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The Lost (2006)
not one scare in this movie = weak
This movie was soooo weak. Its a bad bully drama that was so boring it took almost an hour for something to happen and by then it was no surprise to the viewer. The actor who played the bully couldn't scare a fly in real life and it just seemed like a boring lifetime movie. There's a reason this stinkers been on the shelves for almost 3 years!!! I think the best part was seein MIsty Mundae in some lesbo scene which didn't really fit in either but at least it was better than seeing the bad drama of kids scared of some yutz that was harmless. I haven't seen the directors new film but hope he got more cash to work with as this one looked like it was shot for nothing and thats about what was put into it.
See it at a friends house on fast forward and you'll still fall asleep!!
Masters of Horror: Valerie on the Stairs (2006)
Uggghhh another Mick Garris misfire = MASTER OF BORE
Does this guy think just cause he took the title Master of Horror that he is one? Its pretty obvious that this guy never will do a theatrical movie as his skills get worse with each attempt. I don't know if hes stephen kings cousin or brother in law but this guy has gotten too many freebiees and delivered boring garbage, I love Stephen kings books but garris go back to square one and start reading his work cause your films suck and the films you produce ain't much better (except for a couple MOH episodes-Black Cat)Oh by the way wasn't this a twilight zone episode. I'll wait for serious word of mouth before watching another master of horror episode.
Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)
this movie sucks
With all the adds I figured this would at least be decent but what a piece of crap it ended up being. They thought just cause you mention horror legends that its that easy to put themselves side by side with them, what a joke. And for the losers who are talking on the messageboards like you just aren't a horror fan and don't understand it give me a total break!!! Those movies all have tension and surprises along with effective kills and you care about the characters. In this crap I was waiting for the three main actors to get killed off with their bad acting and annoying attempts at comedy and there aren't kills till like an hour into it.
Rent something else like the old halloween (forget the new re-garbage), or Friday the 13 as this sucked.