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Murder in Provence (2022– )
9/10
Utterly gorgeous!
7 March 2022
As usual, the petty, small minded nay-sayers are out in force; "It's too this, it's not like that, too long, too much talking blah blah blah". Well, go and watch something American thing with guns and zombies and car chases.

Imagine "Death in Paradise", but for adults. Words with more than three syllables, red wine, oysters, hand-rolled cigarettes, knowing looks and furtive glances. Roger Allam is perfect, and it's always a pleasure to see the criminally underused Nancy Carroll, Patricia Hodge as wonderful as ever. Some of the supporting cast are a bit iffy, but there you go. I don't know who it is that plays Sylvie, but she looks like she's stepped straight out of a painting by Raphael! And the opening credits are vaguely reminiscent of Caravaggio!

The Art department deserve massive credit and appreciation. Total attention to detail, full of depth, richness and texture, you'd never guess that a lot of the interiors were filmed in an old school in Reading! The whole thing fits together seamlessly.

Note to some reviewers who seem to have missed the point: It's British actors playing French characters, not some expat Brits in France. Honestly!

Looking forward to watching Ep. 3 tomorrow, and I do hope they make more.
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Foundation: The Leap (2021)
Season 1, Episode 10
2/10
Season 1 ends not with a bang, but a whimper
21 November 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Fascinating to watch the writers descend even further into well worn, familiar TV tropes. Finally, we have the ultimate Facepalm 'I can't believe they did that' moment with that staple of soap operas: "I'm your mother". Good grief. And this is the quality of story that gets 10/10 ratings? Makes me despair. Of course, this may be precisely the audience that will stomach this festival of hackneyed tripe.

So much wrong with the whole thing from start to finish. It was obvious from the outset that the only thing they wanted from the books was the authors name, to lend it a bit of credibility, and a couple of character names and concepts. So as far as sticking to the books, we have to let that go. It was never the intention. Everything they took from the books has been mangled beyond recognition into a bland, grey soup. We can tell who they target audience is from the high rated reviews. Haven't read the books, the books are boring, couldn't be filmed etc. Asimov's books don't have pictures and don't need colouring in, so that explains that.

This episode is a distillation of all that's wrong with it - the fundamental misunderstanding of absolutely everything - science, psychohistory, space travel, physics, human nature, logic... but just to take one part as an example: Robots.

The first SF writing to use the word 'robot' was Capeks 1920 play "R. U. R." In it, 'robots' are created, and then rebel against their creators. A reworking of the Frankensteins monster story. All subsequent robot stories, 100's of them, were basically the same thing. By the early 50's, Asimov, having gown bored of this, decided to write his own robot stories, but his robots were incapable of harming people, and had laws governing their behaviour which made the 'Frankensteins monster' story impossible. Being constrained in that way, he was forced to explore other possibilities, stories and ideas, which had never been done before. R. Daneel Olivaw, the central figure in the Foundation saga, is such a robot, but is also governed by the Zeroth Law, devised by Daneel and Giskard. Unfortunately, this new law restricted Daneels ability to act to the point of paralysis, as 'humanity' was undefined, and so he needed a new approach. Random murder and wholesale genocide are impossible. Fast forward to Goyers TV Foundation. They couldn't secure the rights to the Daneel character, so that whole storyline - the very core of the story - is out. Instead, Goyer replaces Daneel with Demerzel (actually an alter ego of Daneel), throws out the Asimovian robot concept and replaces it with... murder robot! Rips up everything that happened since 1950 and sets fire to it, and goes back to the 'Frankensteins monster' idea. Murder robot! Religious, emotional, unstable! Obliged, in every single episode, to peel back a patch of skin to reveal robotic mechanism! Look! It's a ROBOT! A ROBOT!

So, dear none-book readers, attempting to get around the murder robot idea by quoting the Zeroth Law, that won't work. The explanation is much simpler: The writing is rubbish. They can't tell the story in the books because they don't have the rights. They've just made stuff up, but as Goyers background is infantile, absurd, hand-waving Super Hero movie nonsense, that's the level of writing we get because he can't do anything else.

And it's the same with everything, from genetics/cloning to basic physics. Everything must go, pandering to the needs and expectations of the target demographic who won't understand anything else, books be damned. Giant space battles, crying, ridiculous hair, one-dimensional emotional turmoil, soap opera story lines, magic, religion... The reviewers who give it a bad review are correct, because they understand what is wrong with it and can recognise bad writing when they see it. The 9 and 10 star reviewers obviously can't see it, because they are the target audience. Well, at least the accountants will be happy - onwards to Season 2!

They should at least remove Asimov's name from it, as it's closed to fraud to say that you're basing it on Asimov's 'Foundation' novels, when you obviously had no intention of doing anything close to that.
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Foundation: The Missing Piece (2021)
Season 1, Episode 8
3/10
Glacially slow, trope filled, infantile writing
7 November 2021
Why. Is. It. So. Slow? It's not as if it's high drama, filled with deep and complex concepts. Perhaps the writers think a glacial pace, filled with emoting, pouting and soul-searching makes good SF? Nah... it just exposes the gaping void at the heart where the story should have been. This hardly qualifies as science fiction, and is about as far from 'Hard' SF as you could get, as it's almost entirely devoid of any scientific basis and what there is is completely misunderstood or just plain wrong.

Picking just one (of many) egregious examples of the shoddy, hack writing - Demerzel. Again, he/she/it displays the now obligatory patch of skin removed to show it's a robot. A robot! Thanks, writers, for showing us the same thing again! We might have forgotten!

If this is a positron robot, then it's governed by the Three laws and absolutely cannot injure a human being, or through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. This is not an 'optional extra', it's built in and cannot be circumvented without the robot destroying itself. This is the fundamental thing about Asimov's robots. Go back to the time when he wrote his first 'robot' stories. Up to that point, in every SF story that featured a robot, they would inevitably turn on their creators in Frankentsteins Monster fashion - itself, a reworking of Faust. Bored with this obvious and hackneyed trope, he wrote his robots to be incapable of harming humans, as they were designed with safeguards built in, like any tool. A much better and creative way of dealing with the subject. Along comes Goyer, who undoes all that and has reverted to the tediously predictable 'murderous robot' theme.

Before you can say "It's different to the books so they can do anything, Book-reading Hater", Goyer himself says "Asimov's Robotics Laws do exist in the universe of the show - but that doesn't necessarily mean Demerzel is presently bound by them." Not presently bound by them? What in the name of Susan Calvin are you talking about? Is Demerzel suddenly going to discover the 3 Laws? Or.... Drum Roll.... the Zeroth Law! Daneel is governed by the Zeroth Law, but finds it so difficult to work with, he's practically incapable of doing anything. Not so Goyers Demerzel.

So we may confidently expect to see another heap of steaming garbage inserted into Goyers MCU Foundation Lite. Honestly... if he secured the money for this on the basis that he was adapting the Foundation novels, it's looking dangerously like fraud, as it's clear that from the outset he just wanted the Asimov/Foundation brand and had no intention of even paying lip-service to the source material.

Instead of a brilliant story from the mind of a master story teller, we get this vacuous, infantile, re-heated, tedious mish-mash of every other TV SF show, all packaged in a gorgeous looking Superhero Movie flavoured capsule.

As for the poor souls giving this 9 or 10 star ratings - is the bar really set that low? What on Earth are you comparing it to? Peppa Pig? Dr. Who? Frankie Drake? The Good Witch? Any of the 483 Zombie/Superhero series? If you can walk and chew gum at the same time you should be angry that the writers are treating you like an idiot and hoping you won't notice.

3 stars - because I feel sorry for the costume/makeup/production crews who at least put time and effort into their work - more than can be said for the writers.
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Foundation: Mysteries and Martyrs (2021)
Season 1, Episode 7
2/10
Astoundingly Bad - with Depressing Predictability
1 November 2021
Does this review contain spoilers? Who knows, or even cares any more.

Repeating the obvious fact that this thing now has absolutely nothing to do with Asimovs books would be futile, and so would reviewing it on that basis. It's tantamount to fraud that they've used the 'Foundation' brand as the necessary way for Goyer and Co. To parade their monstrous egos and minuscule talent on screen. It's not Foundation, and it's not even science fiction. For that to be true it would have to be based on science, and there is precisely 0% of that here. It's now on the same level of SF as 'Star Wars' which is properly categorised as 'space opera', as it also has zero science content. Other reviewers here have covered some of the major issues so I won't repeat them. It's seriously bad.

What, then, of the story? Now split between the magic and prophesy part involving Hardin/Dornick/ Seldon, and the dismal cloned Emperors segment, the genesis of that being when some clever writer realised that 'Cleon' is an anagram of 'Clone'. Yes, it's that shallow. So, young clone, facing inner turmoil with regards to his identity is liberated through the power of love. Wow. How original. Older Cleon faces inner turmoil and must undergo a transformative religious quest. Wow. How original. Cardboard cutout characters in one dimensional stories. At least Pace gets to wear a suitable superhero costume while hamming it up for all he's worth.

Meanwhile, back in the mystery/prophesy department, there's a giant super weapon, created by the Empire, capable of destroying entire planets! Hang on... wasn't that a thing in those movies? Never mind. Of course, it's only purpose will be to explode in typical CGI fashion as it's obviously made of Handwavium and Explodium. Still, perfect place for Pew! Pew! Laser battles and ginormously epic space battles later on, as our plucky heroes battle against enormous odds only to escape certain death at the last possible second. Again.

And this is what you get when you allow talentless egotistical hacks and accountants dictate what can and will be put on screen. The same thing has happened in the music industry, which is why all popular music sounds the same. You have to give the buying public something they know and are familiar with otherwise they won't buy it and it won't make a profit. Result: Easily digestible cookie cutter product of no artistic or cultural merit. Naturally, the tired old trope that 'Foundation' is 'unfilmable' gets trotted out, as if that excuses the crass, lukewarm tripe we have here. Of course it's true, if your definition of TV SF is something that has to be the same as everything else. But it absolutely isn't true if you are brave enough to go down a different route, and deliver something truly groundbreaking that would appeal to a completely different audience. Of course, it might fail, but as Elon Musk said, "if you're going to innovate, failure must be an option".

Back in the 1960's there was a new, groundbreaking TV show. It had low ratings, falling viewing figures, alienated the majority of TV viewers and was cancelled and reprieved three times.

Star Trek. But... it attracted an entirely new audience, and turned out rather well for all concerned. No chance it would get made today. Remember "The Wire"? Same thing. Plenty of other examples too. It could have been great. Instead, it's shallow, forgettable, formulaic eye candy for the superhero/zombie generation.

Note: To those who think that 'Book Readers' hate the TV show - not so. That's lazy, childish, binary thinking. Pointing out it's deficiencies and critiquing it is not hate. It's mostly disappointment that it's so completely, deliberately and unnecessarily bad in all respects, but it didn't have to be that way. Why bother watching it? It's Car Crash TV, and mildly entertaining, just not in the way it was intended.
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Foundation: Death and the Maiden (2021)
Season 1, Episode 6
2/10
The filler is now the content.
22 October 2021
Another dose of Foundation Lite (Contains 0% Foundation! Ingredients: Hot Air, shiny pictures, scenery.) The reviewers who complain about the book readers not liking this *ahem* "adaptation" are entirely missing the point. It's so far removed from the books there's no longer any value in pointing that out. It's purely Goyer and Co at the controls. At least we now know why this has happened. It seems that although they secured the rights to the entire 'Foundation' series, they don't have the rights to the Daneel Olivaw character - literally the very core of the entire story!

Goyer: "To clarify another issue - R. Daneel Olivaw is part of the I, Robot rights, which Skydance/Apple do not have access to. We have access to the Demerzel side of the character, if that makes sense."

No, that makes no sense, unless they went into the project knowing that in advance, in which case they had no intention of even paying lip service to the books.

Also from Goyer: "As I've said in earlier interviews, I regard this show as a remix. Another way to approach the show is to think of it like the MCU in relation to the comics. For those who have read the books, as surmised, a number of the show characters are composite characters. Gaal is a combo of two characters (the other of which book readers may well guess)."

Composite characters, MCU, no Daneel.... it's hardly surprising we've ended up with this uninspiring, tedious mish-mash. This episode was particularly bad, start-to-finish irrelevant, rambling, obvious nonsense, bashing us over the head with the same ideas over and over! Yes - we know Demerzel is a robot! Again with the little piece removed to show the innards - we got it! We spotted it the first time! What next? Will she remove her head, to make sure we properly got it? Yes - we know that cloning a body does not clone the person! Looks the same, but isn't the same person! Didn't clone the mind! We got it! Emperors in turmoil as metaphor for collapsing Empire - we got it! And these kind of storylines will go on and on and on, probably because that's all they have. This is not the filler - this is the content. It seems that this episode sets the pattern for the rest of the series and beyond.

It's a shame that the non-book readers don't know what they've been deprived of. But then, if you are entertained and enthralled by superhero movies, this must seem very deep and meaningful.
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Foundation: The Mathematician's Ghost (2021)
Season 1, Episode 3
3/10
It gets worse....
1 October 2021
The only thing that's 'interesting' is how far and how fast they diverge from the source material. The entire first half of Episode 3 is totally irrelevant. In fact, the whole '3 Emperors' thing is sideshow froth. You could safely cut all that out (and much more besides) and not affect the story one iota. Just one of the examples of the mismatch between the original source and the new, mediocre, dispensable additions.

Yes, it's visually gorgeous, and so it should be. But - and this is the point - Asimov was a storyteller - the most important thing with Asimovs writing is the story! What the team behind this have done is to gut and neuter the story, get whole chunks just plain wrong, and ram the big central reveal in your face right from the start! Demerzel is a robot! Wrong gender robot, because reasons. Demerzel is Daneel Olivaw, and that's not a spoiler. In the books, Daniel/Demerzel went to extraordinary lengths to keep his true identity a secret, especially from the Emperor and the government. In fact, the only one who knew (after having worked it out for himself) was Hari Seldon! It's Daneel/Demerzel that manipulated things and identified Seldon and his mathematics and sponsored/nurtured him so he could develop psychohistory. Now, all this might come out in later episodes, but what a pigs ear they've made of it. And to what end?

I'm not surprised if the viewer that hasn't read the originals gets bored or confused by it. That's not the fault of Asimov, it's all down to the TV writers. Who aren't very good.

Also, it's not 'hate' to offer criticism of an artistic work. A person who offers a critique or points out errors and weaknesses is not a 'Hater'. The world is not divided between love and hate. The opposite of love is not hate - it's indifference. And after three episodes that's about where I am with it. They've mangled the story into oblivion and try to mask it by adding their own poorly written and conceived drivel, but don't have the talent to pull that off. But who cares? This isn't Foundation. I've no idea what it is. Some names are the same, and there's a faint echo of the original idea, but that's about it.

NB: A prime number can't be even. That's not what the Prima Radiant looks like or how it works. The name is 'Gaal' not 'Gail'. By having the Vault in place on Terminus you've just given away the rest of the series. Well done, clever writers.
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Foundation (2021– )
3/10
A Difficult Thing to Review...
24 September 2021
Warning: Spoilers
Cards on the table: I've been reading Asimov since I can remember and that was a very long time ago! I'm intimately acquainted with his science fiction writing and can quote passages verbatim. So when I heard that 'Foundation' was going to be made into a TV series, I was filled with dread. This only got worse when I heard who the directors/producers/writers were.

Well, I suppose if you put a work like 'Foundation' into the hands of people who's background is Superhero movies, this is what you get, and we shouldn't be surprised. We also shouldn't be surprised that it must be pummelled into fitting the demands of a certain demographic and current social mores. Unfortunately, I don't think they were up to the task. They certainly haven't been very brave in their approach and have served up what might have been expected. Sure, the visuals are all terribly sumptuous and wonderful, and all of the money is right up there on screen, so kudos to the production team. It borrows heavily from other movies and adds stuff just for the sake of it. Example: ships with a black hole at the centre, taken straight from Nolans 'Interstellar', created by the whirling rings from Sagans 'Contact'. Lots of examples of this.

Much of what they've added is completely irrelevant to the story and could safely have been left out. Genetic dynasty of Emperors? Irrelevant. The whole religious aspect? Irrelevant. The jump ship thing? Irrelevant. Space elevator? Irrelevant. Gaal Dornicks back story? Irrelevant. In fact, the very core of the story on which the whole thing hinges seems to have been abandoned and replaced with something banal and predictable that can be depicted with giant space battles and people firing guns, with lots of fire and explosions. The difference between the original Asimov story and the new 'padding' is quite obvious.

It's not a new 'Game of Thrones' (thankfully!), it's not a new Star Trek either. If you don't know the books and have been brought up on a diet of Superhero movies, Star Wars and other TV SF, and are looking for something a bit more thoughtful, this probably hits the spot.

If you do know the books, you'll probably be disappointed and irritated by the pointless "we know best' meddling.

It isn't boring - it's not 100% action and contains 0% zombies, so a certain audience would declare that to be boring. It's not for you. Move on. It's not groundbreaking, genre defining or bold either. It could have been, had the writers/producers been a bit braver and understood the original books a bit better. Perhaps it's a low resolution depiction of the original.

Finally, what did Asimov himself have to say? From his 1981 book 'Asimov on Science Fiction', Chapter 54, 'Hollywood and I':

"I have hitherto firmly resisted the lure of Hollywood. I have refused to write screenplays even when invited to do so and even when my own stories were in question.

There are two basic reasons for this resistance. First, I am not visual enough to write dialogue and events that are to be interpreted primarily in the form of moving images on a screen. I'm just a word-man, and though it is a wise person who knows his powers, it is an even wiser person who knows his limitations.

Second, I am reasonably confident that in magazines and books my fiction will appear very much as I have written it. Anything I write for the visual media, however, I am certain will be tampered with by producers, directors, actors, office boys, and the relatives of any or all of these."
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Avenue 5 (2020–2022)
9/10
If you don't get it, it's because you are the target
18 February 2020
This is very British, caustic, sarcastic observational comedy on the current state of, well... everything. You will either get it, or you won't. If you do, then that's great - welcome! If you don't get it, that's probably because you are part of the target group that it's taking the out of. You won't like it, you'll think it's a waste of time and effort, won't get the humour, think it's about this, when in fact it's about that. The cast have got it perfectly - the delivery and timing is impeccable. No really... it is, but if you disagree then that's probably because you are in the group that it's taking aim at, and you will never get it. Give it up. Go watch Friends or The Muppets or something. And wonder what it is that you're not getting, and why not, rather than dismissing it as rubbish because you don't get it. It's not for you. It's about you.
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Star Trek: Picard (2020– )
9/10
It's not TNG, but then, why would it be?
8 February 2020
Good grief... there are some real whiners on here. Wah! It's got women in it! (ST always did, BTW... go and check). Wah! They said a naughty word - I'm offended! (There's no such thing as an F-bomb BTW... it's a proper Anglo-Saxon word referring to copulation - it's part of your language. It's normal to use and hear it.) Wah! It's not like the old stuff! It's not the same! Therefore it's rubbish and I hate it! Well, I guess people are entitled to their opinions, Unfortunately they can now make them public and demonstrate how shallow and stuck they are. And then there's the opposite crowd who don't think it goes far enough - Wah! It's not addressing LGBTQIAAP++UKFR9SMYOFB issues - this needs to be fixed NOW! Vanishingly small minority X are not represented - Wah! Etc., ad nauseam.

I'm sorry you don't like it. Scratch that - I'm not at all sorry, and I don't care if you don't like it for whatever reason. Don't like it? Don't watch it - problem solved. You are not entitled to have whatever programme you want to pander to your own specific needs/wants/expectations. Why not try writing your own? If you can do better, and think that more people would like and appreciate your efforts, then try and get it made. Good luck with that. If we had the ST that you want we would never have had Chekov or Sulu, Uhura, Sisko, Janeway... the list goes on. Perhaps you didn't notice that ST always reflected what was happening at the time it was made, and so it should. It was also always inconsistent, had bad writers/sets/effects/costumes/makeup, weak stories, weak characters, was technically inaccurate, bad acting (I'm looking at you, Shatner...).

And yet, Patrick Stewart likes it. He wouldn't have agreed to it otherwise. He even had two conditions before agreeing to consider it - no uniform, no Enterprise, so that was going to annoy the 'We want more TNG" crowd from the outset. This was a calculated and deliberate move. The rest of the cast that return from TNG and Voyager like it, or they wouldn't be in it. Perhaps they know something you don't? Perhaps they are more mature, open-minded, adventurous and creative than you can imagine. I like it, and I grew up with ST in all its forms. It was always changing, always different, and always had people moaning about it. At least that has stayed the same. And the people who like it, appreciate it for what it is and have grown up along the way are also there, and that, fortunately, is also the same. And that's why there are all these high ratings for it.

Here's another one.

NB: A lens flare is a real thing. When you point a lens at a bright light, it happens. They can be beautiful. They happen in the real world.
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