and it surely deserves an 11 !!!

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Dennis the Menace Strikes Again! (1998 Video)

1/10

why did they make a sequel??

18 July 2001

the first one was bad enough , why didnt they quit while they were ahead?? and the thing i dont get, if its a sequel.. whats with all the characters being played by different actors in this one???

i only seen part of it . but it was SO stupid that i changed the channel....

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Blade Runner (1982)

1/10

Ship this one off to Outer space !!

14 July 2001

even after 19 years since seeing this crap fest.. i still cant make head nor tails out of it.... and i have Never seen it since.. cause it was that bad and that confusing.. i had No idea what was going on..

Harrison is much better staying with movies like "Star Wars" .. this movie was dark and he was not really suited for the role he played in this movie... he's done his fair share of lousy movies and this is one of them !!! just pass this one by on the video store shelf.. and rent something else of his.. and if i could give it a zero i would .. i DONT recommend this movie to anyone..

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Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991)

10/10

Totally Awesome !!

12 July 2001

this movie was FANTASTIC !!! .. it had a lot of action from beginning to end.. its just too bad that Brandon Lee is no longer with Us.. he was a very talented actor.. just barely starting out on his career when his life was taken away by an accidental shooting..i really liked Him . .he was so good looking and talented.. and he did an excellent job in "Rapid Fire" .... and the sad thing is that he was only 28 when he died..

i highly recommend this movie.. and it deserves an 11 !!!

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Unlawful Entry (1992)

10/10

Ray Liotta at his creepiest!!

9 July 2001

this movie was Excellent !! all the characters in the movie did a great job, especially Ray Liotta.. what a total creep he was.. and his character got what he deserved at the end of the movie ...

you never knew what to expect next.. it was so scary how Ray's character made his way into Kurt and Madelines' characters lives.. and how they both came to trust Ray's character..and they pay dearly for it.

I highly recommend this movie.. its worth an 11 its that good..

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Flash Gordon (1980)

8/10

great movie !!

8 July 2001

this movie was very good.. a little bit silly .. but otherwise enjoyable.. Sam Jones and the rest of the cast did a good job..

It had good action scenes .. and "Flash's" outfit fitted Him very well!!.. its a good movie to watch and i truly liked it.. like i said before its a little silly.. it was kind of funny to see Timothy Dalton in a Science Fiction movie..

all in all , I would recommend this movie highly..

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Fortress 2: Re-Entry (2000)

1/10

why was this sequel made??

7 July 2001

im just wondering why the people who made this movie even bothered to make a second one ?? i watched the whole thing and to this day i still cant figure this stinker out.. the first "Fortress" is much, much better..

what in heavens name was Christopher and the others thinking when they signed up for this one?? Christopher has done his fair share of lousy movies and this one is one of them.. its such a dumb movie.. i couldnt make any sense out of it..

save your money and rent the first one in this series.. i DONT recommend this movie to anyone..

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Mortal Kombat: Annihilation (1997)

1/10

what a disappointment ...[SPOILER INCLUDED]

7 July 2001

Warning: Spoilers

If i could give this movie a Zero , i would.. this sequel was TOTALLY unnessasary ...

First of all , Christopher Lambert wasnt in it as "Lord Rayden" and i dont even know who the heck the actor was that portrayed Him..

>>>>>SPOILER AHEAD>>>>>>> then secondly, "Johnny Cage" was a different actor too, not Linden Ashby.. and i didnt know who that actor was either.. and then right near the start of the movie, "Johhny" gets killed .. im sorry i ever rented this stinker in the first place.. i was expecting it to be similar to the first one.. Oh was I ever Wrong!!

so just pass this turkey by in the video store and rent the first "Mortal Kombat" its Way better than the second one.. i DONT recommend this trashy movie at all ...

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The Fury (1978)

9/10

totally awesome !!

6 July 2001

this movie was Excellent.. lots of excitement... and scary at the same time.. i really enjoyed it.. but the only thing i didnt like about it was Amy Irving.. shes not one of my favourite actresses.. but Andrew Stevens and Kirk Douglas were very good in this one..

I highly recommend this movie..

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The Whole Nine Yards (2000)

1/10

what is going on here??

5 July 2001

talk about your turkeys.. this movie is so stupid its not funny.. what was Bruce Willis and the rest of them thinking when they signed up for this one?? im still trying to figure it out and i cant.. i just get more confused when i do..

even Matthew Perry wasnt any good in this.. im sorry i ever rented this stinker.. i really dont see what is so funny about this movie.. everyone that acted in it was really dorky... just save your money and DONT rent this movie..

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Crash (1996)

1/10

what the heck is going on??

5 July 2001

i couldnt make Any sense of this movie.. it was totally stupid !!! i still cant figure it out.. and all the characters needed to see motor accidents to get themselves all excited???

it just seems like everyone was doing it to each other.. it was SO weird... and even though i like James Spader.. this one disappointed me .. . even in "White Palace" i didnt like him in that either.. that one also made no sense....im sorry that i rented this movie.. James did a better job in "Mannequin"..

what was the director thinking when he made this stinkeroo??? to this day i still cant figure this one out.. do yourself a favor , and pass this one by at the video store.. if i could give this movie a zero i would..

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Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)

10/10

this movie is one of Bruce Willis's best !!

5 July 2001

this movive is EXCELLENT !!!!!!! and this one it my favourite of the Triolgy.. the other two are excellent also.. but for some reason i like this one the best.. Lots of action , and explosions !! even the "Die Hard" video games are good !!

it would be nice if he made another one.. he is a great actor, mind you, he does his fair share of stinkers like "Bonfires of the Vanities", but "Striking Distance" and "Colour of Night" are some of his best... and "The Last BoyScout" is extremely good too.. i'll admit that i really liked "Hudson Hawk" though others might disagree with me.. but if You like Bruce as much as i do.. then you might like that one too..i've been a fan of his since he was in "Moonlighting" ..

I HIGHLY recommmend this movie and the other two "Die Hards" .. its well worth your time..

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Cast Away (2000)

1/10

Cast this movie into the ocean !![SPOILERS INCLUDED]

4 July 2001

Warning: Spoilers

What a waste of money !! im So sorry that i even rented this movie.. it was SO B O R I N G !!! i watched half of it and then re-wound it and brought it back.. i cant see what the big deal about this movie was..

[SPOILERS AHEAD>>>>>>>> the only interesting part was when the plane crashed,that was about it. and another thing is that they dont go back to Helen Hunt's character .. it just stays on the Island with Tom.. and too Helen's character ends up getting married instead of her waiting for him..

id sure Cast this one aside... I dont recommend it.. its just him on the island.. trying to get back home.. and im not sure if he even did.. i wouldnt rent this movie.. cause it would put you to sleep !!

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Love at First Bite (1979)

8/10

Hilarious!! [SPOILER INCLUDED]

4 July 2001

Warning: Spoilers

this movie was Excellent and so funny, George Hamilton was perfect for Dracula .. and Artie Johnson as "Renfield" was great too..

the part i liked the most is when Richard Benjamin is trying to kill off "Dracula" and he uses a Star of David, and then a silver bullet to try and kill him that way and it doesnt work, then he sets Dracula's coffin on fire and that doesnt work either, and Richard ends up in a mental hospital ... its just so hilarious.. and another funny part is when Dracula's coffin is delivered to a Funeral Home . and when he wakes up and sits up in the coffin it scares everyone off ...

I Highly recommend this movie.. its great !!!

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Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

1/10

give us a break !!

3 July 2001

Gary Oldman as Dracula , come on now !!! talk about a Bad choice to portray that character.. he was Terrible!! not even Keanu Reeves nor Anthony Hopkins could save this stinker !! even Keanu wasnt that good in this and Winnona Ryder .. come on... they should just bury this dumb movie and forget about it, there are Much better Dracula movies besides this one..

the Dracula movie i liked the most was the one with Frank Langella..any other Dracula movie would be better than this one. heck even one of Bela Lagosi's ones would be better to see ... too bad Gary didnt bite himself and put the viewers out of their misery .. even "Interview with a Vampire" was MUCH better ... just save Your money and rent something else...

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Caddyshack (1980)

1/10

throw this movie into the dump !!

3 July 2001

talk about your stupid movies. this one is.. im sorry i ever rented it.. it really , really sucked Big time !!!

it was so ridiculous... i would Never rent this movie again.. not even Bill Murray helped it any , and Chevy Chase wasnt good in this one at all.. and why in heavens name did they have the gall to make a second one.. this one shouldnt even have been made in the first place..

Dont rent this movie.. its a waste of money... actually if they had zero on this .. thats how i would rate it.. it doesnts deserve any rating as far as im concerned..

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Dracula (1979)

10/10

Excellent movie !!

3 July 2001

this movie was Awesome !!! i really loved this movie.. i dont own it but i would definitely buy it in the future, Frank Langella was a Perfect choice for Dracula .. i sure wouldnt mind letting Him bite me !!

it was so scarey.. never knowing what would happen next.. this is a great movie.. and i Highly recommend it ..

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Galaxy of Terror (1981)

1/10

talk about your stupid movies..

2 July 2001

its just a good thing that i really cant remember too much about this movie.. i think it was in 3-D... but i do remember how silly it was.. and having Edward Albert and Erin Moran starring in it?? neither of them were suited to play in a Sci-Fi movie..

its just too bad they didnt destroy all the copies, im not sure if its even on video.. and if it was No way would i rent something as stupid as this movie is... I DONT recommend this movie to anyone.. if you fear for your sanity... dont watch it ..

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Flesh Gordon (1974)

1/10

once is enough..

2 July 2001

thankfully ive only seen this movie the one time and that was Plenty enough for me. .it was SO stupid, it wasnt funny.. i would advise NO one to rent this movie..if its available on video.. save Your money and rent either the one with Buster Crabbe.. or the one with Sam Jones..

it was so dumb and i know it was just a take off from the original.. what the heck were the ones that made this stinker thinking?? it made NO sense at all.. just shoot this lousy movie into outer space..

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Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon (2000)

1/10

why did this movie get made??

1 July 2001

I dont understand what's so great about this movie..it was too long and very Borrrinnnnggg !!!!

what a waste of money, i should have asked for my money back on this one, the only good parts in it were the fighting scenes and thats about it ... and the ending made NO sense what so ever ... im still trying to figure that one out...

this movie is ridiculous... the performances were okay.. it was so silly... and im sorry that i saw it.. and i wouldnt even want to rent it on video..

who would need novacane when all you'd have to do it watch this movie and you'd fall asleep.. i went out to concession stand and i didnt even care if i missed any of this crappy movie.. heck, "Pokemon 3" was even better than this one was !!!

the plot of this movie made no sense either... just too bad they all didnt just take a leap off those trees they were fighting in. and come to think of it , that part of it was dumb too.. why would they be up there fighting??? the sword fights were the best .. i would NEVER watch this stinker again..

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider (2001)

9/10

Totally Excellent !!!

1 July 2001

This movie kicks some serious butt !!! it was AWESOME !!!!!! Angelica was Great in this movie.. its the second time ive seen her in a movie. i saw her in "Girl Interrupted" and she was very good in that one too.. i wouldnt mind her on my side in a fight.. that lady can kick butt !!

when i first heard about this movie being made, i wondered who'd be good in the role of "Lara Croft" and once i found it was Angelica.. i thought ... good choice.. the special effects were great and it had lots of action too.. it was Well worth the admission price, and whenever this movie comes out on video , im buying it !!!

i would Highly recommend this movie.. even if your not a fan of "Lara Croft" already , this movie will make you one for sure !!

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The Tall Guy (1989)

1/10

this movie is Terrible ..

1 July 2001

what in heavens name was Jeff Goldblum thinking when he made this stinker?? it was SO stupid, its not funny.. i like Jeff , but this movie disappointed me .. it made NO sense at all.. im still trying to figure this one out..

My advice would be NOT to rent this video, rent " Independance Day" or "Jurassic Park" .. or any of Jeff's other movies.. just pass this one by ...

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The Rock (1996)

10/10

Excellent !!

30 June 2001

This movie is AWESOME !!!!!! Sean and Nicolas are Excellent in this movie... they were Perfect together.. and it was action packed.. especially when Nick's character is chasing after Sean's character thru the Hills of San Francisco.. that was SO neat !! one of the best scenes in the movie !!

this movie deserves an 11.. it is that good !! Ed Harris as the Bad guy is so good.. what a creep he is !! i HIGHLY recommend this movie to anyone that enjoys Action movies..its well worth your while to watch it. or buy it like ive done.. its worth the money ....

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