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The Truman Show (1998)
Super intresting
I love this movie! I love how lighthearted and calm it starts to be, but progresses into an edge of seat type of movie. The development of Truman as the movies go on, as he starts to realize what's going on...makes this movie so three dimensional. His personality is well developed, and his backstories really show how much of real person he truly is. At the end, when he was getting slashed by the waves, he held on tight. This was a good development of his determined, and very go getter type of personality. At the end, before he escapes the studio, he stands there for a while, then he even says his lovely catchphrase "and in case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and goodnight." ending his 30 year show with a bang. 10/10 Absolutely love!
The New World (2005)
About as accurate as shooting a sawed-off at a moving car
This is just gross, like utterly utterly gross, the actress who plays Pochontas is a 14 year old, and Colin Feral was like. 29? That's just purely disgusting, and not even accurate, in the slightest. It's just nasty man, and no I do not care that it's acting. It's gross and deplorable, I would rather be on the side of the road then ever watch this nonsense ever again. Why has god forsaken us all? I mean, wouldn't if of killed someone to use an adult actor. This is somehow more inaccurate then the Disney version. How can that even be humanly possible? 0/10 I need to call someone and I need to do it soon.
Encanto (2021)
Blown away.
This might not be a cutesy movie but its absolutely a breath of fresh air. The music is awesome, and the story line is finally unique in some way. The movie is enjoyable, and the fandom is somehow not that ba (yet..) I enjoy this movie a ton and I love it so much. 10/10 Watch again!
Die Hard (1988)
No words but amazing
HOW DO I BEGIN!? I've seen tons of movies, tons I tell you. This is THE best movie I've ever been blessed upon too. I love the action, the hair raising story-line. The overall special effects, and the EXPLOSIONS! It was so entertaining I re-watched it twice. 100/10 MUST WATCH THIS LITERAL EVER-LOVING INSTANT!
F Is for Family (2015)
Roughly Enjoyable
I can relate to a lot of what this show talks about, or even shows. The show is a simply "My dads an ***hole, life is awful. He realizes he's an awful person, doesn't fix it for a while, tries to fix it, gives up." and it's just so good for that, Truly some good work. 9/10 would cackle at again!.
Date Movie (2006)
Why?
I don't even have any onomatopoeia to describe this movie. I rented 'Date Movie,' 'Disaster Movie,' and 'Epic Movie' all at the same time because I heard such bad things about them. All I can say about this one, which is the worst out of the three, is "Why?" -10/10.
Epic Movie (2007)
Aaron Seltzer is a joke.
Crying out loud! Just like 'Disaster Movie' and 'Date Movie,' this movie is poorly produced, with garbage humor so bad I actually turned off my t.v and yelled louder then when I got in a car wreck in 2014. I have nothing else to say then this movie is just utter garbage. -1/10, waste of time and money from renting at the redbox.
Disaster Movie (2008)
Yiiiiiiiiikes.
An eye for an ay ay ay! What an utter disaster. If the movie has "movie" i the title (ergo "Epic Movie") it's garbage and you should punch whoever suggested watching this at the $2 theater, even if it's your sainted mother. Sorry but this is just...whew. 1/10, I wouldn't use this as toilet paper.
Kuso (2017)
BLAARGH
I thought people where being dramatic about this movie. Nope, never again, this was so bad it gave me flashbacks to 2007 when 2 girls 1 cup when viral and 9 year old me watched it. The effects are pretty cool though, but other then that, This movie is just vile. Nothing else to say. 2/10, I'm gonna go throw up now.
Who Killed Captain Alex? (2010)
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!
I have literally nothing to say other then this is the funniest film ever, I cannot stop laughing, good gravy. 10/10 SO funny!
Hungry Bitches (2007)
Yikes
I don't even wanna go into the details. This film, or more or less 2 girls 1 cup was enough. No thank you.
BlackedTheAnime (2020)
What?
Where do I even begin? I could write a whole book about why this show is so bad, and it would be a best seller. Offensive humor can be funny, but here is an example of how it takes a lot for it to be funny. South Park and Family Guy are great examples on this, but this is so not it. I've honestly never sat through something so horrendously bad in the amount of time I have existed in this world. I had to turn off my phone for a second just to take in the utter disaster that is "BlackedTheAnime." The voice actors had no clue what they're doing, probably because they were randomly selected from a Discord server. 1/10 Rich kids think they can do anything.
Mr. Popper's Penguins (2011)
A load of.."huh?"
What a concept, a movie about Jim Carey and a bunch of trouble maker penguins. Who'd thought of such a quirky idea? This movie is a tad obscure, but hilarious! It's confusing but its an adorable kids movie. Frankly I like it, the reviews are a little harsh to say the very least. 7/10, solid movie!
Geostorm (2017)
It's...something.
I honestly wasn't expecting very much, I just kind of settled for it while going to the theater with my friends. This film has no idea what demographic it's targeting, and the explosions are so over dramatic it makes a Micheal Bay movie look like "Little house on the prairie." 4/10, would angerly groan at it again.
Zootopia (2016)
Eh.
To be honest, it's watchable. It's certainly not good, by any means, the movie is way to fast, and the humor barely pushes out a sigh. It's not the worst however, considering the music and songs are phenomenal. I just wish it wasn't so eye-roll inducing. 6/10 could be better.
Coco (2017)
Touching.
This movie is so sweet, I love the representation in this movie! It depects every detail perfectly, and makes me happy watching them get the aspects of our culture correctly. This so touching, and makes me cry when I watch it! Thank you, Pixar :) 10/10 would cry again.
Music (2021)
Makes me cry.
Why. WHY? I don't like getting to emotional on the internet, but this movie makes me cry. I have an Autistic twin brother, and he's the sweetest most caring person I have ever known. I've always hoped for true Autism awareness in the media, but this is SO not it. I want to, and god forbid me for saying this, burn this film to the ground. Shame on anyone who was involved with this movie, and shame on whoever ENJOYS this movie. 1/10, unbelievable.
South Park (1997)
Terribly misunderstood.
This show is so offensive, it's got some of the worst, most crude, churlish jokes in the history of adult comedies, and I LOVE IT. They make fun at everyone they can and it's absolutely amazing. This show makes all kinds people laugh, and mad. I love it so much and it has remained funny for the whole entire time it's aired, being one of the few shows that never fell victim to time. 10/10, would laugh at a joke while trying to say "It's not funny" again!
SpongeBob SquarePants (1999)
A great show, ruined by modern times.
God, I cannot tell you how much this show was a part and still is a part of me. 5 year old me watching this gleefully in the mid 2000s on a giant Sylvania T. V. after a nice day at kindergarten is the best, most fond memories I have. This show is my everything, but with that being said, the show is a show that went from stardom to old news. I know I sound pretentious because "Oh you need to get with the modern times, things change" Yes, plenty of shows do, even family guy has changed since 1999, but time hasn't ruined Family Guy, it's still incredibly funny, regardless. This show is unfortunately one that fell victim of time. 5/10, I loved it so much, now it makes me sad knowing what it's turned into.
Raya and the Last Dragon (2021)
Slightly underrated.
I get it, it's not a good movie to of lot of you, fair enough. But it's not that bad, it's a Disney movie made for 8-10 year old kids, not edgy 17 year old teens theater hopping or angry parents who had to drag their poor kids out of the theater by the collar. Yes, it's a repetitive concept, "Oh, the world was changed because everyone got greedy etc etc..." but that's the point, kids are dumb, they don't understand the concept of what is better as much as we do. 8/10 not bad, would watch with my nephew again.
Family Guy (1999)
God damn you, Seth
I'm not a huge fan of offensive-ish humor, but Seth i just so good at it I can't help but chortle at the stupid jokes he makes. The belly laughs I get man...8/10 would guiltily laugh again.
Sam & Cat (2013)
An unnecessary spin off
Honestly, this show was my childhood, I grew up on it, so I can't really say I hate it. Sadly however, this show was just an excuse for Nickelodeon to drag on the half dead Victorious/iCarly corpses for just a little bit more live comedy to fill up. 8/10, would probably feel nostalgic again.
Dance Moms (2011)
Unfortunately funny.
As much as I hate shows about parents forcing their kids into uncomfortable situations, ergo "Toddlers and Tiaras," This was was to funny for it's own good. I hate this show with all my heart due to the psychopathic nature of the parents, the coaches, and the dramatic scenes. With that being said, christ is this funny. Unfortunate it had to drag the poor kids into this drama, even some parents taunting other kids. 4/10, try again.
Bad Moms (2016)
Oh christ.
This movie is so bad, really, it's awful. But it's amazing what kind of belly laughs it gets due to its just simple garbage nature. It's so terrible that it's amazing to watch it. 6/10 would laugh on the floor again!
A Bad Moms Christmas (2017)
So bad, it's good.
Honestly, it's one of the worst, most mediocre, uneasy-feeling movie, ever. But, it's so bad, that its entertaining to watch due to the nature of the garbage plot. I give it it an 8 because it gets points for it being a Christmas film. After a lovely Rosé wine and some warm Christmas cookies, you'll at least enjoy it somewhat. Just make sure you have a cork puller around. 8/10 would definitely watch this while tipsy again.