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Better Call Saul Presents: Slippin' Jimmy (2022)
#SlippinJimmySweep
First show to have 1216 hundred slippillion viewers in the first microseconds #SlippinJimmySweep
After watching Slippin' Jimmy, i gave it a 10/10 and changed my review of Breaking Bad to 0/10.
Slippin Jimmy made me realize that my standards for TV shows were way too low. It has set a new bar that I doubt anyone will surpass, let alone reach.
Slippin' Jimmy sweeps the Emmy Awards while morbius sweeps the Oscars.
Morbius (2022)
To be fair, you need to have a very high IQ to understand Morbius (2022)
I went to watch this masterpiece with my wife Nina and dog Peppah. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Dr Michael's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - Morbius declining the Pulitzer Prize subtly referencing his personal philosophy which draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature. The real fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the story, to realise that this is not your everyday Marvel movie, Morbius has a deeper meaning about Life.
Every single second of this 4 hour 2 minute thriller was action packed - there were multiple times throughout the film when I forgot that I wasn't actually sitting alone in a cold and dark theatre.
As a consequence, people who dislike Morbius aren't that smart - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the subtle nuance in Dr Morbius' existential forehead tattoo "Damaged" which itself is a cryptic reference to Dostoevsky's Russian epic The Brothers Karamazov. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated "critics" scratching their heads in confusion as Zack Snyder's genius unfolds itself on their television screens.
The only thing that I can think of that's negative about this film is that there weren't enough cameos from the Marvel Cinematic Universe. I kept waiting for Dr Strange to open a portal and all my favourite superheroes would walk in like are we some kind of Suicide Squad? Where was Batman and Spiderman?
9.9/10.
Dexter: New Blood: Sins of the Father (2022)
I can go lower
Thanks writers and showrunners, after an unsatisfactory season 8 ending, the series is rebooted after a decade promising amends.
The season takes a very promising turn with the writers blue balling us again at the ending. My gripe is not with Dexter dying, just the poor writing - ketamine instead of M99, a backwards cop Angela googling and finding out the Bay Harbour Butcher who eluded the FBI and Miami's finest for years.
Such is the curse of Dexter and this just immortalises the writers and showrunners failures. You will be forever remember for destroying a series not once, but twice.
Clyde Phillips. Scott Reynolds. Valar Morghulis.