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The American (2010)
IMDb is not to be trusted any more - high ratting for an awful movie
So many high votes, so many "brilliant" reviews...pff...have you seen other movies before? ever?
You made me waste almost 40 minutes of my life with this garbage, so called "action" movie.
I can't trust IMDb anymore, the "comunity" is giving votes while on crack apparently. It's not the first crap movie with tones of good votes...
I understand opinions differ but over 12k votes should be consistent... apparently not.
Keep up the good work!
To summarise the movie in short : a waste of time. Watch it but check the teleshopping channel too, might be more fun.
Smiley Face (2007)
Watching paint dry would be almost as funny!
You have to be kidding me!!!
You made me waste 20 minutes of my life with this... This is how long I could stand this "entertaining comedy"... It was a total waste of time :(
IF I was a BRAINLESS zombie maybe I would have found this entertaining.
IF I would have eaten 5 space cakes maybe I would have found this entertaining.
IMDb is becoming less and less reliable :( 7 - 8 for a totally idiotic movie? ohh common u can do better than that!! can u? How can u vote so high for such a nonsense? Watching paint dry would be almost as funny as this movie!
Universal Soldiers (2007)
I advise you to watch this movie so you will appreciate a good movie when you will see it
This movies has them all: story line, drama, action, love, sex, special effects. No, I didn't lost my mind, I was just jocking it's a COMPLETE GARBAGE.
It goes around a failed experiment and that's about it with the story line. The characters are weak, but why do you need strong characters when everything is about shooting aimlessly and getting killed. Most of the actors I think were hired on "the cheapest we can get" premises.
You can watch this as an alternative to a Comedy or a Documentary. It is actually funny how bad the roles and the actors are, and you can consider it a case study about bad movies.
Well done Griff Furst, keep trying, by mistake you will eventually make something good.
Broken English (2007)
Comedy??? do you people have any idea what a comedy is?
Before watching the movie I looked on the "reliable" IMDb site to see what type of movies this is.
"Comedy / Romance" ???? are you people crazy??? Comedy??? I was really in the mood for something funny and enjoyable, and instead I found myself watching a Drama/Romance , a story about broken, sad people.
I only had the patience to watch half of the movie, probably I missed a great ending, probably...
I wanted something funny, the category in which this movie was placed was "Comedy", I ended up watching something totally different.
If this is a Comedy then it's the worst I've ever seen.
Knocked Up (2007)
Decent comedy but not brilliant, don't expect to laugh every 5 minutes.
I usually check the plot line, the type and the ranking for a movie before I watch them.
I did the same with this movie, it is a decent Romance/Comedy, but more of a Romance movie rather than a Comedy.
I consider the movie as being nice but it doesn't deserve the high ranking 8.2/10 at this moment.
This movie is a mixture, not a brilliant Romance movie and not a brilliant Comedy, cocktails are nice but depends on the recipe.
I don't regret watching it, I regret having such high expectations. People should take the voting/ranking system more serious.