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Once Upon a Time in Deadwood (2019)
Pure Rene Perez garbage
Rene Perez delivers yet another Genre destroying "western" perfect for your 3 old to enjoy and say thanks Dad, now I know whay a terrible movie looks like. Pathetic.
Cherry (2021)
Tom Holland shows his true colors!
Tom Holland was brilliant in this movie. His acting was superb and the film itself was a brilliant depiction of what PTSD and drug addiction can do to a person. Following his journey of destruction is heavy and depressing, but it's definately worth the lesson that it teaches in the end, and definately worth Tom Holland's amazing performance. Brilliant.
Cry Havoc (2020)
I thought the prequels were bad...
This is the dumbest, most boring, as far from a horror movie I have ever seen. Every aspect of this film is horrible. The soundtrack is so stupid. Just a complete waste of life.
Playing with Dolls (2015)
Better Title Would Be: Crapfest.
Where Rene Perez gets funding for his absolutely horrible films is something I've always wondered. This movie is just bad. The acting is so poor that I wonder if these are even legit actors that were used. His directing style is poor. The story is 100% predictable from beginning to end. The editing is so bad I thought I was watching a spoof movie. The only good thing about this film is that it wasn't too long. This is not a horror, it's a comedy.
Playing with Dolls: Havoc (2017)
For all future film makers
This right here is the perfect example of what not to do when you make a film. The directing is horrible, the actors look like they were pulled off the street with a "wanna make quick money in a movie?" The women in this movie are there for one reason, to show their boobs so that teen dudes will watch this movie so it can get views. The dudes are there literally just to even the playing field so that the killer kills men and women. If you want to ruin your night, watch this film.
From Hell to the Wild West (2017)
Just. Freaking. Why?
Good idea for a story. Horribe directing, acting, editing, make up, and soundtrack ruined this film. Can an ACTUAL director and producer please see this and make this film what it deserves to be. Rene Perez, please, stop making movies. You're obviously not good at it.
Playing with Dolls: Bloodlust (2016)
How does this have sequels?
Whoever put the idea in the head of Rene Perez to become a director deservers to be shot publicly. What a dumb movie. The actors are horrible. The music is so bad it sounds like it was made by an 11 year old on a laptop, and the "gore" is so bad it looks comical.
Death Kiss (2018)
Take a walk with Robert Bronzi
First off: this mf walks for about 30 minutes of the movie. He is a horrible actors who sort of resembles Charles Bronson but he cannot act to save his life. The film is so bad that it feels like a spoof movie. It is laughable and not worthy of being called a film at all. Rene Perez, you have made another crapfest. Well done.
Cabal (2020)
Literally nothing is good.
Bad acting. Bad directing. Horrible soundtrack. Rene Perez should do one thing. Quit the film business. You are not a director. You are just a guy with some time on his hands with a breast fetish. Screw you for wasting my time.
Baywatch (2017)
Finally!
A movie that isn't polotical and riddled with garbage. Funny, to the point and worth the watch!
The Burning Dead (2015)
Funniest movie I have ever seen
The acting, writing, editing, and production of this film is so terrible that it almost seems on purpose. How they want anyone to take this movie seriously is beyond me. A lava eruption that looks like fireworks, lava that looks like a blanket being dragged across the ground, and actors that look like they all failed the class and the casting directors felt sorry for them and gave them a shot, this film has it all. Words cannot describe the absolute crapfest that is "The Burning Dead"
Birds of Prey and the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn (2020)
Was on the edge of my seat...
... To leave this absolute mess of a film. Margot is great, but the story sucks and they butchered the comic. Skip if you're a DC fan. This is feminist propoganda and garbage
The Obsidian Curse (2016)
What did you expect?
Rene Perez makes movies with topless girls so that tweens will watch his films so that he can scrape a little money together for his next big flop. Just skip his movies and save yourself the trouble of wasting your life on this trash.
The Insurrection (2020)
Why Perez?
Why perez still gets funding for making movies that look like a practical joke is beyond me. The movies are horrible. Tbe editing looks like it was done by a 3 year old and it looks like they hired a teenage acting coach because every actor is terrible. Just quit while you're ahead... Even though clearly you're not.