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Yôkoso jitsuryoku shijô shugi no kyôshitsu e (2017)
Different but a little boring
A great main protagonist can sometimes maje the show better and this is a good example, this show works because the MC the rest of the cast it's boring and i can say this because i watched the 3 seasons, the problem with the show its thats nothing interesting happens, its kinda meh to be honest, but that's fine I guess, the storyline in season 3 its kinda forgettable and not very good definitely the worst season of the bunch, i hope season 4 its better because im kinda wanting to drop this if the show don't improve ok, lets hope that's the case because season 3 bored me a lot and i don't appreciate that.
Coup de chance (2023)
I have seen this before
A average last movie from a legendary director, he is not a good human being but he is a good director ok. Im not a fan of the guy but sometimes we need to divide the art from the artist like in this sad case, Allen last movie ever is a forgettable french movie with awful directions and script its a shame to be honest for such legendary director but its ok i guess he didn't deserved a good last movie because he is not a good guy, but overall the acting and direction script were atrocious this feels like a halmark movie made fro grannies. What an awful piece of media tbh, just sad and pathetic Ok.
The Trip to Bountiful (1985)
Beautiful
What a very beautiful little movie from the 80s, this is just a very charming movie with a lot of personality and im glad Page won the Oscar with this movie agter 8 nominations, she is definitely a legendary actress and she deserves the world in probably her most complex character, she is just full of life and a joy to watch her adventures and im happy that's i watched this with my momma today, she is not that old as the character of Page but she is still kinda old, she enjoyed the movie more that me and i love that, she never watches movies so i was happy watching her watch the movie ok nice.
Atlas (2024)
A very mediocre one
Everything that they told you about this movie is true, its just a very forgettable movie with ok special effects, Lopez its like always a pain to look, she is not a very charismatic person and she its not a movie star, she is maybe a music star i don't really know because im not a girl and i don't listen to her music to be honest, she is just always with the same face and she kinda looks bored, Ben didn't teacher her any acting tips, they were only doing you know what, so that's a problem specially with the other good character of sterling K Brown, he is just a most charming human being and he should be the protagonist.
Ragna Crimson (2023)
Average anime
A very average anime with a basic protagonist, the anime shines because of Crimson, an amazing character and very funny and twisted, this character carries tue whole show, a show that has predictable villains and predictable backstory with a just ok animation, there is nothing Brilliant even the opening are kinda meh, but Crimson make the whole show less of a pain to be honest and lets nit forget that this show is 25 episodes because the first one if one hour of duration, that's a lot of content, the loli girl from tue beginning she just disappears for some reason, that's weird but ok overall 7/10 a meh anime with a great character throwing in there.
Poolman (2023)
A mess From Pine
Directorial debut and a mess, i dont think Chris Pine can be a very successful director, he is not a director material to be honest and i can see that here clearly, this was sad to watch, the incredible award winning cast is just sad to look, Pine needs to continue his action carrer and stop with this nonsense, he is not Bradley Cooper, he is not a good filmmaking, i hope he can understand that and continue to work in his amazing acting skills, Dungeons and dragons last year was amazing and funny, that's the things Pine needs to be doing and not this waste of cast and locations, its just a mess.
Pink Flamingos (1972)
Sick and not ok
Nothing about this is ok am actually calling the authorities right now, the director needs to be investigated because something is wrong with his mind and he need to pay for their crimes, everything about this movie is disgusting, the camera the acting and everything looks very bad, he is going to pay believe me, we need to make this s movie disappear and buried before a kid of a young catholic young meen find it, so lets work as a Society to find the culprit and make him pay with prision of some kind of community work, these is not ok and im actually very shock about this, they need to find god.
Vicky Cristina Barcelona (2008)
A very sexual movie
This movie is horny and that's good, this is the best example of a horny movie and the music its very good in everything its doing and that's the stuff that we like about relationships, Spain its just a beautiful country
, its not like that anymore, the city is a dumb right now thanks to some immigrants and some bad decisions of politicians, but overall its not a hood city anymore my guys so dont go there, the music is basic af but that's expected of a Woddy Allen overrated director, this is genius and this is probably the best of his filmography of films by a mile, perfect movie in my sad opinion.
The Tattooist of Auschwitz (2024)
Sad
This is another holocaust sad history and its very tragic with some very good performances in of the two leads, its very good acted and Harvey Keitel and the last of us girl are very good too, this show has the perfect length and its just kinda very well made, the locatioyin Poland looks very realistic i can't believe that this show looks very good because we are talking about peacock and they are not very good in making shows and obviously they Dont have a lot of movies and that's just amazing guys, congratulations to Peacocks first good show and let's pretend more shows like this are happening.
Tarot (2024)
Boring
Very boring movie to be honest, there is nothing interesting just predictable horror stuff for teenagers with kinda populars actors from marvel and some teen stuff, so that's ok I guess m, its just not for me that's why i put 5/10 no bad no good, let the boys and kids decide, ok so i just going to go and pretend i didn't see this movie that's what im doing my guys so goodbay and lets enjoy movies ok, let's pretend we are happy and pretend we like every movie ever, lets not fight over stuff like this, they are some dumb movies and that's ok, so lets just enjoy things ok, let's pretend are good.
Lifeboat (1944)
Very ok
There is no scary stuff or interesting stuff happening in this movie its kinda disappointing to be honest, this os not the Hitchcock that i know, the cast is not interesting and i didn't understand the ending maybe because im kinda a slow and pathetic person, im so alone guys, the only thing i do is watching movies so im kinda an expert in reviewing movies so that's sad and pathetic, but its ok guys if you want to know my problems that's what im writing in here and im not know what else to say about this stuff im so depressed so its not a big deal my guys ok, lest celebrate movies ok that's ok.
Friday the 13th (1980)
A classic
What a nice little movie for the family, now its not scary its just a dumb scary film and that's ok because with the very old effects and fake blood its easy for the little ones to watch, my daughter is 7 and she loved the film, of course she us not watching one of the most modern friday 13 but this very old it's ok because it looks fake af, and she just laughs at the scenes, congratulations to the cast, they are pretty damn good overall even Bacon and i don't like him very much in other movies, he is always a bad guy this is a shock to me, he is very old because this movie is from 1980 he is old but he looks good.
The First Omen (2024)
Interesting and well made movie
This is the better nun vatican possession movie of the year and second place is Immaculate, this is very scary and very disgusting movie not for weak hearts, there are some very bloody and disgusting scenarios in this film, i was actually pretty sick watching this and of course this is the beginning of the omen one of the best horror franchises of all time, it was a very satisfying ending to be honest, i hope there are no sequels or more of this this is the perfect finale and that's ok, less is sometimes better than more, small is better than big if you know what i mean, overall pretty good 79/100.
Undead Unluck (2023)
Funny and weird
Very solid and weird over the too anime with a messy story and very interesting and complex characters in a very ricj and interesting post apocalyptic world full of danger and scary powers that can take your life in an instant of weakness and it has a very dark vive to it, specially the main duo, they are weird and very interesting to be honest, they are kinda scary and weird to look but i just love them, this is not a gem of an anime its just an enjoyable piece of medía with something mediocre and something very good animation not gonna lie i cried a little with one of the backstory, has good villains too.
Back to Black (2024)
Ok biopic
Another biopic of a musician, this one same as the Bob Marley ine is nothing interesting and just the basic history that all we knew, she was a very talented artist but with demons that cost her life, the actress playing here its very believable as the author of one of the best albums of all time, she doesn't look like her to be honest but she its her, she is amazing and her voice its very good too, i love this actress since the tv show industry, she has a lot of potential and a lot of future i hope she has a successful carrer, this is a little better than the boring Bob Marley just because Amy is a more interesting person.
The Mosquito Coast (1986)
Boring
I didn't like it, its ok if you liked but this is not for me, the main family is pathetic and not interesting and its just not a good movie to enjoy with the kids, it's nothing happening and it just complain after complaining I don't know why Ford consider this his best performance over other more complex like Blade Runner or Indiana Jones to be completely honest, Heleen Mirren is wasted in this movie and she just the typical worrying lady, this dude it's not a genius, he is kinda of a loser putting his family at risk just for his fragile little ego, what a coward of a man he is, no my dude, man up and do good things for your family and do this kind of stuff alone when you have vacations from your office job, be a man.
Sugar (2024)
Nice
I love this kind of show, Colin is great as the titular character, he is strong but not too strong, he is handsome but not too handsome, he is smart but not too smart and he is an alien, everyone is some kind of blue skin alien for sone reason, this has everything ñ, action, suspense, blood, comedy and everything works to be honest, even the intro is an amazing aquarela picture type of intro, the rest of the cast is great too specially Kirby as the main lead friend, he is very good in this stuff, and the duration of the episodes its just perfect for someone busy as me, overall great. Goodbay guys, watch this on Apple.
The Bodyguard (1992)
Romantic movie well made
I don't know why this was nominated for razzies, its actually not that bad. Its actually pretty enjoyable romance and very charismatic leads with a lot of chemistry, overall it has action, suspense, romance, and a very good revelation near the end, it's actually very good, an above average, love Whitney very much she is amazing and very well actress, and i hope you enjoy this movie as much as i did, i just love a Good romance movie of the 80s-90s and this is perfect for the whole family and i think its a well deserved classic with a great soundtrack and a very warming feel, ok this is all my review, thanks.
Civil War (2024)
Amazing movie by Garland
The best Garland Movie since Ex Maquina, this is real guys this is happening and americans are blind are and they think everything its fine in their country but its not, everything is not good but they pretend everything is normal and thats sad,
The scary scene with Pleemons it's hunting me, Dunst, Morua and Cailee are amazing and they always have emotions in their faces, this movie is tragic and has a lot of messages for the American people, and that's why its one of the most important movies of our times, the photography and script are top notch and the suspense is always present, fantastic fourth movie by Garland.
Shangri-La Frontier: Kusoge Hunter, Kamige ni Idoman to su (2023)
Didn't undertand
Do know why have positive reviews to be honest, its a pretty average and mediocre anime with anime above average animation, there is no real danger like solo leveling, there is no drama not complicated stuff, nor romance, not funny stuff it just a very ok anime virtual reality game with a vey forgettable plot and characters, anime fans need to be more demanding and ask for better stuff, this is not good, and they are giving good reviews only because of the pressure other otakus are putting in webs like mu animelist, and that's just sad af to be honest, that's not good and we need to do better than that ok.
Frances Ha (2012)
Beautiful movie
Very black and white looking new city, it was just very beautiful to be honest, the acting by the lead director of Barbie was sweet and charrming, she steal's this movie and she is very charismatic and very sweet andd happy and unhappy at the same time just like me, im miserable sometimes but i smiles because that's the only way to survive this awful world just like Frances and her beautiful smile, she is an amazing actress and director and i love her very much for obvious reasons, ok goodbay thanks for watching my review of this very old movie, 2012 was years ago and this feels amazing to watch.
Música (2024)
Interesting
I watched this because of the riverdale girl and that's all, she is pretty, don't care about anything else, so lets talk about tue different outfits she wears
Lets stars with the beautiful green dress with a beautiful hair accesory,so elegantly beautiful
Now lets talk about the basic pants and shirt she wears at 45:35 runtime, she looked amazing in that too
The final outfit its just amazing m, beautiful black shirt with boots, just beautiful, her hair its looking amazing as always, congratulations to the makeup artist, lets continue with the premier outfit she wore in the premier, amazing too.
Franklin (2024)
Funny and awkward
Michale Douglas as Franklin is one of the weirdest casting choices of all time, its weird and Awkward, he is doesn't look and act as Benjamin, he is just Douglas doing an impersonating Benjamin, that's sad, this show takes place in France and it's always obscure, there is not sun there, there is always this mist in every shot, i went to Paris last year and there is not like that, its very sunny, the plot here its just people talking to trying to convince someone to join or to do something, there are just talking and talking and its tired to be honest
The grandson of Benjamin is just a filler he and his plot line of him trying ti fix with his new cool friend, a very average show tbh.
Die Hard with a Vengeance (1995)
My favorite of the trilogy
Love this movie, one of the best bro movies and a pioneer of action movies in the 90s its just an amazing piece of media and congratulations to the director and cast for making an amazing movie with a lot of funny moments and im so sad its over, i want more of this but the other two movies are bad i don't like them, i miss Bruce Willis and i wish a he is in pace with his family and friends and his little galgo doggy, love the man i i don't want him to suffer, ok so this is me saying goodbay, just watch this movie please, its a very special movie for me and for my papa, its for the whole family.
The Fall Guy (2024)
Fun and silly
Another good movie by Leitch, he is a very good action director, the other department lack of course but overall this was a very enjoyable experience, Gosling and Blunt are amazing but they are not compatible as a movie couple at least for me, the action sequences are very good especially the neon in the club and the one in the trailers, they are pretty good Gosling is really an action star and a very handsome fellow, the villains are also very good but a little cliqué, they are just your typical bad gys but both actors (Johnson and the apple tv show football show girl) are nice and very charismatic
Overall pretty damn good and maybe as good as bullet train.