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The Three Musketeers (2023)
Great for an amateur dramatic production
This was the worst movie I've seen in a long while. A shockingly bad script with wooden performances for most of the cast.
The actor who played the character of D'Artagnan was simply dreadful. Like reading the script for the first time. Not that he should shoulder all the blame. It was like every one of the actors were doing this in their lunchtime.
James Cosmo should feel ashamed that he got himself involved in the abject failure. His agent should be spoken to.
In the context of all the other 'muskateer' movies, this one is easily the worst. I'm surprised they got the money to make it.
Dreadful.
The Green Knight (2021)
Not all it's cracked up to be.
Everyone seems to be getting frothed up about this movie. Of course Dev Patel is great, but unfortunately he's not enough to rescue this rather limp interpretation of an ancient tale.
The photography is beautiful but not exceptional, the acting such as it is, is mediocre and the script is... well, the script.
There's a rather surprising and unessessary 'cum shot'... You'll know what I mean when you see it.
The end is a damp squib.
All in all I wouldn't bother to be honest. Ignore the hype and save yourself some time to.watch something else.