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3/10
A total setup - shame on the makers for this tabloid stunt
23 July 2004
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This "documentary" is garbage. What is the intent of this film? That Manoj Night Shyamalan is intensely private? That he keeps secrets and expects the people who work with him to do so as well? So what? Aren't these the precautions of all successful filmmakers?

POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

As I was watching the crew go through this pseudo documentary, I kept thinking, "Wow, look at how they're leading people," or, "I don't find this believable at all." Night comes off very rational, if a little eccentric. There's nothing dark about him, at least no more so than most intelligent and philosophical people.

In fact, I felt sorry for the way that the director and crew for this "whatever" kept stalking poor Night and his associates. And some of the people interviewed in the documentary were obviously brought in to simply add to the drama (i.e. Javier, the pizza guy). All these little mystical interludes are clumsly done, you can anticipate these events before they happen.

At three hours long, I think this whole film was overkill. I'm left thinking the same thing that Night said to the director, "You don't need an angle to do this. Just film a documentary about me and the work I do." If only the people involved in the making of this film had listened. Sadly, Night has even more reason to seek privacy now.
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An eye-opening look back at the last 4 years of Bush's reign
28 June 2004
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This is Michael Moore's strongest movie to date. He wisely chooses to remain off camera for the majority of it, letting the audience gather its own impression. Mr. Moore presents us with the accounts of soldiers and citizens, as well as media footage from 2000 through the present to help us connect the dots. True, he portrays Dubya and the Republican Party in a very harsh light, but it isn't unjustified. And the Democratic leaders aren't shown as saints, either. I urge everyone to see this immediately. Take what you will away from it. Hopefully Americans will stop being so apathetic and self-absorbed.

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While I really appreciated Mr. Moore's film, I wish he had delved a little bit more into the roles of other countries (such as vocal war opponents France and Germany) in "helping" Afghanistan and Iraq, and the Clinton administration's plan of action prior to the 9/11 attacks. Also, he could have done more to point out the duplicity of Saudi Arabia, a country clearly playing both sides. He barely scratched the surface on Saudi Arabia's culpability and hypocrisy.

Characteristic of his earlier work, there are some very uncomfortable and graphic moments in the film, but the public needs to see it. The US media is too complacent and/or stifled. Moore shows us what the media is afraid or unable to. The American public has chosen to sleep rather than being alert and better informed. This film is a wakeup call to American citizens, a rallying cry for change.
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ABCD (1999)
5/10
Appalling
28 June 2004
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As an Indian American, I do not relate to this movie at all. I am in some ways still a ABCD, though I strive to learn more about my culture. However, this movie is unrealistic in the way that it depicts and deals with this struggle in the lives of siblings Nina and Raj. I found Nina's character to be very completely unlikeable, and Raj only slightly less so.

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My main objection is that neither Nina nor Raj learned anything by the end of the film. Their mother's death seemed to just be another negative event, not a turning point in their lives. Both the brother and sister came off as very self-absorbed and despicable, they simply sought to break ties in their prior relationships. The people they hurt were inconsequential. The viewer is left to wonder on the implications of Nina and Raj's actions. In the end, I felt I knew less about these characters than when the film began.
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Iron Jawed Angels (2004 TV Movie)
10/10
Inspirational to women and freedom fighters everywhere
16 February 2004
This was an excellent production on the struggle for US women to obtain the right to vote. The movie captured the determination of suffragists beautifully. In this day and age, when most of the population in the US doesn't even bother to care about public policies, this movie reminds everyone why they should. Our predecessors fought hard and long for the freedoms that we take for granted today, and we shouldn't forget their brave acts. At a time when millions of women still lack basic freedoms in far too many countries, it is heartening and inspirational to see a movie like this. Thank you, HBO, for putting this film out to remind us to continue to fight for causes we believe in.
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City of God (2002)
9/10
A haunting look at life in a Brazilian slum town
29 November 2003
This is a movie that stays with you for a long time. Beautifully directed, perfectly paced, and with a very realistic cast of actors (maybe a little too real at times). It's a brutal, cruel, and darkly funny film.

The title of the film refers to the name of a slum in an unidentified Brazilian town, where various characters hustle and try to make something of themselves (illegally, for the most part). The narrator is a smart, thoughtful fellow by the name of "Rocket." Rocket is trying to avoid becoming a hoodlum and find a safe career in life, unlike his peers. Yet he finds himself involved in the stark politics of his hometown, the City of God.

Anyone who argues against gun control and for an armed population should see this film. Perhaps they'll reconsider their stance. Then again, maybe not. In any case, expect some truly sickening moments in this movie (both graphic and emotionally wrenching), as well as unexpectedly funny scenes. Yes, it's very contradictory, but very much like real life. Truly, you won't truly understand the actions/motivations of thugs and their drugs until you see this movie.
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10/10
Party's here
7 September 2003
This is an excellent film (or "fil-im," as Hari might say) that everyone can relate to in some aspect. If you've ever been felt like you don't fit in, as many of the fresh-off-the-boat (FOB) characters in this movie do, or grew up with the influence of two or more cultures (as I did), or generally feel different, this is a movie for you to see. This movie is sort of "Revenge of the Nerds" style mixed with an "Office Space" sense of humor.

I found many of the circumstances of this movie to be hilarious, and dead-on when it comes to Indian customs and behaviors (such as the preference for "baldis" (buckets) in the shower by FOBs).

One of the main characters, Hari, is a sweet, somewhat naive FOB who's wide-eyed enthusiasm at living in America is very refreshing and instantly appealing. His cousin, Mohan is a cynical, spoiled guy who disdains responsibility but eventually shows that he has a good heart deep down. The two learn from each other during the course of the film. Sunil Thakkar, a co-writer and co-producer of the movie, steals the movie frequently with his blatantly clueless and incredibly tacky character, Shyam Sunder Balabhadrapatramukhi (his long-winded name still makes me giggle). The female characters in the movie, including Janvi Valia and Priya Varghese, are charming and women can identify with them for their creative talents, especially when it comes to skillfully fending off desperate guys.

I highly recommend this film - it was brilliantly done, I still have tummy ache from laughing so much.
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Helen of Troy (2003)
1/10
Worse than the Trojan war itself
20 April 2003
This adaption of the story of the fall of Troy is absolutely horrible. To see such a shoddy version of one of my favorite epics is heartbreaking. But what else do you expect from the USA Channel? The "actors" are generally one-dimensional, the special effects appalling, and the melodrama overdone (even here). When I first saw it, I thought I had stumbled upon a "Xena: Princess Warrior" repeat.

Paris, Cassandra, Achilles, Helen (to name the worst of the actors), etc. are all poorly portrayed by the actors. Paris is even more callow and selfish than the story suggests, Cassandra is a dim-watt bulb who shares her visions at the worst possible moments (and with the most laughable slo-mos occurring, for extra dramatic tension), Achilles looks and acts like a Neanderthal, and Helen is just too awful for words. We are introduced to Helen when she is still a child, but the actress playing her is clearly not. They should have used someone a little younger for that part of the story. In any case, the actress that plays Helen is clearly out of her depth here. She is merely there to look pouty and distraught over all the men who kill each other for her. Why anyone would want her for a wife is beyond me. She comes off with a total lack of personality or any real character.

The problem with bringing to screen the "face that launched a thousand ships" is that the audience is bound to be disappointed, since everyone has different ideas of what Helen looks like. Unfortunately, this production decided to choose a waif-like person to portray her, rather than an accomplished actress with personality. As anyone will tell you, true beauty lies within. This Helen doesn't have it.

Stay away from this miniseries - it's a poor-man's version of the story, folks.
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10/10
America the beautiful??
16 February 2003
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Michael Moore has always been a blunt critic of the corrupt politics and socio-economic problems rampant in America, and this film shows more proof of it. This is a movie that everyone in the US needs to see right now, especially as Americans become more paranoid and fearful of the rest of the world.

My brother, currently living in Europe, cited this film as the reason he's decided it's no longer a place he'd like to live and therefore left. Having just seen the film a few hours ago, I can clearly see his point. Bear in mind, this film can be quite bleak and grim in its outlook for the future. However, with Moore's tireless (and usually thankless) fight against ignorance and injustice, you will gain some insight on what exactly has lead to the current chaos around the world and in the US itself. The film was funny, but I also felt physically ill and angry after seeing it. Some of the film is very graphic and difficult to watch (i.e. dead bodies, people being shot). Do not let the disturbing nature of the film stop you from seeing it. It will open your eyes.

WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD!!

This movie examines why crime and violence has risen so dramatically in the US since the nation's birth, in comparison to the rest of the world. The argument is that the root cause of the violence and increased crime IS guns. Specifically, the NRA's continued efforts to distort the 2nd Amendment to their agenda, thereby guaranteeing every citizen's right and access to bear arms in the US, has been a disaster for the country. The film also indicates that the US media needs to be revised and gun control is badly needed.

Before anyone argues against gun control and points out Moore's apparent hypocrisy (he is a lifetime member of the NRA, as he freely admits at least 2 times in the course of the film), Moore brings up a number of relevant points. First of all, he's joined the NRA to gain access to areas that would otherwise be closed to him, such as being able to tape at NRA meetings and interviewing head honcho Charleton Heston himself. The interview with Heston, which occurs at the very end of the movie, is both revealing and disturbing. Heston clearly comes off as both uncaring of the innocent victims of gun violence (in the film's example, a 6 year old girl killed by another 6 year old) and worse, a racist of the worst caliber. Furthermore, Moore heads up to Canada to compare that country's low crime rates (despite its equally well-armed citizens) and how Canadians' can feel so secure (to the point that they leave the doors to their homes unlocked at all times).

The film shows how the US media has focused on scaring the American public to the point that people are paranoid and distrustful of everyone else. The local and nationwide news focuses on violent crimes and thereby increases the public's fear and distrust. This is contrary to Canada, where the news is about social issues (health care, education...). The NRA further agitates the public by insisting that an armed society is the best defense against anarchy, yet ignores the very chaos and turmoil they've helped create.

The film also points out that American society is no more violent than any other current society or past society. He uses the British Raj, Nazi Germany and World War II Japan as examples of societies that were much more misguided in their respective eras. The question lingers, why is the weapons-bearing American public so much more disturbed than the rest of the world? The question will haunt you long after the film's end.
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9/10
Just perfect!
24 September 2002
This movie is hilarious, very similar to "Cool Runnings." I saw it in Spain while on vacation, and couldn't believe that I somehow missed it back in the US. The story is clever, the characters extremely believable, and it's a pleasure to watch. The audience I sat with was roaring with laughter throughout the film. The main character, Jess, is very appealing, and it's nice to see women get some recognition in the world of sports, in this case, soccer. It's a great film to watch when you need something uplifting.
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Lionheart (1987)
5/10
Booorrring!
2 August 2002
I'm sure this movie was meant to be more exciting, but at less than 2 hours, it still drags. Perhaps it's because of the mediocre acting, or the low budget, or all the American accents, or the perpetual gray background. Okay, I understand that these were terrible times, but can't there be a little bit of brightness? You can watch evildoers get taken out by bits of rock, and just hope someone muffles the background music once in a while - trust me, it gets really distracting. And who wants to see hordes of starving and dying children? Overall, a tremendous disappointment.
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Excalibur (1981)
7/10
Only Monty Python's Quest For the Holy Grail is funnier than this film
26 March 2002
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I like movies and books about Arthurian tales, because these tales contain so many of the elements that people find fascinating (adventure, good vs. evil, romance...). Excalibur is an interesting interpretation of the Legend of King Arthur. Interesting because much of the film is unintentionally funny, generally when director John Boorman was actually aiming for a serious moment. Granted, the movie was made in the early part of the 80s, so it's aged slightly better than many of the other fantasy flicks of that era. I do find the "fuzzy light" look of the film rather annoying, though I guess it suits the soft porn moments that Boorman insisted on including.

The movie score, which has Richard Wagner's works (Wagnerian operas in Arthurian times? Who knew!), is a surprisingly good fit. The movie's cast is generally suitable, though there are a few duds (Liam Neeson is truly awful here). Some of the lines in this film are also silly, which is where the unexpected laughs come in (SPOILERS AHEAD!).

An example of a hilarious line is in a scene with Uther Pendragon and Merlin (our famous wizard). Uther, who would become the father of Arthur, is besotted with Igrayne, the wife of another lord. With Merlin's magic, he goes to the lord's castle one foggy evening so he can be with Igrayne (the future mother of Arthur). My favorite line is stated when Uther Pendragon is told by Merlin to cross the sea to the castle. Uther expresses doubt about riding his horse across the open sea, but Merlin exclaims, "Ride! Your lust shall hold you up!!" Totally unexpected, totally ludicrous.

The movie is full of strange/funny lines like this, but others are quite beautiful and profound. The movie would be awful without the incredibly talented Nicol Williamson, who plays the slightly mad but very shrewd Merlin. He redeems what would otherwise be a campy movie. If only he had more screen time in the film, as he deserved. But much like his brief appearances, the film ultimately leaves us unsatisfied.
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9/10
LOTR I excellently done, Mr. Jackson!
13 January 2002
Most movie adaptions of famous books are subpar or terrible, but not so with Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (1st of 3 movies). Peter Jackson, director, producer, and screenplay writer is a genius, and my long and pointed hat off to him! Each of the cast members is exactly what you'd expect Frodo, Gandalf, Bilbo, Aragorn, etc. to be like. I especially loved Ian McKellan as Gandalf, and Elijah Wood as Frodo, who play their characters with such heart and soul. I've seen many comments on the length of this movie, which is nearly a hefty 3 hours. But the movie has a fast pace, and the time whizzes by. Trust me, you won't be looking at your watch while this movie is playing.

The cinematography in this movie left me gasping, especially the mountain scenes and grasslands. New Zealand, where the trilogies were shot, is a beautiful landscape, and I am even more eager to visit it now. My only gripes are the moments that were left out, such as the hobbits' encounter with Bombadil (who I really wanted to see onscreen), and the creative liberties taken with the script at various moments (though I suppose the changes don't impact the movie negatively). All in all, I'm excited about this series, and look forward to the next two adaptions.
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3/10
This film's no picnic!
24 December 2001
God bless Australia - it's a beautiful, raw country where Nature seems to have decided to spread her wealth. This film has an interesting premise, but fails to live up to it. Don't misunderstand, I love movies where the answer isn't always clear. I just don't see why Picnic at Hanging Rock is placed in this category.

To me, it comes off as a pretentious and empty exercise in humanity. There's beautiful music, lovely scenery, and dreamy girls (and boys) who seem to be living in a bubble about to burst. None of the main characters seem real, perhaps because the movie deliberately compares them to artworks. You're better off visiting a museum to see real art than this film, which will fail to stir anything in your soul.
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8/10
Faithful to J.K. Rowling's wonderful series...
17 December 2001
I had grave reservations when I heard that Chris Columbus was directing the movie adaption of Rowling's excellent book, "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's/Philosopher's Stone." His recent movie works have been syrupy and schmaltzy, and besides, how can an American properly direct the movie adaptions of such a "vedy" British series?

However, I think Columbus has pulled it off, and has retained the spirit of the books quite nicely. I still prefer the books and probably always will, as Rowling is such an incredible writer and conveys much more emotion and depth in the series than Columbus has thus far into his movie adaptions.

Kudos to the children who play Harry, Hermione, and Ron - all are winning in their roles. Daniel Radcliffe is simply perfect as Harry, and Emma Watson and Rupert Grint are admirably winsome. The casting of Richard Harris as Headmaster Dumbledore was an excellent idea, and Maggie Smith does a noble service to her role as Headmistress McGonagall. Robbie Coltrane is simply delightful as the lumbering but lovable Hagrid, and often steals the movie with his line deliveries - especially the often repeated "Oh dear, I shouldna told ya that."

I was a little disappointed by Alan Rickman's Prof. Snape, who's been toned down a bit in the movie (he's much, much nastier in the book). Rickman can play horribly mean very well (remember his role in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves?), so hopefully he'll be able to let loose in future movies. I'm now definitely looking forward to the future Harry Potter movies - especially the adaption of the 4th book, The Goblet of Fire, which is quite dark.
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Beetlejuice (1988)
9/10
Tim Burton's hits his prime with Beetlejuice, but now he directs drivel...
17 December 2001
I love Tim Burton's early works, such as Beetlejuice, Edward Scissorhands, The Nightmare Before Christmas, and Ed Wood. His more recent films (Mars Attacks, the horribly awful Battle of the Apes remake) just don't have the darkly comic zing of these earlier works. Beetlejuice is a hilarious film, and to quote the title character himself, "...It just keeps getting funnier every time I see it!"

The cast of the film is superb. The fact that the film gleefully mocks death & afterlife and that it comes off so well shows what a tremendous imagination Tim Burton has (or had). Michael Keaton (where is he these days?) is magnificent as Beetlejuice, a disgusting dead guy mooching off the dearly departed - in this case, the goofy but lovable Maitlands. Alec Baldwin and Geena Davis (two more we don't see much now) are perfect as tbe clueless, recently-deceased Adam and Barbara Maitland. Winona Ryder is cynical yet sweet in her role as Lydia. Catherine O'Hara and Jeffrey Jones masterfully play Lydia's parents as clueless, selfish, and wacky urbanites.

Watch this movie and you will pine for the days that Burton was so innovative - before Hollywood corrupted him.
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The Tick (2001–2002)
Not as hilarious as the original (animated) version...
22 November 2001
I really miss the original animated show, and long to see it resurface. Yes, it's nice that The Tick is immortalized (for the moment) in the live action version running on Fox, but it's not quite as funny. Don't get me wrong, Patrick Warbuton (who plays the title character in the live version) is an incredibly talented actor, and fits the physical description of The Tick perfectly. And bonus points for his outfit (though I hate the head tentacles, too distracting). But this show and its characters just don't have the spirit or zaniness of the original version. The Tick should have been left in its animated glory. It's like The Simpsons becoming a live action film (perish the thought) - it would ruin the dynamic.

Every successful animated show (The Simpsons, South Park, Powerpuff Girls, etc.) has an advantage over live action shows - they know that people concentrate on the voices of characters more than anything else. If the people voicing the characters aren't good at what they do, the show loses its impact. Just look at Rocky and Bullwinkle and Scooby Doo as examples. The animation in these shows was pretty ordinary, yet the shows are classics. It's the people who voiced characters like Bullwinkle and Shaggy that made the shows memorable (good scripts help too).

With the live action version of The Tick, the superheroes may look like their animated counterparts, but the similarities end there. Hopefully the original version will, as the The Tick himself might say, "Rise, RISE, like a cake...Smell the hearty goodness!" Spoon!
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The Tick (1994–1997)
Feel the power of...The Tick!
22 November 2001
This show deserves to be considered an animated treasure alongside such greats as The Simpsons, Rocky and Bullwinkle, etc. The scripts are excellent, and the voices of The Tick, Arthur, and the rest of the superhero gang are top notch. Particularly, the guy who voices The Tick is an underrated genius, and Patrick Warbuton (who plays, or rather downplays, the live action version of The Tick on Fox) needs to start taking notes.

I've been waiting for the animated show to be resurface on TV, but that doesn't seem likely. Why can't it would be released on DVD already?! Its time has come!!
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5/10
If only the movie were as "explosive" as its title...
16 November 2001
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I actually like most French films, because they take their time to tell a story and there is a great deal of character development, unlike most of Hollywood's drivel. This movie disappoints because it doesn't have much of story or character development. The movie has three main characters, two boys (good friends), and a girl (the lover of one of them). The three wandering Parisian teens are completely shallow and selfish. They decide to go on a "kibbutz," a communal journey, in hopes of escaping their boring and supposedly depressing lives. SPOILERS AHEAD!!

You would think that their difficulties during their journey would enlighten them and make them grow up a little, but surprising it doesn't. Nor does it make them any more kindly towards others, especially their parents - the girl, Anne, particularly hates her mother, though it's never clear why. The story fails to get into any of their heads, so you don't feel any particular attachment towards any of them. I was slightly charmed by the actor who played Bruno in the movie. There's something interesting about him. Strangely enough, he looks very much like a young Dustin Hoffman. There's a love triangle that develops between the three teens, although it's never carried out. And pardonez moi, but the sub-titles leave a lot out at the end, as the movie's closing is a couple of sentences in French that fail to get translated into English...a big letdown.
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7/10
An interesting look at non-traditional Indian family relationships...
7 October 2001
As an Indian American and a female, I was pleasantly delighted by this movie. I found it to be very funny and especially interesting because of the lesbian themes. It surprised me to see this in the movie, because Indians generally feel uncomfortable talking about homosexuality at all. I don't think it's necessarily a bias or prejudice against it, just conservatism.

I didn't really relate to any of the characters in the movie, mostly because there were too many characters and little development of any of their personalities. But I adored Madhury Jaffrey, who was very natural and realistic as the mother. She reminds me so much of my own mother, and many of the things she says to her two daughters about marriage and family are comments my own mother's made to me. It was strangely comforting to see the ambivalence that Indians born and raised in the US feel in trying to maintain their culture while being true to themselves. Until now, I haven't seen it discussed so frankly and honestly in a movie.
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9/10
Best portrayal of a dysfunctional royal family
16 September 2001
An outstanding film, all the major players give wonderful perfomances. Ms. Hepburn and Mr. O'Toole are the standouts, and rightfully so. Their chemistry is volcanic! Of course, O'Toole's King Henry I is the more wicked of the two characters, as he seems to thrive on making Hepburn's Queen Eleanor suffer emotionally. But while we sympathize most with Eleanor, there are moments when we pity the King as well, despite his arrogance. And Eleanor doesn't allow us to feel too sorry for her, as Hepburn plays her as she is in real life, one tough as nails lady. Eleanor says it so well to the King early in the film, when she's summoned back to the castle from her prison after a long exile. Stepping off the boat and seeing King Henry I after years of being locked away, she says sweetly to him, "Oh, how nice of you to let me out of jail." The simple line speaks volumes with the way Hepburn delivers it. There are many more memorable and clever exchanges between the King and Queen, and between them and their three scheming sons (including a younger Anthony Hopkins). Hollywood, an industry of morons and pinheads, would be well advised to review this film, so well written and beautifully acted, and develop more like it. But then again, how would they be capable of it?
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2/10
Jurassic bites!
2 September 2001
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Abysmally awful sequel to the original Jurassic Park. Both Michael Crighton and Stephen Spielberg must be furious at the deterioration of the series, based on the poor quality of this sequel...just go back and watch the brilliance of the first JP. Even JP II was better than this, and that's not saying much. If not for Sam Neill's involvement this time around, I'd have dismissed this one entirely. He's the only character I had any sympathy and admiration for, every other major character in the movie added nothing to the film. I especially kept praying that Tea Leoni's character would get eaten messily by the Spinosaurus throughout the film. Her constant screaming and whining was just annoying. Whatever happened to the smart and CAPABLE female character? Tea's character could take a lesson from Julianne Moore's character in JP II, now there was a tough lady. William Macy's character was too one dimensional and I couldn't understand why he still loved Tea's character. She's a shrew! The son was pretty self reliant, but a little too smart alecky. It was nice to see Laura Dern turn up in this movie, but her role is miniscule and is an utter waste of her talent.

It is obvious right from the beginning of the movie that the script was being worked out as it was being filming, which may be okay for other movies, but is inexucusable for this one. There are so many plot holes and inconsistencies, it's pitiful. I found the climax to be a bit hard to swallow, and a tremendous let down (like most of the film itself). Too "deux ex machina" for me. *WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD!!*

My real problem with the end of the movie is that it contradicts everything the previous JP films have set up. There's simply no way that the raptors would let the group go just because Sam emits a cry for help on that dinosaur artifact. Tea's character stole the raptors' eggs (why?), the raptors know this, and the raptors have not shown to be merciful in either of the previous films. Based upon their previous behavioral patterns, the raptors would have attacked the humans and at least killed and eaten a few of them (let them start with Tea's character).

The raptors' behavior in the climax makes them look stupid, which forever tarnishes their reputation as fearsome and intelligent creatures. You could actually say that for most of the dinosaurs in the movie, from T-Rex to Spinosarus to the Pterodactyls. Apparently the Pterodactyls are just like modern birds, since the ones in this movie fly right beside the rescue helicopters at the end, presumably towards the mainlands (why don't they attack the humans in the helicopters?).

And how did Laura Dern's character know where the hell the group was to be able to alert what appears to be the entire US Armed Forces to rescue them? Sam's character doesn't mention anything to her about locations in his desperate, too brief, and half inaudible distress call, there are tons of islands in the area, and the rescue parties get there faster than Speedy Gonzales. Finally, why couldn't the stupid parents do the same thing in the beginning after their son's disappearance and avoid this catastrophe of a movie from ever happening?!!?
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