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The Batman (2022)
3/10
This is NOT a batman movie
4 March 2022
Warning: Spoilers
@R O B I N Batman acts like an edgy emo child throughout the entire movie; Bruce Wayne is supposed to be a man and a millionaire playboy, not an antisocial outcast. His relationship with Alfred was all types of wrong in the movie to the point where Alfred has to treat him as if he's taking care of a spoiled brat.

He bumbles around the entire movie, missing landings ontop of large truckbeds, never using any real gadgets, depends on his armor instead of his wit and skill to infiltrate locations, failing riddlers puzzle, among a few other things.

The characters have been blackwashed (Selina, Gordon, Falcone) and look nothing like they're supposed to. They don't make sense, either. Riddler is Asian for some reason who doesn't look or act like the riddler at all. No green, no question marks, etc. Riddler is supposed to be a mastermind and in this movie he acts like a brutish dumb thug. Selina is bisexual in the movie for some reason, but kisses batman shortly after he partner dies????

The film is shot in Sephia or whatever the filter is and it gave me a headache. The plot didn't make sense either and it was hard to keep up.
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Sinister (I) (2012)
1/10
Cringe
3 February 2022
Another supernatural mess that had the potential to be a good murder mystery type movie, only to devolve into cliche and predictable jumpscares. For goodness sake, the kids in the movie don't even look dead they just look like they're wearing halloween makeup.

And to top the cliche pie, they make this gesture with their mouth and finger like "shush", but it just comes off trying way too hard to be scary and instead looks stupid.

Guess I should've known better than to get my recommendations from mainstream media.
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