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Cyberpunk: Edgerunners (2022)
the series is great but after episode five everything sucks more than a first generation erotic braindance
First six epidsodes have so much potential and can blow the roof off. Everything that comes after feels like a rushed nosedive desaster written by a cut off cyberleg that came back to life...
every character in the series was introduced with
so much potential and the writer had a lot of room for shortstories of their past and
other stuff and they look sound and feel so likeable.
Especially rebecca (sassy and cool - like a cyborg pipi longstocking)
after episode five : no.
I can see why this is much more like a prequel to cyberpunk and has
almost no characters from the original game except adam "saucy" smasher with a brief and kind of
absolutely not relevant or grasping appearance (a toaster as antagonist is much more interesting than this jackass that has taken his heavy metal body mod fetish to a new level). And why do they have to fight that irrelevent dude in the end. The fight looks like a cybersumo cgi spa. No.
Instead they could have made faraday the main antagonist
with a group of elite cyberpsychos that attack the city or something. Would have been cooler but nope.
Why netflix? Why is this happening between the two of us? (touches netflixes face shhhhhhhh)
This time its cyberpunk ballrunners.
Still cool somehow but the thing is it sucks to see almost all the characters in the group pass
away while miss fairytail haircut gets to become a moon ballerina.
So much unnecassary drama. Sadly. And an ending david and the
others do not deserve...
Altrimenti ci arrabbiamo (2022)
you just gotta have beans and bacon and be really reeeeeally drunk.
I live in a german speaking country and we had a really raunchy sounding bud voice actor in the old movies way back. So the voice of carezza in this movie kinda sounds a bit off because its a bit too mild and balmy. But everyone is trying to make this movie authentic. It kinda does not bring back the golden age of kid and ben and that is O K. I kinda wonder if terrence hill has seen this movie and what his thoughts would be about it.
There is a scene around half of the movie
where sorisso turns on the radio and gives off
a really horrible rick astley impersonification dance
to some busness ad music while carezza tried to play guitar. I liked that sooo much. It was sooo refreshing
to see how carezza gave him this "are you serious" stare and smashed the radio on the floor. Fantastic. And also the few times that carezza
punched sorisso had a good timing. Its escalations like that i wanted to see more in the movie i think idk.
The rest of the movie is well i dont know how to put it but that
is also O K if and i say IF you dont have any expectations at all.
Its a fine evening comedy movie to invite some friends and if they
dont know about it you can always show them the original "...altrimenti ci arrabbiamo!" they will probably enjoy that even more
or you could just get drunk and have an orgy at the burning man festival. Thats kind of how i remember the one part of the movie where they set the circus on fire if i recall that accurately (not sure about the last part but who am i to judge other peoples decisions right?)
I Came By (2022)
stay away. its dirt for your soul, dumb, not realistic (categorised as a thriller but its a horror crime movie not a thriller)...
I will not be merciful with my review on this one. Its as if netflix put a bucket on our head and like a child lead us into a room to see some kind of surprise they thought would be a good movie and when we put the bucket off our head we see that old kid netflix had too much taco bell orders and awful diarrhea. And by the way the curtains are burning for no explainable reason. If you like to be played dumb like this. Thats your movie.
Like even the little stupid intro that i just made about explaining why this is an awful choice to spend 2 hours of your free time (how the hell did they manage to make this movie last almost 2 hours) makes a better shortmovie on its own and probably would seem more realistic than the script of "i came by" that was probably written by a sack of nuts powered by artificial intelligence: Hello me sack of nuts me write good crime story for movie...Stupido!
I have so many questions, please:
Why is this movie categorised a thriller? It would fit better like a horror title. It IS a horror movie. And if anything you could say its a horror crime movie but in no way a thriller.
What is the definition of thriller (please google it. Who was so drunk to put this up as a thriller?)?
Thriller: A novel, play, or film with an exciting plot, typically involving crime or espionage.
Exciting plot. BAM. And nothing was exciting about this movie i am telling you. The only exciting, truthful and interesting scene is the one that shows the interview of the graffiti guy who gives an explanation that its dumb to break into other peoples home and leave a graffiti there. Who in the first place would get a nuts idea like that?
Ok. So what is so unrealistic about the movie?
None of the protagonists arm themself when they enter hector blakes home. (like if you suspect to met the murderer of your child or friend and you dont have a knife, gun, or anything with you: What do you think how that would play out? Thats why it makes no sense at all...)
None of the protagonists have a plan how to put him to justice.
The police is totally incompetent. None of the policemen are doing something like observing his house or anything. Its unthinkable to me. The whole movie is an insult to watch like this.
None of the people that were involved but 2 people manage to escape hector and survive.
No justice is served ( at the end of the movie the antagonist is caught by the police but has no injuries nothing and probably goes to jail. As someone who gave this movie a chance i expected at least like idk for him to lose an arm or leg or maybe both. THAT would be a great gratification for this movie. A great moment where the audience that watch the movie shout "Yes! Finally this person gets what he deserves". But unfortunately nowadays you just see garbage like this movies that make you angry and confused that you lost 2 hours of your free time to consume dirt like this movie. Why?
If you like feeling really awful and you want to ask yourself how in the world was the writer able to put a movie toghether like this and finance it than this movie is for you. You are welcome.
The Boys (2019)
yes yes and yes
Very good series that makes you crave more. I watched all three seasons in a row and can only speak of high performance here. Its funny, brutal, bloody, edgy, honest, this series is a masterpiece. Even the 80ies soundtrack almost always fits in. There even is a youtube video of the series with japanese voices (its so interesting to see this after seeing the original because they gave butchers character a super low voice and homelanders character a super evilish high fast voice). Had so much joy watching the first 3 seasons and am looking forward to see more of this actors and series.
Maybe its a bit too violent but at the end of the day everybody in the series is dedicated to acting on the highest level. You will learn to love and hate the characters that you see in this show and thats what i especially like when watching something. And by the way: do you know another series that has a superhero that makes love with to a dolphin or octopus. Too funny to be true but you never know what will happen next. Fantastic.