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The Black Demon (2023)
utter travesty
An hour and forty minutes of my life I will never get back. Every character in this movie is supremely hateable, especially Paul. If I'm cheering when your protagonist gets blown up, you have failed as a filmmaker. Paul sucks. He is horrible, both as a character and as a person. And then we're supposed to forgive him after that weak redemption arc and be sad when he dies? Absolutely not. It definitely doesn't help that the acting is absolutely horrendous. It genuinely made the movie really uncanny and hard to watch, because every interaction was like watching two AI chatbots communicate. Main actor cannot emote at all and it makes him even harder to like because I don't even believe that he's human. If I hadn't watched this for free I would be suing.
Scare Us (2021)
can't believe I spent real money on this
Quite frankly, this movie sucked. The stories being told by the characters were nothing more than lazy montages of horror cliches with no ties to the plot. The "twist" (I hesitate to even call it a twist) was so obvious and bad that we predicted it in the first ten minutes if the movie. Throw in terrible acting, irritating characters, a bland climax, and a dash of low effort jumpscares, and you can get a good idea of the experience. Save yourself six dollars and ninety minutes and just stare at a wall, it'll be more fun.