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Keullojet (2020)
Well worth the watch
This is a great horror that is well acted. You feel for the antagonist and the protagonist alike. There is something about Korean horror that never fails to impress. Be prepared for an emotional roller coaster.
Malignant (2021)
Movies like this make my depression worse.
My condolences to anyone who paid real money to see this. I legitimately can't tell if this is a goosebumps reboot or a CW feature length film. I wish there was a tumor twin in my head that could have watched this for me. The acting in this movie, if you could call it that, was painful. The plot holes, the poorly constructed story all of it just left me begging for the sweet release of the credits. I've seena lot of bad, campy movies that I have really enjoyed but this was reprehensible. The bar has been set so low for horror these other reviews make me shake my head in shame to consider myself a horror genre fan.
Shadow in the Cloud (2020)
Like a freight train to the face, we get it women are cool too.
Let me start this as a disclaimer, I am indeed a woman... why is this relevant you may ask? Because even I could stand the heavy handed, over done "all men are misogynistic pigs" *cries in toxic masculinity*
Get off the high horse and make a movie for the love of all things good in the world.
The entire 86 minutes feels like peeling your fingernails off in strips. I've never wanted a main character to die so bad, and these reviews praising our lead for her role? Brothers and sisters, she was the ONLY one on screen for 84 of those minutes, which is probably why the movie was so unbelievably unbearable. From every underpaid haunted house operator type screams and her heavy breathing that had me concerned about her lung health and looking for my albuterol. We kill of all the people without color who are just "pigs" and keep our inclusion card, knight in shining armor and the boy who cried "Darla".
Can we also talk about the unbelievable odds this chik faces? Scaling the bottom of a plane moving at hundred of miles an hour getting back in the plane, not getting shot and sticking tbe landing. All the while her curls keeping that perfect bouncy and other than a slight flush to the cheek and minor scrapes anywhere but the money maker she's totally fine... and the baby? Idk but that kids built different, shaken baby syndrome, high altitudes, freezing air, gun fire a crash landing and monsters trying to steal it for some unknown reason? Everyone in this movie should have been dead.
Maybe it would have been better if the Japanese had won the war because at least we could have avoided this cinematic dumpster fire. Just another female creator taking a shallow stab at "horror" if you can call it that with just enough action to get it cross categorized so they can hard flex their political agenda.... free the nip I guess.
Oh....and that's not how explosions work.
Happy Death Day (2017)
The Nicholas Sparks of horror strikes again.
After watching Freaky with my boy Vinny Vaughn we thought this director might have made a decent film with Happy Death Day. However, it became painfully clear the director rode in on the coattails of Vaughn in freaky and he simply didn't have anyone to save him this time.
Someone call Lady Gaga because these characters were shallow I don't think I felt a morsel for any single one of them except the roommate who kept getting dragged due to us inopportune entrance and her father and I'm thinking that had to do more with the fact at his age he actually entertained a film like this. Queue Regina George 2.0, our "protagonist" was simply a terrible person using the excuse of her mother's passing to treat other humanbeings like bargain hookers on the strip. I wanted to see her get killed from the very first scene.
She lacks any general awareness or mental fortitude as she is killed over and over again somehow unable to reach her scrawny little arms high enough to, I don't know... remove the killers mask? It really becomes painful to sit through her doing one stupid thing after another, until finally she starts to narrow it down as she goes through a mile long list of suspects.... come on girl how many people have your name in their burn book?
Regardless the banter here is weak, just half baked gen z dribble the director saw on Twitter, and his male characters are stereotyped to the point I don't know if this is a movie and a feminism campaign ad.
By the end of this "film" if you can call it that, I didn't want her to die anymore I simply wanted someone to put me down like the family dog in a 1950s western.