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Paradise Cove (2021)
Who green lights this ?
Right , let's start by asking what happened to a promising career from the once enthusiastic actress Mena Suvari? The last 15 years literally seem to be grab anything she's offered, maybe for financial reasons, love of acting or simply not wanting to have to wait to make it into the A list. Rose McGowan and Alicia silverstone seem to have gone the same way. This film was dreadful after the first 9 minutes. The acting, the soundtrack, the absolute embarrassment of a storyline. Can we just come to terms with also this woman Bree is supposed to be homeless yet has clearly had work done, fillers etc clearly dyed and styled hair and would look more at home with the housewives of Beverley hills ... that's all I'm going to write about and just beg you people not to waste your time watching this.
Mixed Nuts (1994)
Original
What an absolute brilliant idea for a screenplay.! So original and fresh. The caste fits perfectly together and it's nice to see early days Adam Sandler. Madeline Khan takes the lead for the most stand out in this film though. Who knew she could be so funny effortlessly funny. Liev Schrieber in drag is what everyone needs to see! The film from start to finish is hysterical with a dedicated story line throughout. How this film isn't a traditional Christmas film baffles me. It's so funny and lighthearted. If someone can watch this right the way through without laughing I'll eat my hat! Give it a watch. Honestly you ain't be disappointed.
Halloween Kills (2021)
Stupid kills
This film... where to start. Well I think it was made as a gore bridge between Halloween and Halloween ends because the kills are way over the top as in unrealistic. These characters bump into Michael yet don't seem to run: they stand there and shout help! No one thinks to ring the police or leave the house, just stand there! 6 firemen confront him with axes, chainsaws yet the first one walks towards him with a hose. And instead of ambushing him they all try their luck one by one. It's ridiculous and unbelievable. They should have continued the series from H20 as that is the best film out the lot of them. Miss.
And Just Like That... (2021)
It Needs Samantha
This isn't sex and the city! Before you watch it be prepared. Everything you've learnt about the girls in the first six series ; forget! It's so political and have completely changed who these characters are. They're now unlikeable. Charlotte doesn't even look like Charlotte. Miranda is now a lesbian even though in the first 6 series she was probably the least likely to become one. Carrie is just whiny, her fashion sense is not ridiculous and no one in reality would wear any of it around New York City ! And let's be honest! Samantha was the best part of Sex and the city! She was the attraction and what made it fun. Without her you've got 3 women with dry storylines.
Andy the Talking Hedgehog (2018)
Put Tara on the map
This film, no wonder it circulated so much Oscar frenzy. Meryl street must be kicking her calf's at not getting the role of the main role in this Oscar worthy role of a hedge hole don't mistake it with a mole or a lump of cole as it stole the show! Tara Reid has gone from strength to strength since American pie and urban legend. For someone with such diversity in her acting ability , cinema releases like this are a walk in the park. And Brandon routh who also stars in this flamboyant Tarantino thriller has a memorable role of the hedge hole not the mole lucky the role didn't get stole by Christopher reeves. Well I advise you all to watch with an open mind cause once jamie Lee Curtis shows up you know it's all gonna kick off ! Have fun.
The Midnight Man (2016)
The Acting! Will somebody think of the acting?
My god, who cast these people? It's literally worse than what you see with a hand held video camera and three teenagers on YouTube from the 90s!
The story could have been ok if given the proper production and direction. The main actress seems that bored with the script she talks all in one tone. Miles comes across as someone who would have a walk on part in Sabrina the teenage witch! There's never a light on in the house which I'm starting to think is more to do with keeping the cost of production down. Then some random girl half way through the film joins them cause the writers clearly come to a halt in the script. Throw in Freddy Krueger and some pensioner from the conjuring and they think they've made a horror film. Watch it if only that bored or enjoy being mentally drained.
Wrong Turn (2003)
Lame
Where do we start? The acting is dreadful. I feel like the only reason this has a high rating on here is because of actress Eliza Dushku is in it. They go from climbing watch towers to free falling into trees then spend the majority of the film running around branches better than any monkeys I've seen at the zoo! Impeccable balance! Barely a scratch of dirt on them and they manage to outsmart the hillbillies by hiding under things from time to time ! (Eye roll). A few good suspenseful bits but apart from that it's all a bit mediocre and B movie. There's no back story to any of the characters or why these inbreeds are killing machines so it's kind of just for the gore factor! All in all wouldnt watch again.