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Iron Man & Hulk: Heroes United (2013)
Blurry textures, low resolution, uninspired story. Super short. Terrible
Poorly written dialogue, awkward animation with movements that look like something from the 90s. Blurry textures, low resolution,
Uninspired story. Super short. Terrible.
Every spoken line feels like something that is aimed at 2 year olds, and at this day and age, even 2 year olds won't find it interesting. Characters argue like they are pre school kids. and they talk too much, a scene that MIGHT have been OK is ruined by the character stating the obvious. Please shut up.
Marvel might have won the silver screen but direct to DVD animated movies and TV series belongs to DC.
Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)
10 STARS! If it was meant to be a comedy.
Acting was lazy, (give me a pay check lazy)
The only actor decent was Malcolm McDowell and that was a funny scene too.
The only thing good in this movie was the sets, just like in the 1st movie. Imagine if we had a better writer and director who could reuse the sets?
The pacing made no sense, things would cut so quickly and leave you thinking, did that happen? Oh I guess she beat the level or puzzle. Yes the entire movie has taken the worst part to adapt into a motion picture, solving a level like puzzle, but and easy one.
The CGI monsters was bad... worst than the 1st one, and the irony is that the most fake monster was mean to be made out of plastic dummies, so.. I don't know... GET SOME PLASTIC DUMMIES TO FILM IT!
As for the funny part? Imagine the all mighty hero Pyramid head riding and pushing a little bicycle thing to push a merry go around in slightly sped up motion... I laughed SO HARD.
Oh and bad acting talking girl is just not scary. Some reason there is a teen love thing going on, because, just because. and a in joke of the merry go around that is coloured red and white like (look look we are like the resident evil movies! see!? we are money making trash movies too!)
One of the worst movies I ever saw this year... god..
The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
A review on youtube
Here is my review of it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhrNy_ApS7Q&feature=plcp
there is a spoiler warning halfway through the video.
I agree with Bum Reviews by Doug Walker. I agree with the escapist magazine movie bob review.
It's a good character movie, bane is good, catwoman is good but the movie plot is just meh and ugh and man that was.. not good. so yea watch the video in the link and have a say what u think...
yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Batman and Robin was more batman than this movie, not that that movie is a better movie -_-