I just watched this a couple of hours ago at the theater. I have been to terrible horror/thriller movies before, but this one take the cake, and not a good cake that is. The advertisement for the feature was misleading, especially if you like Val Kilmer and Ving Rhames.
The poster shows Val and Rhames as the main characters of the film. Unfortunately, that is untrue. Val had probably five or ten minutes of the entire feature, while Ving was on and off. Nevertheless, the performances were not as you might expect from such good names of Hollywood. The other characters seemed rather forced into the plot, too.
The plot itself was weak. The story seemed something recycled from previous works. I managed to figure out the plot and the final events within the first twenty minutes. That made it feel like a colossal waste of time, and waste of money too.
Some bad movies have humor or laughable moments. Seven Below failed at that too. There was nothing funny or witty there. Everything was laid out on the table, and the events were rather stiff. The themes in the movie were borrowed from other pictures. You will realize the scenes similarities when you watch this film, and you will only wonder, "how low can this go from there?"
I would say this movie was a lemon, but then I would be wrong. At least you can make lemonade or pie out of a lemon; this movie was just... Please, just give me my money and time back.
The poster shows Val and Rhames as the main characters of the film. Unfortunately, that is untrue. Val had probably five or ten minutes of the entire feature, while Ving was on and off. Nevertheless, the performances were not as you might expect from such good names of Hollywood. The other characters seemed rather forced into the plot, too.
The plot itself was weak. The story seemed something recycled from previous works. I managed to figure out the plot and the final events within the first twenty minutes. That made it feel like a colossal waste of time, and waste of money too.
Some bad movies have humor or laughable moments. Seven Below failed at that too. There was nothing funny or witty there. Everything was laid out on the table, and the events were rather stiff. The themes in the movie were borrowed from other pictures. You will realize the scenes similarities when you watch this film, and you will only wonder, "how low can this go from there?"
I would say this movie was a lemon, but then I would be wrong. At least you can make lemonade or pie out of a lemon; this movie was just... Please, just give me my money and time back.
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