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Three Thousand Years of Longing (2022)
Unbelievably Captivating
This movie is one of the greatest movies ever made in at least the past decade. That is based on the story telling alone. From the beginning it brings you in, only wanting more. The writers and the director deserve top accolades for this masterpiece. It takes you on an unexpected journey and you never know what's around the next corner. The acting from all characters is absolutely stunning. This film is deep and will move you in many directions. It ends with emotions you get from being so submersed in the storyline. I couldn't recommend this enough. If you're contemplating watching this, take the time and do it because it's unforgettable.
Hell House LLC Origins: The Carmichael Manor (2023)
Poorly Done
Why is it that this production company finds the worst actors and writers? It reminds me of soap opera actors that are overly dramatic. For some reason they can't find good actors that can act natural in front of the camera. Incredibly clichè moments and poor writing is why I gave it 3 stars, and that was being generous. I'm shocked they haven't run out of money yet because they haven't had a good movie since the first Hell House. The series has consistently gone down hill since then. I had high hopes for this one but, I was very disappointed. I will be skipping the next installment, if and when it happens. Skip this one if you're contemplating watching and find something reliable because this certainly isn't it.
Five Nights at Freddy's (2023)
Five Nights at Clichès
This could have been so much better. If the acting had more heart and the storyline was better written. It was cliche after cliche. Can't writers come up with something new, ever? It's like there's not even a need for writers anymore because they all tell the same story in one way or another. It's incredibly monotonous having to watch the same thing being told over and over. I guess they say around and said what can we take from every movie ever and throw it together in a poor fashion. I gave it 3 stars for the cinematography and the special effects. Don't waste your time, you've seen this before.
My Big Fat Greek Wedding 3 (2023)
Wasted a Good Movie Series
This movie had so much potential from the previous movies but, was ruined. A 3rd grade class could have come up with a better plot than this atrocity. Whoever wrote the storyline needs to get another job because it was cliche after cliche. Oh, don't forget to throw a "non binary" main character in there to keep up with the times. If there's a 4th (hopefully not) I'll know to do more important things instead, like clipping my toenails. This could have been a funny movie but I guess the director and writers had other plans. I almost feel bad for the actors. If you're thinking about watching this, don't.
Bogus (1996)
Wonderful Movie
How can someone give this film a low rating? It's a very moving story. It has it's humorous moments but, it's a story that will bring a tear to your eye. My grandma bought me this movie on VHS when it came out, and ever since then it's been a favorite of mine. I'm not a fan of Whoopi's personal views but, she is a great actress and I have always thought so. Jumpin' Jack Flash, The Associate, are some of her best and this included. They most certainly do not make movies like they used to. This film will be at anything in the theater nowadays. For all the critics of this movie, do you have a heart?
Family Guy: The Bird Reich (2023)
Liberal writing at it's finest
This episode was just blatant with their hatred for conservatives and regular people. Name dropping DJT Jr. And calling "40%" of Americans Nazis was absolutely disgusting. This show actually used to be funny. Now it's become so political, it's hard to watch. What's actually comical is the people writing this garbage are on strike and want more money. Can't forget to drop Fox News in the episode in a negative manner, it's totally acceptable. But, they never make fun of leftists or Joe Biden. You won't see them insult CNN because they regurgitate all the nonsense they believe. The hypocrisy is that everything they accuse conservatives of doing, is what THEY are actually doing. I'll be waiting to see an episode on Hunter Biden smoking crack in a hotel room with prostitutes.