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Who Is Erin Carter? (2023)
Broken, like all Netflix
Only Netflix could come up with such idiocy. Shops are robbed by criminals of a completely different category, so the very assumption is moronic and testifies to the entire production. The viewer is treated like an idiot who is made to believe that he has no scratches from the fight and he does not have a broken psyche - from a past life, so he is now a good wife and mother who occasionally brings a frying pan to a gun fight - with trained criminals. Mother doesn't use the weapons taken from them once she defeats them because she still prefers the frying pan. Maybe there are simple people who believe in it and like it, but for most it will be a waste of time.
Shotgun Wedding (2022)
So unrealistic and shallow plot and the characters.
No no no. The characters are shallow, even stupid, pirates are stupid. It's an insult to the viewer. Such films could be made in the 80s, only to be released on VHS. Killing the attackers turns into ridiculous events, and the attackers themselves are some kind of idiots who can't kill any hostage to gain obedience. It's so unrealistic that you regret wasting your time. C grade comedy. It would seem that modern cinema is demanding - due to a lot of competition. It would seem that you should make films on a higher level than Laurel and Hardy. Unfortunately, I had the impression that the gun gags were from 100 years ago. For me, comedy should let me relax, to break away from everyday life. But instead of pulling away, you start to get annoyed: "who would do something so stupid. It's unreal; are they adults?". As a result, you end up tired and relieved that it's over. The only satisfaction is being able to warn others...
My Son (2021)
This movie is a mistake.
Random Joe runs like a headless chicken, with practically no prerequisites, beats whomever he gets with a pipe and ... somehow he meets the perpetrators and survives, even though they have firearms. In the meantime, the authors throw in false leads in the form of a random police action - against him, having nothing to do with the explanation. Don't assume it's another Liam Neeson. He's an ordinary trader. On the plus side - nice views, but of course the weather sucks.
The 355 (2022)
Feministic
A film for feminists and men who like action. About soooo unbelievable women - not very credible. A few interesting dialogues, but mainly chases and brawls, but performed by women who, as always, save the world. The plot can be easily summarized in a few sentences. Pity. My wife fell asleep at the Marrakesh market - it is so interesting for women;)
Apex (2021)
Intolerable Cruelty
Intolerable Cruelty ... towards viewers. Predictable plot, inconsistent technology, stupid hunters, terrible dialogues and soundtrack. I can't find any upsides. Even triumph feels wrong.
F9 (2021)
Please stop
Physics doesn't apply. 3 stars for your effort and immagination. Truly, you've exited your fantasy beyond this planet, but I don't want to watch Taxi10 / F10.
Sean Lock: Keep It Light - Live (2017)
Ignorance is bliss
An moron preying on ignorance and his ignorant observations. I'm afraid only the ignorant find these jokes funny.
Spiral: From the Book of Saw (2021)
No plot
Terrible movie. Accumulation of cruelty in the plot of the C film. The lead detective discovers nothing, but is led, like a child, by a murderer, to the inevitable finale. Hopeless acting and dialogue - even for all two stars.
Debris (2021)
Not yet another X-files, please ...
The first episode interested me, then it got me worried. I don't understand the point of the second. The third one just worried me. X-files was a good show ... 30 years ago. Now it would just be a boring story of rival agencies and the romance of their agents, hiding secrets from each other
Assembly Required (2021)
Just boring, schematic and predictable
It's so simple, that only rednecks may find it amusing and refreshing. Not a suitable show for the third decade of this millennium. I watched this only because of Tim Allen and I'm disappointed with his agent's choices.
Vagrant Queen (2020)
No
Best premiere episode ever... to walk away. FX from 1990s, acting, dialogues even 70s. Old school but in the bad way.
The Expanse: Nemesis Games (2021)
Another GoT-like atrocities to the book structure
WT... To kill Alex Kamal? He is crucial to all future books (another four and a few short stories). They've lost me for good. Screenwriters are frucking morons.Cutting corners is too common. Forget this series.
The Expanse (2015)
Not as half as good as the books
They strip more and more, changing good plot from the book . Read books instead to know this series as it deserves.
Enola Holmes (2020)
Too much credit
Feministic, naive, Disney tale for children and teenagers perhaps. Not worth yor time. Neither Geralt nor Eleven have conviced me. No real killer would be that sloppy to let them survive so many times.