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Reviews
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children (2016)
Artistic liberty
Tim Burton should not be as popular as he is and made pointless changes to the book for what reason? The actors/actresses don't meet the books descriptions. Couldn't figure out why they didn't make the other books in to movies and now I know why. The changes are completely counter productive to a continued story line. What was his vision to screw up a wonderfully written and perfectly descriptive book. The way they force in parts of the story completely out of order. Also why does once expect a whole essay in order to submit a review. I'm almost there , the woman playing miss peregrine is horrible.
Cocaine Bear (2023)
Cinematic Masterpiece!
I was told to go in with low expectations and was instantly caught off guard seeing Kerri Russell, Jesse Tyler F and Ray Liotta were in it. If you didn't find this absolutely entertaining, you are a boring person. If you liked the babysitter on Netflix, you will love this! Some of the parts were so clever you just can't help but be entertained. The only opportunity I think they missed is a moment where a guy gets grabbed by the face, I was expecting him to be shown with the flesh ripped off but what they did was just as hilarious. Also seeing the ikea TikTok guy was great. He did way better than anticipated with his roll.
Spiderhead (2022)
Medical rape
Do you like a movie that starts off with medical rape in the form of a science experiment? This is YOUR movie!! How horrible. Who would even read this script and think.. yeah, let's use chemicals to coerce people in to having sex.
Bones: The Man in the Outhouse (2008)
Looking back
It's 2022 and I realize this episode ages poorly. Like why did Lance need to be on the platform during the autopsy? His character started the downfall of the show and booth and bones interaction. Also Booth and lance were horrible how they acted towards temperance to the point of childishness. Booths behavior was out of line.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Sloppy
The acting was sloppy the script was sloppy, the cuts and edits were sloppy, just failed to compete with the earlier films in quality and action. Left feeling very meh.
Malignant (2021)
So bad it's not even good
I laughed the whole way through and it's not a comedy. Cheesy bad and I don't mean bad as in good. Just stay away.
As Above, So Below (2014)
Sucked
I've been to the catacombs and was excited for it... I regret the anticipation.