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Star Wars: Tales of the Empire (2024)
Star Wars We Don't Need
This is pretty much a waste of time. Why anybody would think there is any value in having six 15-minute episodes that amount to nothing is beyond me.
There is so much available in the Star Wars Universe, this show accomplishes nothing. It gives some background information on throw away characters that nobody will remember after the credits roll.
Not sure why Disney keeps ruining a perfectly good brand with this kind of nonsense. Kids are not watching this and adults find it tiresome.
Disney either commit to the brand or retire it but why are you actively ruining it?
Storyline, worthless. Animation, tolerable. Voice acting, irrelevant. The whole thing is just a huge disappointment.
Necronomicon (2023)
When all else fails, throw in some boobies
I only watched this movie because the other reviewers regarded it so poorly. Surely, it couldn't be that bad? They were not wrong. Everything they wrote is accurate. I made it 6 minutes in before I started fast forwarding through the rest. While it never really got any better, I did notice some naked ladies about half way through it. So, it does have that going for it. I really can't think of any other reason to watch this movie. It is not satisfying on any real level. That being said, I am sure the people that made this movie had a fun time and learned a great deal in the process. Now, I need to type 11 more characters.
I Love My Dad (2022)
The son might have forgiven him but I do not.
The father in this story is irredeemable. He should have had a heart attack and died. Sure there are funny moments but they are all out shadowed by the fact that there is nothing to love about the father character. He is a horrible excuse for a human being and if anything like the person that inspired the character, that person should be prosecuted, convicted, and rot in prison. You'll spend the entire time wondering why you are still watching this human garbage. Everything about the technical aspects of the film was good. The character is just a horrible person.
Hustle (2022)
Perfect execution of a familiar formula
Adam Sandler is so good when he has nothing to do with the writing and direction of a film.
This movie is a wonderful example of the formula employed. There are no surprises, it unfolds exactly the way you expect it to and its totally worth it. It is a very nice way to spend a couple hours.