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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (2006)
Ho ho horrible!
We saw this years ago on DVD and it has got to be the worst of the entire franchise it IS the worst! Basically Santas wife Mrs Clause is about to have a baby yadda yadda yadda Jack Frost comes into the picture there's a horrible It's A Wonderful Life ripoff where he sees what it would be like if he was not Santa Claus.
The entire movie was abysmal boring like getting your teeth drilled without the novocaine basically. I understand that Christmas movies are normally heart-warming sweet and touching.
But seriously this movie was TOO sweet it made me gag through most of it it was like being bombarded by gumdrops and cotton candy as it devoured me.
The acting was awful everyone involved the ending was as stupid and cutesy as it could possibly get .Ugh even writing about this travesty of a Christmas movie makes me gag .
I had such high expectations for the third one too and it let me down big time.My entire family was bored to death my mom even fell asleep during it so did my dad.
Tim Allen looked angry bitter and bored throughout the entire movie the kids were extremely grating and couldn't act at all especially that red haired girl who played his niece in the film.
It stinks I can't give this less then 1-star but since I can't this will have to do even though it deserves a -10.
Oh and pay attention throughout the movie there is absolutely no chemistry with anyone just forced unfunny stale boring deliveries over and over again. The reindeer fart jokes by the way NOT FUNNY talk about lame .
The Final Destination (2009)
Fantastic destination!
Fantastic ending to an awesome franchise.Without 3d it is just a regular final destination but with it wow!!! I loved how it was literally right in front of your face and jumped out so much.I have been waiting to see this movie for weeks now and this was well beyond worth the wait.Some cons though but not that bad for this film.
Some of the deaths seemed sorta lame and cheap from time to time but like every other destination there were also some awesome death sequences in the film.
My heart raced so much throughout this movie from beginning to end it was a total roller-coaster.The acting wasn't that good sad to say but the main character the preppy Jerk and the security guard made you feel for them.Sadly the girls in the film were really bad actors very bland and forced a lot of the time.
But suffice it to say despite it's minimal flaws this is the best destination ever.Oh and the movie in 3d within a movie in 3d part very cool ingenious idea to implement into this movie.
The Witch's Sabbath (2005)
What a witch!
Very close to one of the worst movies I have ever seen.I say this because I have seen movies even WORSE than this one and thats horrible that I can even say that.The acting haha no acting here sorry .The entire experience was yawn inducing the acting was WAY over-acted the violence was WAY over the top this movie was WAY over the point of absolute trash.Once again wish I could pick a negative 0 instead of a 1 because some movies such as this one DESERVE IT.The monster at the end also hahahaha what a joke not one part of this movie was scary surprisingly I did like 1 or 2 characters not the movie hell no .I fast-forwarded through most of it in all honesty only watched bits and pieces and the ending LMFAO Talk about unintentionally pathetic stupid and hilarious. Witches Sabbath I'm afraid you are cursed ....severely.
Return to Sleepaway Camp (2008)
Absolutely sucked.
This is the worst sleepaway movie I have ever seen.What a travesty and even the killer was lame and overacted.The cast if you can even call them that couldn't act for nothing.Especially the so called victim who was too much of a jerk to care about to begin with .His acting was absolutely horrid as was pretty much everyone else's in the cast and the ending WTH was that made no sense whatsoever and just ended abruptly for no reason.It was hilarious how most people reacted when they were killed talk about BAD acting totally horrid.
I mean I've seen some doozy of some bad movies but this one takes the cake and not in a good way lol Granted some of the violence was like the rest of the sleepaway camp movies which was cool.But they edited it like crap because half the deaths you didn't even see just an aftermath which absolutely sucked I expected this sucker to be pack full of gore but I didn't see much of that which was also a disappointment for a Sleepaway movie especially.
The movie was unintentionally hilarious literally I was laughing my ass off throughout most of this movie it was as if all the actors were reading DIRECTLY off their cue cards it was hilarious lol
For instance 2 actors I can remember off the bat because they were BARELY ON lol
Girl: stiff lifeless and wooden delivery: Stop it Allen you retard. Guy: stiff lifeless boring and wooden delivery: Ronnie get Allen to stop.
Seriously this movie was a comedy not a horror movie ...to me anyways lol
Too bad I can't go any lower then a 1 otherwise this would get a -0 from me.
Snakes on a Plane (2006)
Rockin!
Snakes on a Plane is a fantastic and enjoyable movie!Plus this movie had some serious eye candy for the gays.The guy who went to the bathroom alone and got his unit bit off was a hunk!Samuel L.Jackson and Juliana Marguiles steal the show.Forget what the critics say an awesome ride period!Have fun with this film and you should really enjoy it!The movie Snakes is the best film I have seen in quite some time and that is a definite.If there is anyone who is looking for an artsy serious movie then look somewhere else.Snakes on a Plane will never win an Oscar or any award.But it has garnered more fans than those boring films put together.
From Justin to Kelly (2003)
It sucks!
Bad acting and the whole movie reeks.The songs weren't bad at times but Clarkson and Guarini sucked they can not ACT!The movie just sucks so badly.I expected it to be bad but my god not this bad!Clarkson has proved she can't sing and now she has proved she can't act!!What a waste of time and what a waste of my life to even be talking about this crap!If the ever make a sequel to this movie it is their own fault if it causes them to go bankrupt! Avoid this movie at all costs.You will be wasting your time,patience,money,and life!Just try to find something better to do with your time...Like counting the tiles on your ceilings!!