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Hak kuen (2006)
Great action with soul
Sure there where some rough spots but its a Kung fu movie after all. I would gladly choose this over any American Van Damme movie.
Great Kung Fu that almost never got boring and did not have the same lame win win win loose build up again and win curve that all the other movies have. Plus The "captain" was a great character that added to the movie a lot.
I don't see how martial arts lovers can look down on this movie, maybe I have missed something? I saw Flash Point yesterday (dubbed witch did not help) and that movie was a real kids movie compared to this one.
A very sympathetic protagonist. Great action and some funny moments.
Postal (2007)
This movie sucks Bolls!!
There is not even a hint of anything funny in this movie.
There is just an endless flow of fat women and dildo jokes. If that is your thing this is the movie for you.
Even though the game was pretty bad, this movie is worse. And I don't have a problem with violence, sex or non PC remarks. But this is just silly, even Scary movie 4 has more quality than this movie.
And yes of course this was a crappy movie from day 1. But Im sure that any other director would have made something better with the time and money that was put into this.
I was hoping that this movie was gonna fit Uwe Boll, but it did not.
Andromeda (2000)
What are you guys talking about?!
Andromeda isn't even Scifi. Its fantasy, like star wars. It set in a Scifi looking world, but there is no substance. Only a lot of bad acting and childish story's Some of you Ppl say you like Star trek but love Andromeda. Shame on you. Even Deep space nine has more heart than Andromeda. I'm glad that Gene was lucky enough to come up with Star Trek since a lot of his other ideas are crap.
Series like Andromeda is what gives Scifi a bad name. Just a lot of flashy lights and ugly costumes. And a main character that is some kind of superhero without any depth at all. He can do anything has no flaws. While the other crew mates just run around and look weird.
If you compare it to Star Trek TNG that deal with really existential and moral problems and encounter thought provoking anomalies. That often are rotted in real science.
Although a lot of the scientific terms are often outdated or wrong, but compared to those in Andromeda its almost a science documentary.
And I'm not saying that everything has to be scientifically correct to be good. But this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Andromeda. To feel that your immersed in a story you have to have some feel of that this is real. I just cant believe in something as silly as the Andromeda future.
I just cant understand how anyone under ten could like this crap.
Feast (2005)
Really Great Monster Movie
Brutal funny extreme i like it! Its like they have taken a classic monster movie script and made it into something new, but making fun of some of the common traits off a monster movie. I think the monsters are a bit to comical at times, and then i don't mean what they do as much as what they look like. Towards the end it gets better thou. Its almost as if this movie was made for me. All my favorite elements are there. Monsters(that don't just go around killing people), people fighting to stay alive, funny parodies off monster film story lines, a lot off gore and senseless brutal violence.
Its good that there are no famous actors in this movie, well the guy with the pink sweet pants off I've seen before.
A killer movie with all my favorite elements!