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5/10
The most heartbroken review on IMDB - ever.
22 December 2022
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I love both actors. If you want to see Colin and Brendan at their best when acting together, then In Bruges is a masterpiece.

These two are great stand-alone and, for my taste, superb working together. This film has it all. Stunning scenery with superb cinematography. Martins's directing gives us atmosphere and a brooding sense of the lonely but intense whilst still belonging feeling of living in a small community.

Historically it is also superb; even the film's title is clever and apt. Boy, this should have been a 10/10 for me all day long. It kicks off well; we are confused yet want to learn why Colm dislikes his friend. Did he discover that Padraic was having sex with his sister since the way they live together, and often historically, that would have been wrong enough? Perhaps Colm secretly loves the sister in the mix at the same time too? Or perhaps it was because Colm has to leave to fight in the war and / or has a secret that he needs to keep from Padraic?

I sat with baited breathe.

Then discovered no. He decides that his mate is just boring. Then to make his point his cuts his fingers off one at a time and then his mate gets pissed off and tries to kill him, we think, by burning down his house. Now I may have that bit wrong because I switched off after the first finger was chopped off.

I mean what the heck was that all about? The film just becomes the worst two things possible, horrible dark and horrible boring.

I poured myself an Irish whiskey and sang Molly Malone and went off to watch something that didn't both break my heart and leave me wanting to sit in the dark depressed.

Martin please come back with something better for us. Please.
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Barbarians (2020–2022)
6/10
Good news, the Romans finally win.
26 October 2022
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Why we have to watch a show that makes the Romans out to be bad guys is quite beyond me. Choice 1. Live in the woods with damp, disease, squalor, no transport, no writing, etc, etc.

Choice 2, central heating, running water, food and drink from around the world, medicine, a judiacary (for citizens admittedly), roads, travel, education, womans rights (ignore the silly woman warriors, there were some for vikings, absolutely zero in the German tribes, etc, etc.

The fact is that peace with Rome worked out so well that it lasted 800+ years, imagine a system today so popular that we think it will lasy so long?

Arminius was a bad guy that betrayed his adopted father, abondoned his brother, his wife and his son. We should be celebrating Germanicus not this toad.
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Fresh (2022)
1/10
Vile and Disgusting
13 March 2022
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A film about eating people. About cutting parts of them off while they are still alive and selling the meat to sickos. To make sure we get the point we see a dismembered leg being cut into fillets.

This is entertainment?

Silence of the Lambs was about a sick psychopath but it did not celebrate the acts of depravity. This film tires to be American Pyscho but instead is just a long set of vomit inducing gore porn scenes.
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1/10
The British are Bad
24 February 2022
Another rewriting of history. The British are bad. The British are bad. Blah blah blah. The Boers felt that the native Africans were inferior and should be treated as slaves. The British insisted that Africans should have rights.

Since todays Boers would like to forget that bit lets make a film where the British are bad and misdirect attention.

Though brilliant practitioners of guerrilla warfare, the Boers eventually surrendered to British forces in 1902, thus ending the independent existence of the Boer republics.

Despite their reabsorption into the British colonial system subsequent to the war, the Afrikaners retained their language and culture and eventually attained politically the power they had failed to establish militarily. Apartheid was soon reestablished in South Africa, remained key to the country's public policies throughout most of the 20th century, and was abolished in the 1990s only after global censure.

Afrikaners in the early 21st century made up about 60 percent of the white population of South Africa, approximately 2,600,000 people.
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7/10
Watch out false reviews here. This is a real one.
26 January 2022
First off just when is Amazon can take action on fake reviews both good and bad? There is a reviewer here called psxexperten take a look at his profile. He is some kind of professional hater. He starts no less than NINE reviews with the words; This movie is so bad,...blah.

OK confession. I know Nick, he is a great guy at the start of a really promising career. The film is solid and definitely enjoyable. I would like to have seen more background to the relationships and more emotion from the actors but is solid.
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1/10
A movie made out of spite that has no redeeming features.
3 December 2021
Inaccurate, poorly made, even more poorly acted. Low cost production, rushed, terrible cinematography. A script written by sycophant's. Should never have been made.
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Spencer (2021)
1/10
Total fiction. A cruel insult.
23 November 2021
This dirge is an insult to Diana and to the Royal Family. Sunshine Sachs couldn't make better.

Firstly, in the dramatic biopic, Diana is separated from Charles, but is not yet divorced. While the film depicts the separated couple and their two young sons, History noted that the couple didn't actually separate until December 1992, a year after the film's time frame.

Secondly, throughout the film, Diana "realizes the depth of her own despair and decides to pursue her freedom," as characterized by NPR. But in actuality, a number of different events in 1992, not 1991, forced Diana and Charles to go their separate ways.

As noted by Biography, events including the release of Andrew Morton's 1992 biography about Diana, as well as the "Camillagate" phone call scandal, eventually put the couple in a fractured situation that they couldn't avoid any longer.

One of the most grueling aspects of "Spencer" is Diana Spencer's experience with disordered eating. As noted by History vs Hollywood, Diana did have a well-documented history with bulimia, but the timing of the film got her recovery all wrong.

In the movie, character Major Alistair Gregory (played by Timothy Spall) insists on weighing Diana after she arrives at Sandringham House for the 1991 Christmas weekend. The implications surrounding the scene "implies this was done to track Diana's eating disorder," according to History vs Hollywood. But in reality, Diana was in recovery by this point in real life, an aspect that the film gravely misses.

Awful, avoid.
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1/10
Brokeback for Uncles
14 September 2021
Love Benedict. Talented with a huge range. But we've seen this trope before. His last film The Courier is sublime. But for suppressed gay love others have done it better and more recently.
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10/10
An almost never given 10/10 for me. That good.
21 July 2021
I have over a 1000 books on military history. Especially WW2. Yet here I found so much that is so new. Astonishing new information. My congratulations to the researchers.

The only thing badly missing (I suspect because the Govt is not yet ready) is the story about how when he knew he was being bugged Churchill shouted to the chandelier that he has enigma and knows that Japan will not invade. The next day Stalin becomes friends with Churchill.

Later when Stalin realizes how naive the Americans are he sides with them only to find he despises their weakness. By comparison he comes to respect and like Churchill.

However Samuel West steals the series with his impeccable narration. He sounds like Lawrence Olivier in World at War and it works. This is a cracker.
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Danny Boy (2021 TV Movie)
1/10
Should not have been made
11 July 2021
Hopefully this will disappear into obscurity.

British soldiers endure enough. Why they cannot get the support that American soldiers do is a reflection on some parts of Britain.

For those that want the BBC to have its license taken away this is yet another justification.

That Toby Jones is in this is just heart breaking, I thought he was a good guy. They should have made Sniper One into a film instead..
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Barry Lyndon (1975)
1/10
A miserable dirge. Please give me the hours back.
7 July 2021
Stanley Kubrik clearly hated the British.

If you are feeling less than exuberant do not watch this. Long , long, dull, miserable, depressing, ugly film. Worst of all it is about a time when Britain could arguably be said to be at its best.

The seven war was successful for Great Britain, which gained the bulk of New France in North America, Spanish Florida, some individual Caribbean islands in the West Indies, the colony of Senegal on the West African coast, and superiority over the French trading outposts on the Indian subcontinent.

Stanley decided to take every worst attribute of being a human and make this film. Why, why, why was this made? For who? I wanted so much to like this.

Its so depressing and ugly. Ugh.
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French Exit (2020)
1/10
So bone crushingly terrible you should watch it.
18 May 2021
A film so bad that maybe one day it will be 'The Disaster Movie 2'. The premise is good, rich spoilt Hollywood wife slums it in Paris. But errr she doesn't/ Instead she takes her last cash and then meanders between pointless thing to pointless thing.

Lucas Hedges plays err well Lucas Hedges as the same role as Tyler in 'Let Them All Talk' and this is basically the same film. A geriatric actress talking about the past with no theme, no narrative arc.

Jane Fonda did it better as Brenda Morel in Youth.
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