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Howard the Duck (1986)
It's a ducking great film! Get it? Duck? Ha...ha...h....
Well... Yeah... Cool... Eh, don't know what to think of this movie... I fell asleep after the first five minutes. What I heard from the people who did stand to watch this .. this incredible masterpiece of everything that can be wrong in a film, that this movie is really a piece'o'sssshhh... Come on! A duck? A DUCK!? You got to be kidding me! A DUCK! And it's talking! Also the worst special effect I've ever seen since Field Of Honor (with Ron Brandsteder). I don't want to talk about this movie anymore. It's to depressing...
Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
Star Wars is back, with a vengeance
"..Wow... What a movie.... must...see...it....again... must buy...more...tickets....Can't sleep before I see it again...."
That was my first reaction after I walked out of the cinema on May 16, 0:45AM. This movie has everything: a good story, great battles, superb special effects etc. Can't wait to see Episode III, I want to know how the story continues, It's just sad that we'll have to wait so long...
Plan 9 from Outer Space (1957)
This film is incredible!
I gave this movie a 10!
If you think you know the meaning of "bad movie" and you have not seen this movie, you do NOT know the meaning of "bad movie"! Plan 9 From outer Space redefines al your perspective regarding bad movies. A man can't describe how bad this movie is. It's like as in the book of Douglas Adams "The Hitchhikers Guide": you cannot know the meaning of "bad movie" and also know the bad movie itself. It cannot be. If you do know, the universe will end to exist.
I can hear you think: "why do you gave this movie a 10?". Well, because it is so much fun to see this movie! It's so humorous to see this movie! You should really see this!
You must see this.
The Emperor's New Groove (2000)
Great!
Sit back, relax and laugh! Just a great movie! Ok, the story is a bit thin, but who cares? The humor is superb! I've seen it 5 times now, and I think it's still a great movie! David Spade's voice is perfect for the Emperor, John Goodman is perfect for the peasant. Just see this movie!
Glitter (2001)
Oh my God ....
You've got to be kidding me... This isn't real! Oh yeah, I'm not dreaming... Somebody wanted to be in a film, and because that somebody was Mariah Carey, they though it would be a big hit. Well, I can tell you, I've never seen such a bad movie in my entire life... Even a cat in a commercial acts better than Mariah and the story is predictable and boring! "Girl wants to be a star, she becomes a star, some troubles come up along the way, and a big concert at the end of the film" seen that done that, boring! And the funny thing is that it costed a hell lot money! I believe the record company issued a profit warning to its shareholders because of this movie... I think that's great... That should teach them not to make movies just because some singer wants to act... I mean, you have seen Mariah's videos: she just can't act!
Field of Honor (1986)
Ron Brandsteder is great!
The movie itself isn't really special, but Ron plays the stars of heaven! His incredible acting talent shows up on the screen and lifts the whole movie up. See this one!
Ron's talent for television really got an impulse after this movie. And now he does "Let Them Laugh" on dutch television. What a show it is!