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Darrenfishmann
Reviews
Chicken Park (1994)
WORST MOVIE EVER I RATE IT 5 STARTEs
THIS IS THE THIRD ATTEMPT AT REVIEWING THIS FILM. I HAVE WRITTEJ TWO OTHER WALLS OF TEXT AND DELETED THEM BECAUSE I HONESTLY CAN'T COMPREHEND OR UNDERSTAND THIS MOVIE. DON'T HET ME WRONG IT IS BY NO MEANS AN INTELLIGENT FILM, IT IS LIKE A COSMIC HORROR ENTITY, LOOMING IN THE DARKNEES, UNWATCHABLE AND UNABLE TO BE UNDERSTOOD
I GIVE IT 5 STARS BRCAUSEIN SPITE OF IT BEINT THE WORST THING I HQVE EVER SEEN I CANNOT DENY I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT FREQUENTLY FOR THE LAST TWO DECADES.
IT IS LIKE MY CREDIT CARD. I DON'T WANT IT BUT BY GOD IT IS ALWAYS THERE IN THE BACK OF MY CUTLERY DRAWER WAITING FOR ME TO RETURN FIR ANOTHER BULK ORDER OF GRAHAM CRACKERS.
WELL DONE JERRY CALA YOU HAVE GIVEJ ME AN ENRUISM
Arbuckle: A Garfield Fan Film (2019)
WHAT IS THIS AND WHY IS MY LEF
YOU WOULD THINK SOMEONE WHO BASED A CAREER ON REVIEWING MOVIES WOULD MWKE A GOOD MOVIES BUT YOU WOULD BE WRONG. I WATCHED THIS BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE ENTRRETAINING BUT I WAS NOT ENTERTAINED I WAS EXITAINED. THATS THE EXACT OOPOSITE OF WHAT I WANTED.
THE MOVIE HAS SOME BAD MUSIC SOME BAD VISUAL FX AND SOME BAD ACTORS, BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, IT ALSO HAS SOME BAD LIGHTING, BAD ANIMATION AND A BAD PLOT.
I WOILD GET MORE INTO WHY IT IS BAD BUT MY CATTLERACKS MAKE IT HARD TO SEE THE KEYBOARD AND I GOTTA GO WATCH THE FOOTY.
I WOULD JOT RECKENMEND WATCHINF THIS MOVIE BECAUSE IT WAS NOT A FUN EXPERI3NCE FOR ME AND THE ENDING MADE ME PUNCH A HOLE IN THE WALL AND MY WIFE YELLED AT ME.
TO QUOTE THAT BURHER EATING GUY: MY DISAPPOINTMENT IS IMMEASURABLE AND MY DAY IS RUINED.
I JUST HOPE NO PORTALS TO HELL WERE OPENED UP FROM VIEWING THIS FILM AND I ACCIDENTALLY TIME TRAVEL TO THE 70S FUTURE.