As "Bikeriders" is about to come out, it's probably a good time to get acquainted with scumbag bikers and outlaw morals.
This would be a great compendium to "Stone Cold" and "Rush" (not the stupid Ron Howard movie, the one with Jason Patric)).
But this would be the last flick before people start to fall asleep.
Apparently this is based on the true story of Dan Saxon, a townie cop turned FBI undercover motorcycle gang narc.
Charlie Sheen plays Saxon. And, to be honest, he is so out of his league. He lacks the darkness that is more given to someone not as pretty as he is. In fact, the movie makes light of his nice face a few times. Not only is he babyfaced, but when he speaks, it sounds really phony. And surely the likes of head bike boss Michael Madsen would've ended up quickly. Sheen would never convince anyone he ever he is a greaseball.
Director Larry Ferguson has a pretty impressive pedigree as a writer "Hunt For Red October" "Highlander" and "The Presidio" to name a few. But here...I can see what he was attempting to do. At some points you can see his artistic integrity come through. He adds a Native American spiritual spin. The likes of which you could add "Thunderheart" to the undercover cop mix.
But those movies mentioned above are far more elevated than this one that feels made straight to video or late night Skin-a-max
The bright spot, and also baffling is Linda Fiorentino as a photographer. She seems lost in terms of documenting biker life. And then, more or less disappearing. She is onboard mostly to show her boobs and have vulnerability. But the rhythm of this movie is so disjointed. She hangs at the bar shooting pool when sure any other bar would've had greaseballs macking on her. They play her as a tough woman but we find out she is also a mother. It's that type of writing that makes it hard to like.
Madsen is also suppose to be really hard ass in it. For an hour and a half, all he does is tell us how badass he is. It doesn't play. I never felt the fear or anxiety with being around him. They put the scene where he does irrationally murder someone in the wrong place. This would've added a heightened fear. And Sheen never plays the character as he's all that afraid. Which he's suppose to act like he's not. I get it.
There also seems to be a buggy thought in your head. Madsen's character pays off the townie sheriff for bad townie behavior. Are we saying he's that corrupt. The smart writing would've had you had Madsen ask his corrupt stooge sheriff do research for him. As in "who's this new biker from Cleveland, Ohio?" The the audience has that fear for Sheen's character.
But, it's fun to watch stupid 90s biker movies. It's not too stupid where you hate the people who made it.
This would be a great compendium to "Stone Cold" and "Rush" (not the stupid Ron Howard movie, the one with Jason Patric)).
But this would be the last flick before people start to fall asleep.
Apparently this is based on the true story of Dan Saxon, a townie cop turned FBI undercover motorcycle gang narc.
Charlie Sheen plays Saxon. And, to be honest, he is so out of his league. He lacks the darkness that is more given to someone not as pretty as he is. In fact, the movie makes light of his nice face a few times. Not only is he babyfaced, but when he speaks, it sounds really phony. And surely the likes of head bike boss Michael Madsen would've ended up quickly. Sheen would never convince anyone he ever he is a greaseball.
Director Larry Ferguson has a pretty impressive pedigree as a writer "Hunt For Red October" "Highlander" and "The Presidio" to name a few. But here...I can see what he was attempting to do. At some points you can see his artistic integrity come through. He adds a Native American spiritual spin. The likes of which you could add "Thunderheart" to the undercover cop mix.
But those movies mentioned above are far more elevated than this one that feels made straight to video or late night Skin-a-max
The bright spot, and also baffling is Linda Fiorentino as a photographer. She seems lost in terms of documenting biker life. And then, more or less disappearing. She is onboard mostly to show her boobs and have vulnerability. But the rhythm of this movie is so disjointed. She hangs at the bar shooting pool when sure any other bar would've had greaseballs macking on her. They play her as a tough woman but we find out she is also a mother. It's that type of writing that makes it hard to like.
Madsen is also suppose to be really hard ass in it. For an hour and a half, all he does is tell us how badass he is. It doesn't play. I never felt the fear or anxiety with being around him. They put the scene where he does irrationally murder someone in the wrong place. This would've added a heightened fear. And Sheen never plays the character as he's all that afraid. Which he's suppose to act like he's not. I get it.
There also seems to be a buggy thought in your head. Madsen's character pays off the townie sheriff for bad townie behavior. Are we saying he's that corrupt. The smart writing would've had you had Madsen ask his corrupt stooge sheriff do research for him. As in "who's this new biker from Cleveland, Ohio?" The the audience has that fear for Sheen's character.
But, it's fun to watch stupid 90s biker movies. It's not too stupid where you hate the people who made it.
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