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Lat sau san taam (1992)
LOL. You can not be for real with this.
Where do I even start. For the first 15 minutes everyone seems to forget that guns have clips. Guns do not have endless bullets. About an hour into the film a few characters are actually seen changing out the clips. The hospital massacre was horrifying. I stopped the film and considered not finishing it. I decided that since I made it through (A Serbian Film) I could finish this. I suppose that for its time it was a good action film. After seeing (The Replacement Killers) and (The Raid 2) this movie is weak and disturbing for no valid reason. It is also atleast 30 minutes too long. I do not recommend it.
Oppenheimer (2023)
Don't do it!
If you must watch it then wait for streaming at home. Extremely long and boring. One of the worst musical scores in the history of film. The editing was poor. Truly a lame and uninteresting film. Basically as lame as the fact that I have to continue to type words so this review will have enough characters to post. If you must watch it then wait for streaming at home. Extremely long and boring. One of the worst musical scores in the history of film. The editing was poor. Truly a lame and uninteresting film. Basically as lame as the fact that I have to continue to type words so this review will have enough characters to post.
Skinamarink (2022)
I actually watched the entire film.
I would not call this a movie. It is more like an experimental arthouse film. It is an extremely slow burn that leads nowhere. It has some interesting camera angles and three semi-suspensful moments. It felt a little too long and quite boring. It is worth viewing once just to see something different.
I would not call this a movie. It is more like an experimental arthouse film. It is an extremely slow burn that leads nowhere. It has some interesting camera angles and three semi-suspensful moments. It felt a little too long and quite boring. It is worth viewing once just to see something different.
Dashcam (2021)
Pure Garbage
This is one of the worst movies ever made. It makes the Blair Witch look like a masterpiece. Revolting characters with horrific cinematography. No redeeming qualities. Do not buy.
The Stairs (2021)
Worth viewing one time.
I just saw the Fantom Works special theatrical release of this film. It was interesting and looked good on the big screen. It started slow but when it picked up some unexpected twists held my attention. Nothing amazing but not a bad film.
2 Cool 2 Be 4gotten (2016)
Hell No!!!
If you love people or animals do not watch this movie. Unforgettable animal cruelty scene. Utterly depressing with truly depraved characters. I have seen hundreds of LGBT films. This is truly one of the worst this world has to offer.
Mulan (2020)
Thank you Disney!
Thank you for finally making a "real" movie for teenagers and adults. This is by far the best Disney movie I have ever seen. I hope this level of intelligence will continue in the future.
Hawaii (2013)
No, no, no!!!
If you are reading this you have been warned. I have seen and reviewed tons of gay movies. This one is terrible. You will never get this time back. Slow, boring, unrealistically ignorant. If this is considered high art I fear for our future in this world.
Cats (2019)
I never thought this day would come.
It is official. This movie has surpassed "The Room" as the worst movie ever made. I did not think that was possible. I am in absolute awe. This is a truly frightening fact. When I saw the trailer I knew it was a contender. Sorry Tommy your reign of 16 years has ended.
Loev (2015)
This movie has been for sale on DVD for years.
This is an emotional and powerful film. I feel the film to be realistic and unapologetic. I recently watched it on a streaming site. I remembered certain parts and thought where have I seen this before. I owned this film at least five years ago. I had to sell hundreds of DVDs due to a move. I just bought another copy as it is still for sale on YesAsia.com. The DVD is in English language and you can turn off the Chinese subtitles. I hope this helps everyone looking for this film.
High Life (2018)
Horrific waste of time!
Everything is awful. The acting, editing, cinematography, score, etc. I do not write many reviews. This movie is such an atrosity I thought everyone should know.
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
Scariest 3D movie ever!
This is the scariest 3D movie I have seen. It was an assault on the senses. The graphics are amazing when using the PSVR. I will be thinking about it for a long time. My review is based on the 3D version only. I have not seen the 2D version.
Dredd (2012)
Once again Hollywood copies foreign films.
This is a blatent rip off. The far superior film (2011) The Raid Redemption was made one year before. It is one of the greatest action films in history. If you watch them both you will understand why I am disappointed.
Knowing (2009)
How is this not rated "R"?
This has some of the most disturbing disaster scenes I have ever seen in a PG-13 movie. This movie is dark and extreme. It should have been rated "R" in my opinion. That being said, it is an amazing thought provoking science fiction film.
The Host (2013)
The Host was terrible!!!
Oh no they didn't! This movie does not belong in cinemas. It should have gone straight to DVD. The SyFy channel movie Serenity is a masterpiece next to this hot trifflin mess. There were six teenage girls about age 14 on the row in front of me in the cinema. About half way through the movie they all started texting their friends to let them know how terrible this movie is. You know it is a bad movie when the age group the movie is suppose to impress actually hate it. I can not believe that Lotus put their new Evora in this film. This film will not help sell those cars. Do not waste your money on a cinema ticket. Twilight is Oscar worthy next to this movie.