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The Big Bang Theory: The Conference Valuation (2019)
Way too much Bernadette
I love this show, but it really has become Bernadette overload. Her irritating voice and abrasive personality was tolerable in small doses but it's become less and less of a background distraction and more of an episode by episode irritation. She has become a nauseating and belittling bully. Imagine if this was a male character talking to his wife this way. The internet would have had a breakdown. It's clear they're all in it for the humongous paycheck by this point but giving her character so much screen time when she definitely should have been the annoying voiced character we see occasionally (like Lois in family guy) makes it drag to the finish rather than sprint.
Doom Asylum (1987)
Worth it for Kristen
Yeah, it's pretty horrific. The killer is one of the most irritating ever, but Kristen Davis. Damn. Spending the bulk of the film in a skin tight swimsuit and big dorky glasses, she is worth the price of admission on her own.
Family Guy: HBO-No (2022)
Pathetic
The game of thrones paradox was almost as bad as the tragically awful last two real life GOT episodes. The wokeness hasn't been funny for a long time. It's pathetic. Seth used to be a lefty who sat on the fence but now it's gone full wokeville.
Wedding Crashers (2005)
The woke are missing the point (as usual)
Seeing the woke mob (who were probably barely born when this film came out) chastising it for its portrayal of the two lead characters living their seemingly fun, single lives, that is mainly bedding women and having a great time, really didn't understand the point of the film. Yes, there are many laughs along the way, and as a guy it seems like they're having a lot of fun, but if they finished the film, which many don't even bother to do before running to the internet to cry, you'd see that their whole lifestyle was fun at times but mainly depressing and empty until they met the right person and realised that said former lifestyle was a sad, empty existence. That's how films work 'woke kids'. Characters journey through the film and get to the end and they are changed for their experience. Not everything has to be plain sailing and nobody but you cares that you were offended by what you saw.
Family Guy: Lawyer Guy (2022)
The show is on its last legs
In a show that contains some of the most annoying moments, characters and re-used jokes ever, (Conway Twitty, chicken ect) Brick Baker stands alone. After a minute of hearing his irritating voice, and how after watching Mindhunter recently, how he reminds me of the Atlanta child killer, I could stand no more. This once great show has been bad for a while now, but I, and many others keep coming back. Coming back and hoping it returns to its a style of mocking both sides of politics, rather than the plainly evident ultra left wing rubbish it has now become. In subsequent rewatches, I can happily start from the beginning and stop at season 15/16 and not have to endure the woke change again.
Saved by the Bell (2020)
Another show ruined
Woke garbage attacking a beloved thirty year old TH show, and trying to appear smart in the process. I'm hardly surprised to see that the people involved in the Zack is trash videos were involved. Just an all round joke of a show. I hope the irony is not lost on them as the original SBTB continues to make money in re-runs, physical boxsets and other merch whilst this cancerous piece of garbage will hopefully disappear into forgotten history along with it's writers.
Censor (2021)
Fascinating opening 20
I love the first 20 minutes or so and the atmosphere it was building, but in it went off the rails so quickly it was hard to become emotionally involved with the story. I rarely say this, quite the opposite in fact, but the film could've done with being at least 20 minutes longer. It would've helped flesh out Enid's character a bit more and make her journey more plausible. It's funny that people say Jack Torrance goes off the rails too quickly in The Shining and that film is almost twice as long as this.
Uncharted (2022)
Scientifically impossible pandering
You lost me at Tati Gabrielle being stronger than Mark Wahlberg. I know it's 2022 and the internet doesn't like white men being prominent in any form, but your diverse choice of female besting the muscly badass that is Wahlberg is utterly pathetic.
Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City (2021)
Ridiculous
Did Stevie Wonder cast this film? That can be the only explanation for the guy playing Leon. Absolute madness. What's next, Dev Patel playing Abraham Lincoln?
Ted Lasso: Goodbye Earl (2021)
First bad episode
The Doctor was completely unbelievable. Let's shoehorn in a 'strong black woman' to bust some balls just for the sake of it. I loved last season but this is the first rubbish episode.
Family Guy: Pawtucket Pat (2020)
Liberal woke Hollywood strikes again
I remember when the show was far more care free on their politics than the lefty woke snowflake show it has become. Just a few seasons ago they were impaling school kids to Skynyrd for the right to tell a joke, now they're licking the backside of any far left news item that pops up. The days of Schindler's list scene parody's seem miles away from the liberal bile spew of the last few seasons.
Zack Morris Is Trash (2017)
Snowflakes
Welcome to 2020 where everything from a past era is looked at through 'woke' snowflake eyes. Pathetic.
Parks and Recreation: Leslie and Ron (2015)
Favourite episode!
Damn that had me in tears. I've been struggling to dislike Ron in the last few episodes as he's one of my favourites all the way through. The show needed this episode!