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Tomb of the Werewolf (2004)
Porn VHS Companies Should Not Create Horror Movies!
WARNING! Do not be fooled by the fancy graphics on the DVD cover. It's a trap! Put this movie back on the shelf immediately! Proceed to the nearest bathroom, and wash your hands with a combination of gasoline and steel wool.
This steaming pile is nothing more than a porn producer's attempt at making a horror movie. Think of Tomb of the Werewolf as a porno with "actors" wearing Halloween masks bought from their local hardware store. This production company should be hanged with a latex werewolf dildo, toot sweet!
Note: I think there should be a federal law put into place. DVD covers should represent the actual content of their movies. The cover on this DVD is a case of pure fraud!
Ghost Rider (2007)
Spawn + Blade + Electra bad guys = Ghost Rider
When I first seen the internet trailers for this movie, I was seriously pumped up for Ghost Rider. Then after seeing more and more footage from the television commercials, with Nicholas Cage's limited acting range which never seems to improve between films (Gone in 60 seconds, Snake eyes, etc.), I got that somewhat familiar "Hollywood slapped something together to make a quick buck" feeling. You know that sinking feeling you get in your stomach when the family pet dies? Whelp, Hollywood has again proved that leaning on the CGI crutch, and skimping on a solid script, makes crappy movies! This film could have been the next Blade for crying out loud! All it really boils down to is a two hour advertisement for a sequel one that will never be made - because the ticket sales will not be enough to warrant a Ghost Rider II. So I have to ask
"Why bother making this mediocre piece of junk? Why Hollywood, WHY!?!" If you've seen Blade, Spawn, and Electra you pretty much know what to expect from the Ghost Rider movie. Do yourself a favor and wait till Ghost Rider comes out on DVD.