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Barbie (2023)
Good acting, good budget. Thats all that was good.
I think i laughed maybe twice. Michael cera was probably the best thing in the movie and he wasnt that funny here. Nothing made sense, there was a really random depiction of what i think was supposedly to be a stereotypical man but it was like a weird distorted version like a fever dream, just really off but just barely accurate enough to catch. I think it was supposed to be comedic. There was a random like half hour where they pretended only women have certain problems and that somehow realizing that broke the girls from a spell that men had put on them by acting in that feverish dream version of "manly". Overall it was just super weird and not that funny.
The Hyperions (2022)
Why is this rated R?
Ive seen pg rated movies with more violence, profanity and sexual references. This should be rated g if it wasnt for all the pointless language.
The entire film is incredibly lackluster. I checked the play time after what felt like over an hour and it was only 38 minutes into the film.
Carry Elwes. Was the only slightly decent thing in the entire film.
The score was just awful and came in and out at the most random times.
The action sequences looked like there was very little effort put in. Ive seen 12 year olds make better action videos for youtube on a single sunday afternoon.
The story was incredibly predictable and lacked substance.
The comedy was very little and spread out, barely noticeable and mostly cringy. It felt like it was made for very small kids but was drawn out to fill a run time.
Don't Look Up (2021)
I was saddened because of how bad it was
2 hours of my life I will never get back. The comedy was incredibly dull. If they made it a serious film it would have been much better, but the horrible jokes ruined every moment that could be taken seriously. If it was going to be funny they should have put different actors in and changed a lot of the scripting. If they were trying to make a serious film the cast was decent, but the "comedy" aspect ruined it.
The only decent character comes in about an hour and a half into the movie, all the rest of the characters are rather vile and despicable.
The animation was pretty good, however the astronomics and simple physics were pretty off, at one point the comet is shown entering the atmosphere (extremely slowly mind you) and burning up, then again a few minutes (not sure why it was going so fast but took so long to fall) it wasn't burning anymore. If you're in to astronomy it will bother you for various reasons such as the comet is supposed to be heading directly towards earth yet has an impossibly long tail
There was a lot of completely pointless nudity at the end, so its not for kids, but its too illogical for adults so im not sure what they were trying to do
The political agenda is extremely evident and the same old tired "oh them darned republicans are stupid" humor is incredibly over done. I get that it's ironic the party they depict as the dumb one but the same joke in every movie is just getting annoying at this point.
What Is a Woman? (2022)
I dont like matt walsh, and his humor is very abrasive but it was very good
Matt walsh is a very abrasive person. I dont like his humor, but this documentary is very well done and certainly a must watch for everyone. It brings to light all the questions that people from all walks of life are scared to ask and consider.
Turning Red (2022)
Was worse than I expected
I came in with low expectations after seeing the obnoxious trailers. The movie itself was even worse than the trailers made it look. There was nothing wholesome, just a fast paced collage of try-hard humor that over did it to the point that nothing was funny. The soundtrack was awful as well. Obnoxious is the best one word description. I couldn't even finish and I wish I could get the time I wasted back.
Arrested Development (2003)
Brilliantly hilarious
A very unique and hilarious humor. The show doesnt lose momentum either which is a rare occurrence in comedies. Michael Cera's character is especially funny in this series.
Friends (1994)
Wasted my time
This is the most overrated thing i have seen. Jokes are terrible, (i think i only laughed once the whole series and it was just kind of a huff rather than a laugh) characters are terrible and all extremely annoying. Storylines are boring. Best part is the intro which is meh.
The Office (2005)
Absolute classic
With how wimpy and whiny America has become this show did not age well... or did it age better because it triggers people who can't handle true comedic art? This absolute classic is a must watch.
Midnight Mass (2021)
Why is this so highly rated?
Poor special effects, poor scripting, excruciatingly slow build up, plotholes, strange unexplained happenings which have no significance to the plot, rather dull acting, why is this so highly rated? It felt like the creators wanted a reason to twist and blaspheme different religions so they made this but threw in some vampires to make it a little more entertaining.