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Hereditary (2018)
1st half amazing 2nd half disgusting
Great at first, really got me interested, but the ending was the weirdest thing I've ever seen. I don't know if it was trying to be artistic or what but it was far from it really kinda ruined my day a gave a bad taste in my mouth. Also, it's way to long.
The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021)
Blah. O and shut up with the political reviews
Cool drinking games if you're on a computer do ctrl-f and type political or race and take a shot for every review that has those words in it that an angry conservative wrote Bc they were board. Anyways the show was kinda boring first 3 episodes were pretty cool but then it started to drag a little bit for some reason but stopped watching it. Pretty lame 5/10.
The Son of Kong (1933)
Better than I thought, but not great
I really thought it was going to ruin the original if I watched this, luckily it didn't it was better than I thought but keep in mind when watching the film... THIS IS NOT ABOUT THE SON OF KONG, this is about the treasure that's on the island, if anything it should been called The Lost Treasure of Skull Island, would of been more of a fitting title, because Kong's' son doesn't show up until the last 20 or so minutes. Carl, who in my opinion was the best human character in the privies film makes a return as the main character, and Helene is miles better than Ann who just screamed, this time the female lead actually has a character. Only watch this film if you wanna be a King Kong movie expert or if you really want to see it, other than that don't bother.
King Kong (1933)
Action Packed!!!
It's a really fun movie, I thought it was going to be quit slow but to my surprise it was just a fun movie and revolutionary for its time, The characters where a little bland, with the exception of Carl, and Ann can get a little annoying and they could of given her more to do like in the 2005 reboot. But it makes up that with Kong being in the spotlight where he is the main character so it does amazing at that. King Kong is truly the King of Skull Island!
Citizen Kane (1941)
To my surprise... It was amazing!
Highly recommend it, Charles Kane is a great character and very interesting and the ending is great. The story may be simple at the beginning but it really starts to unfold and add a certain depth to Kane, really goof movie would rate it higher but, there where a few scenes that I didn't understand, but that is just because I'm an idiot. Very good movie!!!
The Dark Knight (2008)
AMAZING!!!
IMDB lists this movie as one of the best movies of all time and I agree! This movie corrects the very few negatives it had to it's prequel Batman Begins which is still an amazing movie, but The Dark Knight does it even better! While in the first film the action wasn't good or engaging but in this one it has the best car chase seen in any movie (in my opinion). The Joker is the best movie villain right up there with Loki and Darth Vader. We barely get to see Bruce but the movies so good you don't really even notice. If only Christopher Nolan directed the DCEU, maybe it wouldn't be a pile of crap. This movie deserves all the praise it gets and there is no doubt that this is one of the best movies of all time!
Planet Zoo (2019)
Disappointing...
As a huge fan of the old Zoo Tycoon 2 it really pains me to write this review... Let's start with the positives, the graphics are amazing and the attention to detail is beautiful but you can't enjoy it when there's stuff happening every five seconds!!! The reason why I found the original Zoo Tycoon 2 so fun is that it was relaxing, after a stressful day at school I'd turn on my computer and look at the amazing animals that I made homes for and I can just take my time... with this game you have to do this that and the other it's so stressful that you don't even get to look at and admire the animals. The buildings are amazing looking in the campaign but are near to impossible and boring to build that when you're finally finished it just doesn't feel that it was worth the time and energy. So it's either be board and build an amazing zoo or be board and make a crappy grey zoo. This is the worst part of the game , you have to unlock most of the animals and facilities in the campaign and rest assure, because the campaign is long and boring as hell. I played this game for 4 hours before I put it down for 7 mouths until now and I still think it's a disappointment.
After Last Season (2009)
Wow
Wow... I've never seen a film where they get nothing right. Say what you want about terrible movies like The Amazing Spider-Man 2 or Troll 2 at least you kind of know whats going on. The lighting is harsh and gross. But the script is amazing like listen to this "I haven't been to that town but I've been through it"... beautiful. The budget for this movie is somehow one million dollars but it doesn't show at all, one of the rooms at the beginning is like a doctors room with pink walls, a ceiling fan and a cardboard MRI machine... you can see where every penny went. The animation is just magical to look at personally I almost threw up. I've watched this movie two times and I still don't know what it's about and I simply do not care.