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Notti porno nel mondo (1977)
Notti porno nel mondo (1977)
The undisputed king of trash, Bruno Mattei depicts various sexual perversions that take place around the world! Features a woman making love to a gorilla, strip shows, lesbo clubs, bestiality, sex through a glass, nude roller-skating, she-males, nude wrestling, sex schools, virgin sacrifices, decapitations, castrations... you get the picture! Laura Gemser narrates and gets nude of course. Shocking, outrageous, hyper-sleazy mondo in it's UNCUT Italian print! Do not worry about the lack of English options- this one is actually a montage of sleazy images without even slight storyline or plot! Not to be confused with EMANUELLE AND THE PORNO NIGHTS- the other Mattei mondo-mess starring (actually hosted by) Laura Gemser.
Fango bollente (1975)
Fango bollente (1975)
Ovidio (Joe Dallesandro) and his 2 friends work together at a computer company. Gradually they start going insane because of the routine everyday life within a rotten society and the effect of computers. Their frustrations and oppression they have gone though make them start killing random people, including a prostitute and her pimp, a taxi driver and eventually Ovidio's own wife. This is a really demented film but incredibly well-made and original. The social commentary really works in this film. The three young men seem to be killing random people for no reason although they certainly have a motive. SAVAGE THREE describes a situation that rarely happens in real life but anything is possible right? There is plenty of violence and gore here but there seems to be a good excuse for all this mayhem to take place so in my opinion it is fully justified. The upbeat, progressive hard rock score by Franco Campanino (THE CLIMBER) is a winner. I'm not sure as if SAVAGE THREE can be categorized as a standard Italian crime film as it avoids the expected bank robberies and car-chases, but it will definitely appeal to fans of the genre, specially to the ones with a taste for sleaze. A really special obscurity that deserves wider recognition.
Rolf (1984)
Rolf (1983)
ROLF is a personal favorite and one of the cinematic revelations for my 2006. I am sure it is hated by most but I believe it will definitely satisfy lovers of sleaze. It uses like every cliché that an exploitation picture could use, for example the prostitute mother who gets addicted to heroin, movie opening with explosions and killing of black people by mercenaries etc. The Fabio Frizzi score is ultra-cheesy Italo-disco and the title track (Rolf) is so damn addictive.
Of course there is rape, drug abuse, some gore, extreme cruelty, black babies used for target practice, taking of fingerprints using feces instead of ink, etc..... I believe Siciliano reached the elite of Italian sleaze makers with this one. So if you don't mind the combination of sleaze and extreme racism, I recommend this highly.
Ordine firmato in bianco (1974)
Ordine firmato in bianco (1975)
Director Gianni Manera (also the maker of WOODEN OVERCOAT/THE OVERLORDS) stars as mafioso Luca Albanese. Along with his gas-masked men he robs a bank and then hides at a remote mountainous region. Soon his men start being killed by an unknown black-gloved figure! Not to mention the killer likes to paint the victims' faces white! It should be noted there was never an English dub or English-subtitled print available anywhere in the world so this is your only option! Originally titled ORDINE FIRMATO IN BIANCO, this unbelievable creation shouldn't be missed by any giallo fan! One of the rarest and trashiest giallo thrillers of all times is presented here totally uncut! According to IMDb the film runs 93 minutes. My print is 111 minutes long!
Vahsi Kan (1983)
Turkish FIRST BLOOD!
Former war veteran Kan Rambo (Turkish cult cinema legend Cuneyt Arkin) has to fight against an evil gang of bikers when they refuse to let him enter their village and live a peaceful life. Poor Sly Stallone would probably have a stroke if he ever had a chance to view this atrocious, unbelievable piece of trash! Besides the hilarious direction and editing and the destructive sound FX make this an unbelievable viewing experience. Not to mention there is plenty of gore and even a bunch of zombies attacking a young woman (who has the camera placed between her legs while driving her car). VAHSI KAN has no shame when it comes to ripping off Ted Kotcheff's action blockbuster- they even lifted Jerry Goldsmith's score!
America Exposed (1991)
THIS IS America Part 3!
I viewed the uncut version of the final installment in the infamous THIS IS America trilogy! The father of American mondo cinema returns to his favorite genre for a final THIS IS America film! Pornstars entertaining war veterans at Vegas, gun conventions, war games and firepower shows, the cremation of Satan Claus, mating animals, sorority house atrocities, redneck fights, ninjitsu training, elderly citizens fighting muggers, drugs, sleazy entertainment, cops VS street gangs, limousine escort services, bank robberies, custom lethal weapons, sex in public, big city morgues, Nazi & white power organizations! This catalogue of sleaze should not be missed! See America EXPOSED in its totally uncensored form!
Kelepçe (1982)
Turkish DIRTY HARRY
Turkey, early 1980s: The ruthless drug smugglers manipulate, blackmail and terrorize the weak and the poor. A violent cop (Cuneyt Arkin of DEATH WARRIOR fame) fights them with his martial arts skills. However he comes across an unpleasant surprise when he discovers that his own son is a drug addict! KELEPCE is packed with gunfights, car chases, bloody killings, stock footage of explosions, drama, hilarious drug abuse and withdrawal scenes... actually it's got too much of everything. Cetin Inanc, the master of Turkish exploitation directs KELEPCE in a furious way, like only he could. The lack of English options shouldn't be a drawback as this is very predictable and hardly relies on dialogue. An essential viewing for fans of ultra-trashy action! Also known as Turkish DIRTY HARRY!
Final Score (1986)
Final Score (1986)
Christopher Mitchum's finest hour! Yes, Robert Mitchum's son stars in this ultra-trashy Indonesian action action film from the maker of THE STABILIZER!
For those of you that enjoyed LETHAL HUNTER, here comes another unbelievably VIOLENT and OVER-THE-TOP Indonesian gem starring Chris Mitchum. In DEATH WISH fashion, he turns into vigilante after a bunch of punks rape and kill the members of his family. His ways of taking revenge are incredibly brutal- he even shoves a hot piece of iron in some guy's asshole! Not mention has rocket launchers attached to his motorbike. This one has to be seen to be believed! Also features unbelievable car chases, tons of huge explosions and everything a trashy action fan could possibly ask for! Don't miss FINAL SCORE!
Double Edge (1985)
Flipino COBRA rip-off including Ninja action!
Filipino action cinema king Romano Kristoff returns as another hardboiled cop in DOUBLE EDGE. Even from the very first moments you can tell this is a shameless COBRA rip-off with Kristoff stealing the famous "You have the right to remain silent" line and then blowing up a gas station to kill a bunch of drug-crazed, robbing, raping, murderous scumbags! Besides desperately trying to be the new Marion Cobretti, he is also a ninja, using brutal methods to fight crime. An absolute essential for every self-respected trash cinema fan, DOUBLE EDGE is an obscure classic from the golden era of Filipino action! My source is a fully uncut Japanese import which includes all the over the top violence!
Meli to kormi tis (1975)
Meli to kormi tis (1975)
Greek erotic cinema master Ilias Milonakos (EMMANUELLE QUEEN OF SADOS) directs this obscure sexploitation classic! The tender, sensual story of two lesbians which ends up in a tragedy! Spathi is a beautiful secretary who gets in a love affair with her boss' blonde daughter (Magda Makri). A handsome man is constantly trying to convince the former to start a relationship with him. She is afraid to because of her lesbian orientation.
Greek erotic cinema queen Tina Spathi is at the highest point of her short career, displaying her perfect, ultra-sexy body throughout the film. The nudity and sex is non-stop, making this a classic masterpiece of European erotica! This is one of Tina Spathi's finest plus she looks more beautiful than ever!A must-see!
Omicidio a luci blu (1992)
Omicidio a luci blu (1991)
In New York, an unknown killer in a police uniform stabs a young man and leaves a grenade between his legs. In the meanwhile, a role-playing prostitute (Florence Guerin) satisfies customers in various perverse ways. When one of them is found dead with a grenade between his legs, detective David Hess (THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT) tries to solve the mystery.
Alfonso Brescia directs this ultra-sexy and sleazy answer to Brian De Palma's BODY DOUBLE which also has shades of ORDER OF DEATH! A rare treat for fans of late-era stylish gialli! Nowhere as bad as the previous user says.
Battle Rats (1989)
Battle Rats (1988)
Terrifying, bloody, suspenseful, brutal, ultra-explosive commando actioner from the Philippines! The American army forms a special squad of "rats" to fight the Vietcongs that use underground tunnels as their hideouts. Their leader is Yian Drom, a sadistic commander. Following their special training, they enter the deadly tunnels to exterminate the communists.
An over-the-top viewing experience featuring non-stop violence, gunfights, explosions, yelling and cursing! Nobody is spared here, not even children, not even old people! Still a surprisingly solid and well-plotted film.
AR-15: Comando implacable (1988)
AR-15: Commando implacable (1992)
Relentless, brutal, explosive, hyper-gory actioner from Mexico starring Hugo Stiglitz (of NIGHTMARE CITY fame)! He leads a bunch of raping, killing scumbags armed with a wild black panther and an arsenal of weapons! They rape, torture, mutilate, stab, and kill an entire family in a violent home-invasion. The father wakes up to find everyone lying in pools of blood! He loses his mind and keeps their bodies at the dinner table and talking to them as if they are still alive! Afterwards he goes on a murderous rampage of revenge! This one even rips off DEATH WISH II in a scene where a patient is thrown out of a hospital window and lands on a spiked fence! Ouch! It should be mentioned there was never an English dub or Subtitled print of this but the lack of English options shouldn't prevent you from giving this gorefest a chance! You won't lose!
Phantom Raiders (1988)
Miles O' Keeffe: Ninja Commando
B-movie god Miles O'Keeffe stars in this outrageous Filipino action masterpiece. He is Python, a commando who also happens to possess Ninja powers. His mission is to exterminate a group of communist terrorists that are being trained at Vietnam. He gathers his old Vietnam vet pals and teaches them the Ninja secrets. Together they attack the communist forces, causing serious mayhem! This Filipino gem is packed with non-stop gun-fighting action, Ninja attacks and countless explosions! Has to be seen to be believed! The great cast features Mike Monty who must have made a living out of his countless appearances in Filipino films during the 80s and the 90s. Plus the late Kenneth Peerless as a Ninja-commando who has the ability to fly! Do not miss PHANTOM RAIDERS!!!
Tough Cops (1987)
Filipino Miami VICE?
Rare Filipino-produced film shot in the US. Romano Kristoff is Nick Carpenter, a former Vietnam vet who uses brutal methods to fight crime. Along with his black partner (who likes to...meow!- yes, MEOW!) he goes after Fat Cat (the late Kenneth Peerless of PHANTOM RAIDERS), a ruthless drug lord. When the fat guy kidnaps Carpenter's girlfriend, Nick puts on his commando outfit once again and gets ready for some serious action! TOUGH COP cleverly switches from cop film to explosive actioner, having shades of Miami VICE, COMMANDO and MISSING IN ACTION! Damn, there is even a brief appearance by a ninja! If you enjoy eastern films that desperately try to look American ending up being ultra-cheesy you must try this! They just don't make them so trashy anymore! From the maker of GET THE TERRORIST.
Strike Commando (1987)
Ultimate commando masterpiece of all times!
Bruno Mattei directs the ultimate commando masterpiece of all times! Reb Brown plays Michael Ransom, a Green Beret sent on a risky mission which goes wrong. He manages to get back to his own lines, only to wind up on another botched mission. While interred in an enemy POW camp, he discovers that his CO is actually working for the KGB, and escapes to seek revenge. See a man yelling after his body has been blown to bits by a grenade and much more in this highly entertaining RAMBO: FIRST BLOOD PART II rip-off! Outrageous violence and huge explosions! Do not miss STRIKE COMMANDO! PS: a message to the Vietnamese guy who commented earlier: Your dad should be proud for being an extra in this masterpiece. I would be feeling superior if I were him. He worked for Bruno Mattei.