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Jawbreaker (1999)
horrible, pathetic, and utterly fun to watch
Jawbreaker is awful. I mean, it is bad. It has no redeeming qualities what-so-ever. There isn't a single performance that's even close to passably good (with the possible exception of Marylin Manson). For all these reasons, I adore this movie. It's like watching a guy try to sing a touching love song at a karaoke bar to impress his girlfriend. You laugh at it, but you pity the people involved tremendously. I'm not sure if that makes sense, but that's how I feel about this movie. They try hard, but they fail, and in that failure they provide tremendous amusement.
The State (1993)
I am the slowest porcupine
There is not a day that goes by in which I am not somehow reminded of The State. Every time I see a bowl of pudding, every time I see Thomas Lennon in a Snickers ad, every time I pray to have a family member killed, and every time I think that I might want to dip my balls in a food product I think of those ten plucky guys and one equally plucky woman. It truly was the best sketch comedy show ever. If any one has the opportunity to view any portion of any episode of The State, they should. It would be a crime against humanity if they didn't.