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10/10
Probably the greatest movie of a Shakespearean play - Larger than life & Haunting
22 September 2013
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I was trying to think of what adjectives I could use to describe this absolute masterpiece - by far the best of Welles' movies - and perhaps the word that suits it best is "haunting". The movie has a very odd quality from the first minutes, it seems as though we are looking through a window INTO this very time of 15th century England, and watching real people go through ordinary and extraordinary dramas and foibles. The sense is one of overwhelming nostalgia for a golden past, forever lost, and in kings and heroes and rascals who are far larger than life.

The performances are simply remarkable, from John Gielgud's guilt ridden, anguished king who grieves that his past sins have caught up with him in the person of his unruly son, Keith Baxter as that son, Prince Hal - good looking and full of mischief - and yet coldly imperious when the time comes to reject a great friend and mentor. Norman Rodway as Hotspur, captures the very essence of that epic warrior...and Orson Welles give his greatest performance as that epitome of hedonistic innocence....Sir John Falstaff.

I love this movie and could watch it every week. The production, despite the flaws of sound (which actually ADD to the sense of reality to me), is amazing - the sets are perfectly atmospheric - even touches like the flourishes of trumpets that punctuate Harry Percy's rant, are simply...perfect.

Perhaps what impresses me most here, is that like Olivier, Welles had the rare ability to CONTROL the plays and manage them, rather than be managed BY them. It's hard to explain, but these men became like co- creators with Shakespeare.

I cannot recommend this film highly enough. If you see only ONE play of Shakespeare on film, let it be this one. It will show you what a genius can do with the material of another genius.
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The Hollow Crown (2012–2016)
5/10
Mediocre at Best - Watch Orson Welle's Falstaff - Chimes at Midnight instead
22 September 2013
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Maybe it is unfair of me to write a review as I've only seen the first entry, Richard II, but from the previews it seems to set the standard. While I appreciate the effort to mount such a Shakespearean production, and there are fine actors here such as Jeremy Irons, and Patrick Stewart, etc., the overall effect is very flat and disappointing. In the attempt to seem "natural" the creators have forgotten that this is...THEATER in solid caps, and was never meant to seem "natural". Perhaps I am not critiquing the actors as much as the production - the only productions of these plays I have seen that really work as theatrical and philosophical pieces are Orson Welle's Falstaff and Olivier's Richard III. The styles are very different but they both, artistically, transport one to a completely different era, in all ways. Welles especially knew how to handle Shakespeare in a way that he, Welles, is in charge of the plays - not they in charge of him. By all means, watch this BBC production, but if you want to see how it really should be done - see the two films I recommend. The BBC versions will seem like stale beer besides them.
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Cutthroat Kitchen (2013– )
1/10
Horrible, simply horrible - no redeeming value of any kind
8 September 2013
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I forced myself to watch two episodes of this just to be fair....display of naked a..hole-ism. The last one I just watched, which prodded me to write this, which featured a chef named Brian, just simply appalled me. This is not about good cooking or inventiveness or even a real competition - it's about just being a nasty, vicious, spiteful, disgusting A..HOLE. Seriously, if I lost this competition to this really nasty Brian person, I would have spat on him. There are some things one doesn't do for money, even in America, and I'd rather lose one cooking show than live my whole life as a pathetic...well....a..hole.

This show appeals to the absolute WORST in human nature, and I guess I don't enjoy watching that and I won't be watching it again. It is true that the Food Network has too many competition shows, and not enough prime time shows that actually show normal people how to cook. Instead they are wasteful and I'm just sick of the hyper-competitiveness to cook effete and pointless dishes. This show is the absolute worst though. Alton Brown, you should be really ashamed of this.

Hopefully this review will be published as I think this needs to be read - especially by the Food Network. You've hit bottom, guys.
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Knowing (2009)
10/10
Great & Profound Sci-Fi
11 March 2013
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This is such an excellent movie that I cannot help but wonder if these negative reviews are part of a deliberate campaign to bury this movie. Or the public has become so incredibly stupid that they cannot understand a truly profound film.

There are spoilers ahead:

"Knowing" is a mystery thriller that results in the literal end of the world, in a way that might actually happen some day . A strange, morbid little girl deposits a slip of paper with dozens of lines of numbers on it, into her school's time capsule. When the capsule is opened 50 years later, Cage's son gets her envelope and Cage, an MIT scientist who has recently lost his wife, becomes fascinated by this series of numbers. He has revealed up to this point that he believes life is random, without meaning or purpose. As most people would however, he instinctively tries to find a pattern or purpose to the numbers -what did this girl mean? His attention is drawn to a series of figures that he realizes represents 9/11. He then comes to understand that part of the number string represents significant dates with mass deaths. This leads to his eventual discovery that some people CAN indeed foretell the future, horrifyingly so, but that even such knowledge, doesn't mean we can prevent it! The point of the movie ultimately is that there is both purpose and meaning in life but much of life is pre-determined. That is a philosophical issue that Cage assigns his class to ponder in their term paper - determinism vs randomness, which reflects the despair in his own mind after losing his wife.

Many of the "plot holes" really aren't. Viewers didn't understand or missed, parts of the movie. For example:

1. Picking only these "white" children. This is not true at all. Cage's boy at the end says that the aliens can only take those "who have heard the call". This could be children...or adults (as the original girl Lucinda continued to hear the call as an adult but killed herself in despair instead of waiting). We just don't see who else might have been saved as the story focuses on Cage and these two children. We DO see that there are MANY ships leaving Earth that could have BOTH children and adults who have "heard the call".

These could be of ALL racial and ethnic backgrounds as they are leaving different places on Earth, and there could also be adults to raise the children on the new Earth (or the aliens might have done this).

2. The aliens not being able to communicate or looking like Billy Idol clones. They had to adopt a relatively "acceptable" human disguise and they came up with the 80's punk look. No matter what they picked it would have been dated at some point and the filmmakers had to pick something that would make them stand out from "normal" people.

The aliens DO communicate...to those who can HEAR them, which probably is some kind of evolutionary leap. That is why they are only interested in THOSE people. Maybe the others are just part of why the world is so screwed up and the ones who can "hear" have a chance to create a different world.

3. Why give the future to a little girl to have it coded into streams of numbers and not tell people directly? Because the aliens DIDN'T give the information to Lucinda or people like her.....they were able to hear or intuit it in some manner and that is what distinguishes them as potential survivors for a new human race. Lucinda probably wasn't the ONLY one, but the movie had to have a focal point for the plot to revolve upon. Lucinda created this mystery as she picked up on these dates and numbers and put them into some kind of order out of chaos...which is what humans do.

4. Why didn't the aliens warn the world in general? Why didn't they STOP the end of the world? Because they could only take those who could "hear the call". Despite their advanced technology, they could not stop the solar flare as it's too big an event, nor could they take the entire human race, so some selection criteria was necessary. They picked those they thought would survive in a new world.

Even if they DID warn the world in general....there was nothing that could be done to change the situation or save everyone, and it would only have caused more panic.

Some ascribe cruelty to separating children from their parents, but this is a "salvage" operation, where only a few can be taken. The visions imparted to the children help them understand the gravity of the situation so they can prepare themselves psychologically.

5. Another criticism is that the behavior of Cage's character throughout this crisis is "implausible". This is ridiculous. How on earth does one behave during a plane crash....or the END OF THE WORLD????? No one knows. There could be a vast array of potential responses but the primary response that Cage shows repeatedly is the desire to save others and to prevent their pain and death. That is perhaps, the best, and most noble human impulse. Cage's actions may actually have saved lives and be part of the calculation of the death total for that event. At the end, when Cage goes to his father's house, he has become reconciled....to his father, to the end of life, to fate. For each of us, our death IS the End of the World and we must learn to accept it.

THIS IS A GREAT AND PROFOUND MOVIE that makes you think. It shows the end of the world, but it is a movie about faith. Those who have none and can conceive of none will probably hate it. But "everyone else" should give it a chance.
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America Unearthed (2012– )
3/10
Disappointing....more fake History drivel
11 January 2013
I give this show a 3 just for some entertainment value, but maybe I should give it something lower for being so misleading. History and archaeology are full of mysteries and conflicting theories, as they should be and all of these should be examined openly. I have the most OPEN of open minds and am willing to belief that civilization is FAR older - by thousands, if not tens of thousands of years, than is currently believed.

That said, I watched the show last night about an alleged "Englishman" being buried in the desert with a runic gravestone and all the furor Wolter created around this. Pure codswallop. I know something about runes, not enough to read the inscription itself, but enough to know that these were probably not Anglo Saxon runes, but Nordic runes, and even if they were Anglo Saxon - Englishmen had stopped using runes in favor of the Latin alphabet by the 12th century (after the Norman conquest. No one would have used these. If someone had gone to all the effort of carving out that inscription (his buddy was carrying a chisel around with him?), it would have been in Latin alphabet (as we use now) in Old English or in Latin (Latin most likely as it was the universal tongue).

And then to go to England to allegedly hunt down this Hurech was ridiculous - there was no evidence tying Peter de Hurech to some alleged body in the American desert. While some Englishmen did use surnames at that time (my own family has an ancient surname in Yorkshire), most people did not and just went - as someone said, by Christian names or nicknames.

The episode presented no proof of any of the allegations and was as realistic as Tolkien's hobbits. It is a shame that the HISTORY channel is presenting this bunk under its auspices and giving the merest conjecture and speculation, the lustre of legitimate archaeology. This is especially bad as so many young people watch these shows and don't know any better. We need to re-learn the value of PROOF.
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10/10
Bitterly funny and achingly sad, a remarkable movie!
28 May 2012
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I may be going overboard with the rating, but I would definitely give it no less than 8, and I want to encourage people to see this movie. I kind of rolled my eyes at the beginning as I thought it was a bit indulgent and over the top, but once the story got rolling, I was captivated by the lead character, British filmmaker Noah Arkwright, and his stumbling battle towards both sobriety and becoming a family man. Noah is so abrasive, profane and cynical, that while he's bitingly funny, at first you don't feel much sympathy. He reminded me of Gordon Ramsay. But when he's in the sober house and encounters the spirit of his mother, who died at his birth, I found myself deeply touched as well. We assume so much about people but it turns out we really don't know them at all and why they turned out a certain way. Noah meets the right woman and has a lovely child, but his past life of debauchery starts to catch up with him in the form of recurrent bouts of cancer. Even at its darkest this film never loses its humor or its humanity. The last half hour or so can be quite harrowing with Noah's medical treatments, but it's never depressing. The end is really, really well done and surprising, and really touched me. I don't think I will ever forget this film, and I'm eager to find my own copy now. A truly great film about addiction, sickness, spirituality, and the healing power of love.
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10/10
My kind of valley!!!
20 December 2011
Love, love, love this movie. Yeah, it's corny, some of the acting is over the top, the music is terrible,(aside from the haunting theme sung by Dionne Warwick) and the the atmosphere might best be described as "overripe". But this movie is a true icon of my favorite decade, the 60s, in which I spent my childhood, forever regretting that I was too young to be a hippie or swinger. If I had a time machine....I would go back to the 60s in a heart beat. Anyone remember F U N? In VOTD, the girls are beautiful, the MEN are beautiful (in a greasy kind of way), the fashions and hair styles are 60s flamboyant and colorful (so great to see an era where style and primary colors co-exist in peaceful harmony) and the decors are wonderful. I actually love these girls - Anne, the prim, proper Ice Queen(Barbara Parkins who physically reminds me of Eleanor Bron of the same era); Neely (a marvelous Patty Duke probably playing herself) as a manic pill popper who foams at the mouth almost as much as Bruno Ganz' Hitler; and the absolutely ethereal and sweet, Jennifer (Sharon Tate), who makes really educational French art films. The true stand out here is Tate, who was breath-takingly beautiful, and just seemed like a really sweet person - I think her real personality came through in this role, which makes her tragic demise so painful to think upon. I would have loved to see her develop as an actress as I think she had a lot of natural talent well beyond her obvious pneumatic endowments. I can only imagine what must have been Polanski's searing pain at her loss in such a terrible way.

Let's get this movie's rating UP!!! It's a very enjoyable and consistently entertaining film with a nice quota of cat fights, suicides, near suicides, and plenty of ham. For me, this is a pleasure right up there with Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (Ebert's parody), and Showgirls.

Oh, and Catwoman with Halle Berry. It's hard to beat luscious, fashionably dressed women with stiletto tongues....
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Hugo (2011)
1/10
A HUGO Disappointment - Melies made better movies than this
4 December 2011
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I was frankly stunned at how BAD this movie is. The 3D is very well done, but like all the clockwork and machines the movie revels in, "Hugo" is technically brilliant, moves like an elegant automaton, and has NO heart or soul. It is dead and hollow within.

The "plot" is confusing, the script seems to be more dictated over a cell phone than written, the lead character looks like an animated corpse, and it is DULL, DULL, DULL, DULL, DULL. My boyfriend actually fell asleep. It is terrible that a technique such as 3D seems to have totally eliminated the need for a decent plot, script, characters, motivation and some essence of believability. Scorsese also has to re-learn the use of editing as the movie is too long by at least a half hour, and the pace limps slower than the villainous station cop's leg.

The acting was competent except for Sacha Baron Cohen who is nearly unwatchable as the aforementioned gendarme - if he would only get a wooden leg it would match the rest of his performance.

The "plot" manipulates emotions rather than inspires them, and is unbelievably pedantic. It's like watching Scorsese lecture a Film 101 class. ***SPOILER?*** I could not believe the scene in the library where the children actually PULL OUT A BOOK and start lecturing the audience about the history of movies up to that point. Stunningly awful.

The great irony is that George Melies made FAR FAR FAR greater movies, even with his limited technology than this putrid piece of dreck. "Hugo" is a shameful waste of $170 million dollars. The Melies clips are the ONLY part of this debacle that have life, art, wit, color, and are actually entertaining.

PULEEEZZZZZ....Marty....put down the camera for GOOD, and stay in the lecture hall. You have lost the ability to make captivating, interesting movies that speak to normal, living people. If you want to make a movie about Melies, or educate the audience....make a documentary.
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JFK (1991)
10/10
Simply phenomenal. One of the greatest films EVER made.
10 March 2011
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JFK is an astounding achievement. Stone has taken unbelievably dense, complicated, intricate webs - not merely one - but many - of conspiracy and deceit, and woven them into an ultimate truth. Even if there are some factual errors in the movie, the bottom line conclusion is powerfully and impeccably made - that Kennedy, and probably RFK and MLK, were murdered by powerful, highly placed monied interests in the US government who stood to lose unimaginable amounts of money (and corresponding power) if these men effectively directed our country towards peace rather than war. Whatever specific theory you believe (unless you believe the ridiculous Warren Commission report), the bottom line always comes down to the same conclusion....murder for money and power.

The movie is flawlessly done. Brilliantly written, compellingly directed, well acted, unbelievably well done editing. This is Stone's greatest film and one of the greatest movies EVER made in any country at any time. Well worth investing 3.5 hours of your time if you can bear to contemplate some ultimate truths about political power and malice.
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8/10
Another great pre-code WB with a conscience
22 January 2011
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I just saw this movie on Turner (thank God for Turner or there'd be nothing to watch!) and really, surprisingly, enjoyed it. I wasn't expecting much, but it's hard to miss with early Cagney and pre-code Warners Brothers.

This movie is about a gang of slum kids who are sent to a cruelly run reformatory. There are several ethnic stereotypes - the Jewish father more interested in his business than his kid, the Black father who can barely speak coherently, etc., but I think the movie overcomes the stereotypes with its depictions of the kids' lives in the prison school. I especially liked how the black kid, Farina from the Our Gang comedies, is allowed to be a real person who comforts one of the white kids on their first scary night there, and then is allowed to become a lawyer in the all juvenile run courtroom that Cagney allows them to create. There are many touching scenes here about how the boys relate to each other and develop solidarity and understanding, while facing their common enemy in the evil warden.

The movie puts a lot of faith in the socially progressive ideas that Cagney's gangsterish character, and the school's nurse profess. Basically they think that if the kids can recreate an actual society for themselves in the school, complete with all the necessary functions of a political system, police force, court system, store, etc, that they would learn through practical experience how society should function, and be able to learn and apply these lessons directly. I think this idea is actually correct, and it would probably be a good idea in some of our own prisons! Really interesting, enjoyable movie with some excellent performances, notably Frankie Darro as the head delinquent - what a great actor he was, and it's obvious that Cagney saw himself in the kid. Dudley Digges is great as the evil warden, and Cagney...is Cagney, always charming and forceful. Wish they would show this one more often.

Pre-Code Warners Brothers....does it get any better!!!
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1/10
Contemptible and awful beyond belief - America's descent into barbarism continues
15 March 2010
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WARNING: THERE MAY BE SPOILERS IN HERE.

I finally broke down and watched this train wreck of a movie after the obviously rigged Oscars, out of a morbid curiosity as to why Christoph Waltz won an award over what should have been a clearly superior performance by Christopher Plummer as Tolstoy in a clearly superior movie. After all, it doesn't take great acting ability to play a Nazi. Just the right uniform and with his accent, Waltz is already at least half way there. He has a long future ahead of him recycling old Conrad Veidt roles (that Veidt did so much better 60 years ago).

Yes, I held my nose and watched this "movie". Although I do think Tarentino has made some great (and violent) movies such as "Pulp Fiction" and "Kill Bill 1&2" in the past, this one absolutely reeks like rotting vegetation in a methane swamp. "Inglourious Basterds" has literally no saving merit or grace whatsoever, except possibly cinematography. The story line is ridiculous, the script is poorly written and makes little sense, the dialogue is achingly boring and pointless, the performances collectively are as wooden as Pinocchio's nuts. In a movie, the scenes are supposed to have a point and move the plot forward, but apparently Tarentino has progressed beyond either plots or points in his film-making as most of the scenes were endless and didn't flow into each other as much as collide. I honestly cannot find a single thing to recommend in this movie - the characters were so badly written and acted that I cannot comprehend how anyone could remotely care about them other than to feel some sense of relief when they died some horrible death and were thereby removed from the screen.

The worst part of the movie however, is the emphasis upon torture, and it is THIS, that reveals the great moral and ethical (as well as artistic) decline of America. I have known Holocaust survivors and their families, and have read of others, and I have NEVER heard or read of any of them supporting the use of torture, against even the fiendish Nazis. People who endured the horrors they did, were consumed not with a desire for a brutal revenge, but a desire for life and to build a better society, and Israel, for one thing, is the result of that desire for a wholesome life, and a belief in the future that ultimately was stronger than the Nazi cult of death.

Actions like scalping prisoners of war, beating them to death with baseball bats, sticking fingers in a woman's gunshot wounds - these are all CONTEMPTIBLE and anyone who would support or encourage such practices, even against those who are evil, is CONTEMPTIBLE. When people engage in degrading practices, they inevitably become degraded themselves, and that such activity would not only be shown on a screen, but APPLAUDED, or at best, overlooked, by an audience or reviewers, is a grave sign of moral and ethical collapse. Our WW2 soldiers did not do such horrible things, and any who might have would have been severely punished in a society that, unlike ours, still had standards of behavior, even in wartime. That was what distinguished us from the barbarism and brutality of the Germans and Japanese in WW2. Now, however, we glorify it on the screen in the name of a revenge fantasy. What's next - ripping out people's entrails? Feeding them to wild beasts? Where does this end?

When you watch this garbage, what you are ultimately doing is POISONING YOUR OWN MIND AND CHARACTER. This isn't just "fun", it becomes part of who you are and what you think and are willing to accept.

We have had a plethora in the past 10 years or so of movies that feature what I would call torture porn, such as the "Saw" series, and it is only a degraded and barbarous audience that would watch this dehumanizing garbage. These are the same degenerates who applaud waterboarding and other forms of torture because they have fallen into a moral abyss and don't even realize how far they have declined. "Inglorious Basterds" is INDEED inglorious and reflects the shame of a nation.

If you want to see a well written, sophisticated, thinking, well acted, uplifting movie about World War 2, go back to "Casablanca" which was actually created during a generation that actually FOUGHT a war against the Nazis - and won - instead of creating sadistic fantasies about it. Then tell me why the two should be ranked in the same league. Of if you want something bloodier - take a look at the original "The Dirty Dozen" that Tarentino ripped off to make this abortion. "The Dirty Dozen" had the same basic plot of an officer building an elite force to take on a mission to kill the top Nazi brass, but did it in a way to make you interested in the characters and care about their mission. The great irony about "Inglourious Basterds" is that ultimately the most sympathetic characters in the movie... became the Nazis who were tortured and murdered. Was that really the intent?
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The Spirit (2008)
1/10
The Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen In a Theater - (may have spoilers)
27 December 2008
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Yes, there are undoubtedly some made for TV movies, possibly the monster movies on the Sci Fi channel, that possibly are worse, but I think so many people had expectations both of Frank Miller and of this series, The Spirit, that makes this movie an exceptional disappointment.

Like so much of the soulless CGI "entertainment" offered to us, The Spirit looks great. Very striking use of black/white/red imagery and silhouettes, etc. But the plot, such as it is, is ludicrous, the writing is abominable, almost indescribably bad, to describe the "acting" as wooden would be unfair to trees, and it's just painful to watch Samuel L. Jackson's career almost literally end up in the toilet. It's pretty painful watching Tom Cruise prancing around in a Nazi uniform, but Jackson in his Field Marshall outfit inspired nothing but prolonged howls from the audience that watched this with me. I think only extreme inertia and a very large bag of popcorn prevented us from leaving altogether.

It's a shame that so much money and effort goes into producing SUCH A BAD PRODUCT. I guess this all time stinker - literally the worst movie I have ever seen in a theater - is a sign of the very depressing times, when you spend way too much money to ingest a piece of exceedingly colorful cardboard that only ends up giving you a bad case of gas.

Don't waste your money or time on this all time stinker, and let's all pray that Samuel L. Jackson finally find a project worthy of his considerable talents and charisma.
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Hollywoodland (2006)
5/10
One half of a good film - Keep Reeves, chuck Brody
7 September 2006
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The following may contain spoilers.

This is actually two movies in one (or two unhappily wedded plot lines in one) - the George Reeves portion, reviewing the last few years of his life, prior to Superman and up to his death, is simply excellent. Ben Affleck does a phenomenal job in portraying Reeves. He creates a thoroughly likable, funny, rather intelligent bloke who, while he doesn't take himself or life too seriously, would like to make something of himself in his profession. His story of a bittersweet success that traps him, is very compelling. Diane Lane is also excellent as his somewhat desperate and sometimes calculating, married mistress. All the people in the Reeves part of the movie are excellent, and the film looks really good.

Now for the bad news. Adrien Brody, alas, is not remotely convincing as a detective in any time, place, era, or circumstance. The only point in the movie where I felt he was not out of place is when he gets beaten by thugs. Brody, unfortunately for him, looks like a natural victim. I like to say he has a face like a question mark. He can play a scholar, a musician, a poet, a writer, a scientist - but NOT a man of action (King Kong was also dreadful), or a detective. He's simply not believable in this type of role. No reflection on his acting ability - to some extent you have to LOOK the part. Try putting Orlando Bloom into one of Russell Crowe's roles, and vice versa. Doesn't work.

The whole Brody/Simo part of the movie is trite and hackneyed. We don't need to know about his domestic situation and I for one, don't give a damn, Scarlett. The whole separated/divorced father trying to connect with his alienated son and being thwarted by his bitchy wife is just so old and formulaic and unnecessary, especially when placed against the freshness and vitality of the Reeves plot. No, we don't learn anything more than we need to know about this character through his pathetic domestic situation and I don't care what kind of lessons he supposedly learns at the end. It's like Movie Psychobabble Script for Dummies 101. I'd love to get my hands on this film and just gut the whole Adrien Brody story line and fill out the Reeves story line.

Alas, Hollywood will never stop reaching for sentimentality and manipulating us. Just tell the story - that's enough.
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7/10
Very charming and Sidney is really sexy
31 August 2006
I caught this last night on Turner and while this is a slight little movie, I found it quite charming, mainly in the developing relationship between the smooth, elegant, slightly dangerous Poitier and the sweet and yet sassy Ms. Lincoln. They're a good match together, and I love the very romantic seduction scene with that great Quincy Jones music playing in the background. From what I've seen of Sidney Poitier he usually plays a somewhat angry young man who's fighting the system in some way. Well, here he just gets to play a smooth hustler, and man is he sexy!!! Wish he'd made more light romantic films like this.

As for the rest of the cast - well, the plot serves them poorly. The white family come across as well meaning stooges, and the hippie look is really dated on Beau Bridges. But it's kind of the equivalent of one of those Rock Hudson/Doris Day movies with a bit more of an edge and a little bit of a conscience. Well worth watching when it comes around again.
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1/10
This "show" is like a 30 minute belch
14 July 2006
This "show" is so bad it should be exempted from the Geneva Convention. The "writing" (everything actually seems to be improvised by brain-damaged chimps on the fly) is horrible, every single character is astoundingly unpleasant and the sets suck. The "plots" seem to be the result of a contest of which writer/cast member can dredge up the most witless and tasteless idea. The show is like a 30 minute belch. If anyone were looking for proof of the dumbing down of America and the total lack of standards or even a basic sense of humor remaining in our fair land, they need go no further than this miserable piece of road kill.

I understand that the "creators" invested about $200 in the show. It looks it. Try breaking out the Visa card occasionally.
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The Producers (2005)
1/10
One of the ten worst movies I have ever seen - out of THOUSANDS
7 January 2006
First off, just a quick comment about the excessive level of "positivity" here on IMDb. I think it translates to a general lack of standards in our culture. It's okay to dislike something, to even hate it, and to express that opinion. Please - all of you - stop apologizing for being critical. If there is one thing we need more of nowadays, it's critical reasoning and standards.

That said, this film is simply awful. AWFUL. Back in ancient times, when a king was buried, they would kill all the slaves who built the tomb, and all the soldiers and priests who witnessed the burial so no one would know where the tomb was. This is what should be done with all reels of this movie and everyone involved with it. It is THAT bad.

Brooks 1968 film was brilliant, a quirky work of genius that reflected the true talent, and eccentricity of various members of its cast. The quirkiness and eccentricities were what made the movie so brilliant. That, and the obvious factor that Brooks was trying to finally destroy the Nazis and what they had done through the medium of his satire. That 1968 movie had conviction, and a heart. This 2005 movie is nothing but a series of clichés and formulas strung together in the most heartless, calculated, totally unfunny way. I have literally watched thousands of movies, and have only walked out on two, but I was strongly tempted to do so with this one. It was only out of curiosity to see how Brooks managed to maim his own masterpiece, that I stayed.

Nathan Lane does not have the solidity and persuasiveness that seemed inherent in Zero Mostel. He's obviously fake - you would NEVER believe that he's a macho, conniving Broadway producer. He's far too simpering to be convincing. Broderick is okay, but one longs for the unique appearance and style of Wilder - Broderick is far too tame in the role. Will Ferrell is not bad - actually he's pretty good - the unfortunate thing is how Brooks again - MAIMED his own original movie by changing the role of Leibkind. The rest of the cast basically filled any number of loathsome stereotypes, whether it be about gay theater types, or little old ladies, with none of the charm or originality or uniqueness of the originals. None of these people are convincing in any of the performances. One of the most wonderful things about the 1968 movie was the sense that all of these characters actually could exist somewhere in real life. They seemed alive and vital and unique - nothing could be further from the truth in this utterly dreary piece of dreck.

The one bright spot was Uma Thurman, who is not only one of the most gorgeous women in movies, but can also sing and dance.

Speaking of singing and dancing, the music also stunk. THere was nothing memorable in any of the music except the original music from the old movie. The choreography was plodding and unimaginative where it varied from the old movie.

Bottom line for me, and most disappointingly, this movie was not even funny. That people were laughing at this is a sad reflection of the general lack of taste and sophistication in our society. I found it not only disappointing in respects to the 1968 movie, but quite depressing as well. This production adds NOTHING to the 1968 movie - if you want to see Mel Brooks at his peak - rent the 1968 version. Don't bother with this complete piece of garbage.
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Troy (2004)
terrible adaptation - go back and READ the Iliad.
16 May 2004
Warning: Spoilers
It's very sad reading some of these comments to realize how generally uneducated most Americans(in particular) are about the classics or they would realize how badly Wolfgang Petersen has treated this story. WARNING - POSSIBLE SPOILERS AHEAD.

He has compressed the siege of Troy which took about 10 years, if I remember correctly, into a time period of seeming a couple of weeks. There is no sense of the passage of time at all. Several important characters such as the prophetess Cassandra and Priam's wife (and mother of Paris and Hector) Hecuba, are missing completely. Others are unemphasized in their importance like Ajax, who seems to be a miss placed Hells Angel in his brief appearance, or over emphasized like Briseis. Important events in the story are actually shown incorrectly. Menelaus was not killed during the siege, he actually left Troy - WITH HELEN. Helen didn't escape with Aeneas to any river anywhere - she went back home ultimately with her husband. Moreoever, Paris did not just steal Helen - he stole most of Menelaus treasure as well!! These are just a few points - this movie is so inaccurate on so many levels.

Petersen deliberately got so much wrong in the name of creating a spectacle and manipulating plot points and it didn't do him any good. THe movie is visually splendid but lacking in soul and depth and texture. It's plodding and one doesn't ultimately care about almost any of the characters. There is virtually no humor in this movie at all, nor any of the little incidents that epic filmakers of the past put into their movies to make the text more accessible - like interchanges between the ordinary citizens of the city, some event that shows how the men have bonded in some way other than war. I have to comment on the "music" in this movie as well - the wailing is extremely annoying, repetitive and totally unnecessary - it does not create a mood other than extreme irritation.

The one exception to this dreary failure is Brad Pitt's portrayal of Achilles. I was quite surprised and didn't think him up to it. I had forgotten Fight Club apparently. Pitt is masterful - a superb performance that totally nails the character. This is perhaps the best performance I have seen all year (in mainstream films). However, I missed the first minute or so of the opening credits but I don't believe that Petersen ever explains why Achilles is so fearless - it's because he is literally invulnerable except for a small spot on his heel. He knows he can't be killed and very unlikely that anyone would find that spot (and indeed, Paris does literally with the assistance of the god, Apollo in the Iliad). This is a major factor that creates the main character's psychological make-up and it's left out!

I would give this movie a solid 2.5 out of 4 ONLY for Brad Pitt's performance and for the staging and cinematography. If you want to see a big epic, the old ones of Spartacus, Ben-Hur, etc. are still the best. They have hearts and souls and characters one can care about - not just impressive digital cinematics.
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1/10
Stunningly awful - one of the worst movies ever made
25 April 2004
Saw this last night and it is pretty nigh unwatchable. We kept debating whether to walk out but stayed in the bleak hope that there might be one small gram of redeeming humor or insight in the entire 2 hours. Where do I begin to dissect this abortion of a movie? The characters that Carey and Winslett play are both visually disgusting (everyone in this movie badly needs a bath and a wardrobe that has not been acquired primarily from dumpsters), and are whiney, and utterly annoying creations. Carey is dull, lifeless, totally uninspired and looks physically ill. He NEEDS to go back to the comedies for which he has a true gift rather than making these dreadful "artistic" movies. Winslett's character is obviously insane, and if I were a man to whom she made advances I would flee in horror. The "impulsiveness" she attributes to herself would obviously be the hallmarks of several major mental illnesses in real life. When you put these two together, the only party who could gain any advantage from the match would be a manufacturer for razor blades. The desire to erase either of these grungy losers from one's mind would be only natural and logical. The movie simply makes no sense - the "plot" is extremely difficult to follow as the movie jumps back and forth with no apparent logic or design. The effect is jarring and nerve-wracking. There is no apparent editing, which might have created the semblance of a cohesive narrative. There is no apparent script -the characters look like they are manufacturing their assorted incoherent rantings and mumblings on the spot. As for direction - I think the only direction this movie needed ultimately was the sign directing us to the EXIT.
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La Dolce Vita (1960)
my favorite fellini -
23 April 2004
I first saw this movie probably over 25 years ago when I was quite a bit younger. At that point I enjoyed it for its party scenes, sense of joy and life and vitality and....Marcello Mastroianni. Now that I'm older myself and have just recently seen the movie again, I find that I have a much deeper understanding of it. Maybe it takes some age to find some meaning. In a nutshell, Marcello is at a crossroads in his life, he's unable to settle down or move foreward into any direction - he's a diletante with aspirations but no real goals. He's wrapped up in himself and in projecting rather dreamy ideals onto other people. But as he keeps projecting on to others he comes to find in each situation that he doesn't really know the person and they are a mystery and probably a disappointment to him. certainly steiner is the biggest disappointment and disillusions him to a degree that he is apparently lost to a life of corruption and decadence as a result. but it's not that these people are difficult to understand to someone other than marcello - i think we can see that anita ekberg's character really is just a big good-natured blond and not the mysterious goddess marcello makes her out to be; his father is again - the typical traveling salesman and perhaps not the paternal figure that marcello would like him to be. his amour maddelena lives up to her name even as marcello starts believing himself in love with her - he's literally seduced by nothing more than an image he creates in his own mind. his friend steiner seems to have it all to marcello and to be the renaissance man that he would like to be - but, of course, he is dissatisfied and disturbed and we see what the end is. the only one whom marcello forms a somewhat realistic connection with is his girlfriend whom he treats badly and neglects despite her obvious love for him. he refuses to actually work on the one relationship that he could actually succeed at - he would rather dream about possibilities than actualize something.

marcello cannot communicate with others because he cannot see them as the people they really are - he just sees them as projections of his own needs, aspirations, desires and goals. when he finds out what they're really like, he either turns away or falls apart. this is an outstanding movie - 10 out of 10 and beautifully photographed. if you don't get it now, try again in 10 years - it will wait for you to catch up.
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Hidalgo (2004)
8/10
Old fashioned John Wayne good guy kind of movie
7 March 2004
This is a very enjoyable flick about the powerful and enduring relationship between a man and his horse. But far more than that, it's a story with a wonderful old fashioned hero - a man who is courageous, loyal, honest, persistent, who can't be bought or seduced, who is kind to children and animals and respectful of women, who keeps and lives by his word and for whom human life is more precious than money. He is one of nature's gentlemen - something we see little of nowadays. We need men like Frank Thompson and we don't just need them in the movies. After all the scandals of the past decade with CEOs and executives from churches through government agencies and corporations - we need HEROES. I'll settle for heroes on the screen to begin with. Yes, the story is kind of hokey but all stories based on romance and adventure can be pretty hokey. Mortenson's character holds up through it all and gives us, especially children, the kind of guy we can look up to, emulate, and be inspired by. A cynical, money-grubbing society like ours needs that. An excellent throwback to an earlier cinematic time - and you can take the kids with no fear of being insulted by either gratuitous violence, sex or language. How refreshing.
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Just plain disgusting, gross, and totally stupid.
24 August 2003
This is beyond a doubt one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I saw it in the theater originally and thought that it was pervously bizarre and just plain nasty. The scenes with Ripley and the Alien are disgusting. The death of the Newborn is disgusting. The acting is terrible. There is no discernible plot. The writing is terrible. The sets are terrible. Ryder is totally miscast which might be relevant if her character were of any unearthly use. This is a terrible movie - beyond camp. Avoid it like a face hugger.
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this is the best version
6 July 2003
although i love charlton heston and stephen boyd in the 1959 version, this is the better movie - if it were a sub sandwich it would have everything including hots - incredibly well done, especially the spectacles such as the sea battle (much better than the 50s version which was all too obviously done with models), and the chariot race. the chariot race has some amazing shots especially the ones from the ground looking up into the chariots as they race past. the acting is pretty good, especially by navarro, and bushman is a beefy and nasty messala. the only thing that seems kind of weird to me is the depiction of christ as just a hand coming into the various frames - it just looks odd. but i guess that was convention of the time, and the 50s version is no more realistic in that respect. this movie may well be the peak of the silent era, certainly as far as spectacles and action movies go.
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SIMPLY THE BEST
4 June 2003
saw it again tonight, this is a great kung fu movie. what can i say about bruce lee that hasn't already been said by everyone who loves him? the man not only had the most amazing physical moves but he had the belief and philosophy to back him up and provide him with the drive and will to success frequently against odds in his personal life. he was a hero to everyone who believes in the little guy and the triumph of good over evil. bruce lee lived kung fu - he was a true warrior that we have the great good fortune of being able to witness over and over again through the richly deserved immortality of the screen. he is the greatest. this movie has some wonderful fight scenes and i just love mr. han, the villain. he is "right out of a comic book". one thing i haven't seen other reviewers mention is the wonderful parody of this movie in Kentucky Fried Movie - if you haven't seen it, try to - it's one of the most hysterically funny things i've ever seen in my life and it doesn't detract from the original film in the least. what a great double feature that would be!
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the urge to kill
3 June 2003
after seeing part of this dreadful movie, i can fully sympathize with michael myer's desire to kill everyone in the cast. totally annoying cast, implausible situations, badly written, badly acted.....the most realistic part of the movie is that william shatner mask.....now if michael could only find his way to the studio maybe we can end this series.
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Show Boat (1936)
not as good as 50s version
10 April 2003
this version has several wonderful things to recommend it - the delightful winniger as captain andy who does a truly remarkable piece of physical comedy, the duet of robeson and mcdaniel, which is sadly missing from the 50s version, and the more logical plotline. i was impressed by the staging of the Old Man River number especially the inclusion of the 2nd verse, and helen morgan's rendering of "Bill" which was touching and beautiful. but overall the movie has dated badly. dunne's singing is just terrible - one octave below a screech owl. jones is pretty wooden and without charisma as well - no match for howard keel. in fact the 30s cast in general with the exception of robeson and mcdaniel, and dunniger, come off far worse than the 50s case - musically speaking at least. there can be no comparison between the rather plain and dowdy helen morgan and the exotic and radiant ava gardner, who truly gives a remarkable performance in the 50s version. howard keel is infinitely better than allan jones - hell, i'd run away with howard keel. the champions are great, and even paul warfield holds up well to comparisons with robeson. i prefer warfield's version of Old Man River actually. I guess i just generally prefer the 50s version - i just wish they could have stuck hattie mcdaniel in there somewhere. she didn't win an oscar for nothing......
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