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Shallow Grave (1994)
Where are your morals?
I watched this film last night on the recommendations of a friend and I must say I haven't seen such an original film for a long time. Three friends, one corpse, a suitcase full of money and a BIG dilemma. The film then follows the lives and intentions of the three flatmates and the increasingly cruel and mad situations that they have created themselves. A shocking, dark and humourous look at friendship vs greed ie which is stronger which brings us to a very unexpected twist which smacks you in the face. A must see film and well done to all involved. Seven out of ten.
The Lair of the White Worm (1988)
Camp of the white worm
This has got to be the campiest horror film ever made.Lair of the white worm has Amanda Donohue wandering around the very nice sets in all manner of 'exotic' outfits and purring seductively at any man that looks at her. The rest of the cast are adequate, and that's being generous. The story is silly and the effects are laughable but as a camp, silly romp through the English countryside with Amanda in thigh high boots, it's well worth checking out. 6 out of 10
The Burning (1981)
Ouch!!!!!
This is one of my all time favourite slasher films. My parents had a video shop in the early eighties (pre- video nasties) and this little gem was sat on the shelves. I wasn't allowed to rent because I was far to young. I finally tracked it down a few years ago in uncut form and wasn't disappointed. Other users have mentioned the infamous raft scene and it must go down in cinema history as one of the best screen killings ever. Highly recommended I give it 8 out of 10. Watch it NOW!!!!
L'anticristo (1974)
Absolute rubbish
I love horror movies but...........not this incompetant nonsense about some possesed woman. No budget, no effects except for a very fake frog death and some wonderful! foam from the womans mouth. Please look out for the floating furniture(WHO FILMED THIS SEQUENCE). Save yourself the trouble and go to the pub instead.